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A Date with Weights

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Submitted: 08/09/2010
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User avatar #309 - TheAssassin (08/19/2010) [-]
why would someone that big need ten pound weights? is he gonna curl them with his eyelids?
User avatar #310 to #309 - Molozonide (08/20/2010) [-]
He was getting kinda hungry and needed a snack.
User avatar #283 - TheModernNinja (08/10/2010) [-]
AFRICAN. STEROIDS. MAN. STARES. AT. MY. SOUL.....
User avatar #304 to #283 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
PREPARE YOUR ANUS O_O
User avatar #282 - zomba (08/10/2010) [-]
this was funny and all...
But did you have to water mark each slide? :/
User avatar #290 to #282 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
LOL yeah. I did that for all of two comics, and then realized it was stupid and stopped. :P
User avatar #280 - Daemonseed (08/10/2010) [-]
So...what's the dealio with calling people and gyms faggots?
Trying to hide from your own insecurities and jealousy?
So it is now plain ol faggotry to want to improve yourself and your body?

Also, aside from looking like a very angry Eddie Murphy, that guy isn't a legitimate body builder. He uses 'synthol' along with his body building regime, which is sort of like liquid muscle. It's an oil you rub into your body or take as a sepository. It enhances the apparent size of the muscle, without actually adding any muscle.
User avatar #303 to #280 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
It's the steroids and fake body building I'm labeling as faggotry. Not people who go to the gym to stay fit. I don't dislike gyms at all. I'm not exactly in shape, but I do go work out occasionally...
#278 - anonymous (08/10/2010) [-]
CODE BROWN! WE GOT A CODE BROWN!!! CHAIN YOUR BIKES !!!!
User avatar #274 - kechu (08/10/2010) [-]
wow, 10 tires you out? stop the internetz for a while and try some pushups
User avatar #302 to #274 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
Alright... here we go. *nnggggg
*collapses and dies* x_x
User avatar #272 - FJalltheway (08/10/2010) [-]
America, you can take an escalator to a gym
User avatar #270 - kaycie (08/10/2010) [-]
lmao at that black guy part xDD
User avatar #267 - Masterpoda (08/10/2010) [-]
i go with friends, besides, shitloads of faggots that do the excersizes wrong and drink muscle milk so they look strong but are actually wimps, and are fags who pick on other students go there.
It's fun to out-lift them and destroy what little amount of self-esteem they have :)
User avatar #269 to #267 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (08/10/2010) [-]
Agreed. Some big ass fucker was all up in our faces one day, and my friend Rob, who isn't as muscular as he looks, benched more than he could.
The guy got pissed!!!

It's all in the technique.
User avatar #276 to #269 - Masterpoda (08/10/2010) [-]
Ha! nice, this guy at our school who is seriously messed up, gets drunk all the time and is rumored to be bisexual because he has been caught doing it with another guy was lifting, and the weights were well below me and my friend's level because he drinks muscle milk by the gallon, so he started talking crap and my friend told him to shut the fuck up and go let a baby suck on his biceps. win.
User avatar #277 to #276 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (08/10/2010) [-]
XD nice.

i also learned something about skinny people.

