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User avatar #135 - Gooey (08/11/2010) [-]
I just jizzed on my Keanu.
User avatar #136 to #135 - OrangeZebra (08/11/2010) [-]
Oh
User avatar #137 to #136 - Gooey (08/11/2010) [-]
Its all good i wiped it off.
User avatar #138 to #137 - OrangeZebra (08/11/2010) [-]
oh thank god. I was worried for a second there
User avatar #142 to #138 - Gooey (08/11/2010) [-]
Yeah my friend was asleep so i just wiped it on her face....Wait WHAT?
User avatar #143 to #142 - OrangeZebra (08/11/2010) [-]
Ba-zing!
User avatar #144 to #143 - Gooey (08/11/2010) [-]
Ba-Bam! She just woke up! Im FUCKED!
User avatar #147 to #144 - DrPeppir (08/11/2010) [-]
Tell her she had either mayonnaise or cool whip earlier while she was half asleep.
It could only be worse if she licks it to make sure.
User avatar #145 to #144 - OrangeZebra (08/11/2010) [-]
GET THE CHLOROFORM. NOW!
User avatar #149 to #145 - misterfunnydude (08/11/2010) [-]
is this a real or imaginary girl kuz i dont think chloroform works on imaginary girls
User avatar #150 to #149 - Gooey (08/11/2010) [-]
Its a real girl....I think.
User avatar #153 to #150 - misterfunnydude (08/11/2010) [-]
r u sure check for a vagina pulse
User avatar #154 to #153 - Gooey (08/11/2010) [-]
Yes its there......But Barely
User avatar #155 to #154 - misterfunnydude (08/11/2010) [-]
hmmmmmmmmm check deeper
User avatar #156 to #155 - Gooey (08/11/2010) [-]
Oh GOD ITS A SNUKE AHHBHABAH
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