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The 7 Most Terifying Animals

The 7 Most Terifying Animals. All credit goes to <br /> 4 moar info go to<br /> 7 Most Terrifying Prehistoric Animals That are Still Al

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7 Most Terrifying Prehistoric
Animals That are Still Alive
7. The Goblin Shark
Goblin sharks are hideous, pink, long
servants of evil, which Wikipedia describes as
having an electro sensitive, , berrylike
rostrum and Jaws. That is sciencedaily
6. Giant River Stingray
We' re sorry to inform
you that that is in no
way Photoshopped or
modified, and is, in fact,
a long stingray.
It seems Mother Nature
was both lazy and
malicious when she
sculpted what is
basically a
bedsheet, and and then
put a serrated
poison spike on its ass. That barb, by the way, has
been known to impale body parts, sometimes
skewering them completely and even penetrating
5. Frilled Shark
The frilled shark has been
terrorizing the oceans for at
least 95 million years, looking
something like a dragon that
was bitten by an eel that was
also a zombie for some
They have upwards of 300 teeth, which
one unnecessarily foreboding scientist described as
providing almost a thousand sharp hooks on which
to trap struggling prey." They can also open their
mouths extremely wide and can swallow something
up to one and a half times their length. In case you' re
wondering, that means they could have swallowed
Andre the Giant and the midget he was, for whatever
4. Alligator Gar
As ancient as they are ugly,
alligator gars have been around
for 100 million years, and strike
fear in the heart of anything that
is afraid of large animals with
hundreds of sharp teeth.
Doublecross of sharp teeth,
because back in ancient times
you needed all the teeth you
could get in order to combat all
the and
that shared the
swamp with you.
3. Giant Chinese Salamander
Coming in at a tie with the
panda bear in the list of real
animals most resembling
Pokemon, giant salamanders
have been plodding around
for about 30 million years,
Fortunately for us, they are
the one creature on this list
least likely to devour you and
everyone you care about,
being nearly blind and
feeding mainly on smaller
salamanders, worms and
2. Triops
Quick, is that the
name of a
prehistoric, three- ..
or a Herman
villain? If you
guessed hell- Incidentally, every time we watch a
shrimp, you were horror movie about genetically
Correct. engineered parasites that escape the
lab, there is at least
1. Lamprey
There' s really no way to
ease you slowly into the
following analogy, so
we' re Just going to go
ahead and say it:
condoms full of teeth.
If you' re thinking those are tiny little worms you
might find sucking on the side of your aquarium,
think again. These bastards grow to about three and
a half feet long, and feed by literally eating their way
into the sides of fish until their guts come out the
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User avatar #43 - amagicalhoers (08/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
its the stingray that killed steve irwin

its too bad he didnt wear sunscreen to protect him from harmful rays
User avatar #54 - waluigiboy (08/10/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Triops aren't that scary, you can buy them like you can seamonkeys. I have some :D
#1 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Luckily I noticed these were primarily aquatic critters, coupled with my irrational fear of water I am safe :DDDD muhahahahahahahaha!
User avatar #2 to #1 - bryankuhn (08/09/2010) [-]
except the salamander and the Triops which are hiding in your bedroom, yeah you are safe
User avatar #77 - klotentwentyfour (08/10/2010) [-]
people stealin **** from cracked annoys me every time -.-
User avatar #31 - ihazaccount (08/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I thought lampreys hung out on sharks bellies mostly.... eating whatever the shark dropped and keeping it clean >..>
User avatar #32 to #31 - BIZARRExBADGER (08/10/2010) [-]
thats a remora
User avatar #91 - scelesticfish (08/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This is from You need to login to view this link :D
Love that site
User avatar #90 - Moushi (08/10/2010) [-]
The descriptions made me laugh my ass off XD
It was also very interesting, and I dont care if I get thumbed down, I found it to be cool^^
#67 - furfag **User deleted account** (08/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Sucks to be Aquaman. He has to sleep with all that swimming around.
#60 - Tub **User deleted account** (08/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
He stole it from cracked on the triops one he didint even have enough space to copy and paste
User avatar #45 - vivalemort (08/10/2010) [+] (4 replies)
0.0 most of these are water creatures. i am never going swimming again. these will haunt my nightmares for weeks
User avatar #40 - kylecracksthesky (08/10/2010) [-]
"sorry if you were planning on sleeping tonight"


btw that big ass stingray was caught by the guy who hosts River Monsters

Even more unsettling-they found stingrays that big over 150 miles upstream, INLAND
User avatar #28 - mymilkshake (08/10/2010) [-]
#9 - PirateTheEnd (08/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)

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User avatar #10 to #9 - TehPwnzer (08/10/2010) [-]
Look at the description, asswipe
#87 - anonymous (08/10/2010) [-]
cracked is great. hillarious and informative
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#51 - anonymous (08/10/2010) [-]
goblin and frilled sharks are EXTREMELY RARE...frilled sharks have only been caught like twice ..very rare
User avatar #21 - fistymcbeefpunch (08/10/2010) [-]
Also some triops have blue blood.
User avatar #19 - RansomNote (08/10/2010) [-]
the salamander pic is a little disturbing but oddly cute mainly cuz i immediately thought mudkip... but anyway i winced when you said condoms full of teeth. lampreys are insane.
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User avatar #4 - eric cartman (08/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the last one resembles that weird preacher from the poltegeist..when he was in his true form
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