they are tough as fuck
User avatar #301 to #277 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
Yes. Very true. The giant muscles don't necessarily imply strength or fitness...
In my case, though: I'm a little weak and pudgy... :P
User avatar #307 to #301 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (08/11/2010) [-]
Well, no one has a dream body, no matter how bad they think they do.
I know there is definitely more to love when it comes to myself.
User avatar #308 to #307 - Molozonide (08/11/2010) [-]
lol. :P
#266 - anonymous (08/10/2010) [-]
so, too cover your insecurtiy of being either overweigh or puney.. you call people who do work out and obtain muscles faggots?
User avatar #299 to #266 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
This comic is actually more of a stab at my own fat self than anyone else...
User avatar #263 - Mrwizardpoop (08/10/2010) [-]
that black guy makes me laugh every time
User avatar #298 to #263 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
Same here. :P He seemed perfect for this comic. :D
User avatar #300 to #298 - Mrwizardpoop (08/10/2010) [-]
he really is
User avatar #262 - unideer (08/10/2010) [-]
what is that black guy gonna do with those little weights? use them as pillows?
User avatar #297 to #262 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
Nah. He's hungry and was going to eat them for breakfast.
... WITHOUT MILK!! O_O
User avatar #306 to #297 - unideer (08/10/2010) [-]
:O impossibru!
User avatar #260 - daletvak (08/10/2010) [-]
ULTRANIGGER has returned!! ready your anus!
User avatar #257 - tmurphgetmoney (08/10/2010) [-]
no offense but 10 pounds is pretty little. im 15 and i do 20s at the lowest.
#261 to #257 - anonymous (08/10/2010) [-]
I believe you don't need more than 40's to get ripped, it's all in the quality not the quantity :D
User avatar #296 to #261 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
I have trouble with 10s for shoulder raises. Those are tough... o_0
User avatar #305 to #296 - tmurphgetmoney (08/10/2010) [-]
you should try p90x or something. the workouts are good and my friend got jacked from using 15s
User avatar #250 - Anzc (08/10/2010) [-]
Why the hell is there an escalator outside a gym?
User avatar #259 to #250 - unideer (08/10/2010) [-]
because it's america
User avatar #248 - JimmyValmer (08/10/2010) [-]
Why is the outside of the gym perfectly symmetrical?
User avatar #295 to #248 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
You are the first to notice! :D Yep. It's a reflection!
Actually, there is a guy right next to the door who got replicated as well. o_o
#264 to #248 - anonymous (08/10/2010) [-]
Holy shit, it's a copy....
User avatar #246 - TheAssassin (08/10/2010) [-]
Ah, the weight room... As if you weren't self conscious enough before you started working out.
User avatar #294 to #246 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
Yeah... :P
#244 - ixkilledxradiox (08/10/2010) [-]
thst black guy looks like that mutant thing from double dragon
User avatar #242 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
I love how Molozonide always replies to his coomments on his picture. It shows hes not a concieted asshole like some other high leveled people.
User avatar #247 to #242 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
Just cuz they don't reply doesn't mean they are asshole D:
User avatar #249 to #247 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
True but like some people think they are so badass for having so many levels...and it pisses me off
User avatar #251 to #249 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
Yea same. It is just a website XD
User avatar #252 to #251 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
True but people get so cocky over nothing.
User avatar #253 to #252 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
I have really only seen one cocky person, and that was Xaviersstuff
User avatar #254 to #253 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
Lol this whole time i JUST noticed u were lvl 28 when i was shit talked high levels O.O
User avatar #256 to #254 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
I lol'd
But true-fully, being a high level kinda sucks, If you do something FJ doesn't like, you get haters ._.
User avatar #258 to #256 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
o.0 kind of like celebreties?
User avatar #265 to #258 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
yep.
I repost? I suck
Don't like my opinion? Hate me

Sorry, now I'm ranting XD
I just wish they would get rid of the levels and just use the ranking system.
User avatar #268 to #265 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
I understand. I troll alot. It was fun for a while because i always got sucessful but it got boring so this is my first REAL account which i got to lvl 2 in one day :ooo
User avatar #271 to #268 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
I never got to be a level 1 D:
My first level was 5 ._.
User avatar #273 to #271 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
Teach me ur ways .-.
User avatar #275 to #273 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
Welllll
Step 1 is too post funny content, that usually helps XD
And really, the key to getting to the top is making it so you pic gets attention, Pming your friends the links helps, not spamming the link in comments.
But the most important thing is too remember that you have to work for it. You don't get instantly popular over night. It takes time.
User avatar #279 to #275 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
Do u have to be good at drawing or some shit?
User avatar #281 to #279 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
no, not exactly. I got to level 28 without any comics, I just make them cuz I ran out of pics to post ._.
User avatar #284 to #281 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
And how exactly can u level? i know i got to level 2 by getting 100 thumbs
User avatar #285 to #284 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
by getting more thumbs. If you click on your level I think it will tell you how much you need for the others
User avatar #286 to #285 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
Where exactly? im not used to actually USING my account
User avatar #287 to #286 - Wernette (08/10/2010) [-]
Right above your avatar, when you click on it, all the level will show up. Click on the level to figure out how much thumbs you need
User avatar #292 to #287 - Molozonide (08/10/2010) [-]
Wow! I didn't know that either!
Thanks, Wernette! :D
User avatar #288 to #287 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
i see alot of things. which one exactly? sorry if im being a nuisence
User avatar #255 to #254 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
*shit talking
#241 - anonymous (08/10/2010) [-]
when a black guy walks towards you, you bend over?
User avatar #243 to #241 - Loophole (08/10/2010) [-]
Maybe he wants it, you'll never know...
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