Things that dogs might
say if they could talk:
I DRINK OUT OF THAT!
A would share my food with you,
why won' t you share yours with
HEY KID, that isn' t something to
I' M ON THIS SIDE OF THE
FENCE, SO FUCK YOU OTHER
I' m gonna have how many kids at
YOUR GONNA CUT OFF MY WHAT?
I bet wish you could do this.( As
it licks itself)