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The 7 Most Terifying Animals

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7 Most Terrifying Prehistoric
Animals That are Still Alive
7. The Goblin Shark
1144.
Goblin sharks are hideous, pink, long
servants of evil, which Wikipedia describes as
having an electro sensitive, , berrylike
rostrum and Jaws. That is sciencedaily
6. Giant River Stingray
We' re sorry to inform
you that that is in no
way Photoshopped or
modified, and is, in fact,
a long stingray.
It seems Mother Nature
was both lazy and
malicious when she
sculpted what is
basically a
bedsheet, and and then
put a serrated
poison spike on its ass. That barb, by the way, has
been known to impale body parts, sometimes
skewering them completely and even penetrating
bone.
5. Frilled Shark
The frilled shark has been
terrorizing the oceans for at
least 95 million years, looking
something like a dragon that
was bitten by an eel that was
also a zombie for some
reason.
They have upwards of 300 teeth, which
one unnecessarily foreboding scientist described as
providing almost a thousand sharp hooks on which
to trap struggling prey." They can also open their
mouths extremely wide and can swallow something
up to one and a half times their length. In case you' re
wondering, that means they could have swallowed
Andre the Giant and the midget he was, for whatever
reason
4. Alligator Gar
As ancient as they are ugly,
alligator gars have been around
for 100 million years, and strike
fear in the heart of anything that
is afraid of large animals with
hundreds of sharp teeth.
Doublecross of sharp teeth,
because back in ancient times
you needed all the teeth you
could get in order to combat all
the and
that shared the
swamp with you.
3. Giant Chinese Salamander
Coming in at a tie with the
panda bear in the list of real
animals most resembling
Pokemon, giant salamanders
have been plodding around
for about 30 million years,
Fortunately for us, they are
the one creature on this list
least likely to devour you and
everyone you care about,
being nearly blind and
feeding mainly on smaller
salamanders, worms and
crayfish.
2. Triops
Quick, is that the
name of a
prehistoric, three- ..
or a Herman
villain? If you
guessed hell- Incidentally, every time we watch a
shrimp, you were horror movie about genetically
Correct. engineered parasites that escape the
lab, there is at least
1. Lamprey
5350‘
There' s really no way to
ease you slowly into the
following analogy, so
we' re Just going to go
ahead and say it:
condoms full of teeth.
If you' re thinking those are tiny little worms you
might find sucking on the side of your aquarium,
think again. These bastards grow to about three and
a half feet long, and feed by literally eating their way
into the sides of fish until their guts come out the
hole.
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User avatar #43 - amagicalhoers (08/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
its the stingray that killed steve irwin

its too bad he didnt wear sunscreen to protect him from harmful rays
User avatar #54 - waluigiboy (08/10/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Triops aren't that scary, you can buy them like you can seamonkeys. I have some :D
#1 - mr skeltal (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Luckily I noticed these were primarily aquatic critters, coupled with my irrational fear of water I am safe :DDDD muhahahahahahahaha!
User avatar #2 to #1 - bryankuhn (08/09/2010) [-]
except the salamander and the Triops which are hiding in your bedroom, yeah you are safe
User avatar #77 - klotentwentyfour (08/10/2010) [-]
people stealin **** from cracked annoys me every time -.-
User avatar #31 - ihazaccount (08/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I thought lampreys hung out on sharks bellies mostly.... eating whatever the shark dropped and keeping it clean >..>
User avatar #32 to #31 - BIZARRExBADGER (08/10/2010) [-]
thats a remora
User avatar #91 - scelesticfish ONLINE (08/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This is from You need to login to view this link :D
Love that site
User avatar #90 - Moushi (08/10/2010) [-]
The descriptions made me laugh my ass off XD
It was also very interesting, and I dont care if I get thumbed down, I found it to be cool^^
#67 - furfag **User deleted account** (08/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Sucks to be Aquaman. He has to sleep with all that swimming around.
#87 - mr skeltal (08/10/2010) [-]
cracked is great. hillarious and informative
#60 - Tub **User deleted account** (08/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
He stole it from cracked on the triops one he didint even have enough space to copy and paste
User avatar #45 - vivalemort (08/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
0.0 most of these are water creatures. i am never going swimming again. these will haunt my nightmares for weeks
User avatar #40 - kylecracksthesky (08/10/2010) [-]
"sorry if you were planning on sleeping tonight"


HAHAHAHAHAHA

btw that big ass stingray was caught by the guy who hosts River Monsters

Even more unsettling-they found stingrays that big over 150 miles upstream, INLAND
User avatar #28 - mymilkshake (08/10/2010) [-]
THERE IS AT LEAST WHAT??? YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME WITH A CLIFF-HANGER!!!
#9 - PirateTheEnd (08/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
QUIT STEALING **** FROM CRACKED, YOU FAGGOT! COME UP WITH YOUR OWN ******* LIST!

[url deleted] re-still-around.html

ORIGINAL ******* LIST
User avatar #10 to #9 - TehPwnzer (08/10/2010) [-]
Look at the description, asswipe
#82 - BottledWater (08/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
WOW! This pic really had me laughing my ass off! So glad you posted it! lol i totally thumbed this!!

Yeah. thumbed it down. I have google.
#103 to #82 - TheCommentist **User deleted account** (08/10/2010) [-]
if it made u laugh ur ass of...why did u thumb it down?
User avatar #71 - megamanfan (08/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i thought the tripod was kinda cute
#69 - mr skeltal (08/10/2010) [-]
What, no Viper Fish?
#22 - mr skeltal (08/10/2010) [-]
Ugh I actually shivered at the last one
User avatar #21 - fistymcbeefpunch (08/10/2010) [-]
Also some triops have blue blood.
User avatar #19 - RansomNote (08/10/2010) [-]
the salamander pic is a little disturbing but oddly cute mainly cuz i immediately thought mudkip... but anyway i winced when you said condoms full of teeth. lampreys are insane.
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