Million Dollars

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes.

yo dawg i herd you like boats so we put a stripper on your boat so you can moterboat while you moterboat

strippers make everything better

a boat and a stripper costs a million dollars....... FUCK LOGIC

the flag pole popped a mini boner then the stripper came out

The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinkin' SANGRIA! Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you won't go down cause my dick can float! We sail around the world and go port to port, every time I cum I produce a quart. Put on your life vest let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady I'd like to swank her. Deadliest catch without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the ARABS! I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow. Make sure to wax, use your mom's NAIR, you'll be amazed when I cum in your HAIR! Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand! Boats and hoes, Boats and hoes, gotta have me my boats and hoes!

Can people give me lots of thumbs down. Not reverse psychology i want to get banned.

That frog looks awfully familiar... WAITASECCCCCOND! It's on that teacher's desk in the other comic?!

BOATS N HOES BOATS N HOES GOTTA HAVE ME MY BOATS N HOES
the nina (oh!) the pinta (oh) and the santa maria, ill do you in the bottom while you're drinking sangria, nachoes and lemonheads in my dads boat, you won't go down because my dick can float!

find the frog LIKE A BOSS

Boats n' hoes.
Boats n' hoes.
Gotta get me my,
Boats n' hoes.

I'd build a tree fort in our yard
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

buy a million dollar stripper. nuff said! thumb up

why would he only buy one stripper? your logic is flawed my good sir

a stripper that looks exactly like him!!!

whats with the frog?

ive seen the 2nd frog person, its in the godddamn cutles comic on the teachers desk!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/675367/Godddamn+Cutles/

HES ON A BOAT

I'd hire an investing dude, let him take care of it for me, and take a small portion to use on whatever the fuckzorz I wanted

OR...OR! I'm just spitballin' here, but instead of the boat, we could use that money on MANY MORE STRIPPERS!