Imagine A Giant Penis. . Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there' s nothing you can abaut it. And yeu' re like "Oh man, I‘ m genna have to su
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Imagine A Giant Penis

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there' s nothing
you can abaut it. And yeu' re like "Oh man, I‘ m genna have to suck
this thing", and yeu brace yourself tn suck this giant penis. But then,
at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. Teu
think yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then
the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and
again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating year gray matter,
and yen begin lese central of year meter skills. That' s when the
giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you fall out of your
chair. Unable move and at your mest vulnerable, the giant penis
finally lodges itself in your anus, where It rests for 4,
maybe 5 hears. That' s what using a mac is like.
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Submitted: 10/22/2009
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#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2009) [+] (9 replies)
im using a mac right now
User avatar #6 to #4 - JackSchidt (10/22/2009) [-]
how do you misspell the word "I" as "u"?
User avatar #25 - Suck My Anus (10/23/2009) [-]
EPIC
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
imagine a pointless picture uploaded to 5 pointless websites and having it not even load halfway and then your computer crashes for best of
3-6 days, having no one help you having a phone machine tell you the same crap over and over as you attempt to get help

thats what using a pc is, has been, and will always be like
if you are really petty enough not to accept other people opinions you clearly have n other point in life to make besides a flawed and negetive one
#35 to #27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
Says the bitch that just made me frown
User avatar #21 - authornotartist (10/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Mac is better than PC ******* .
User avatar #24 to #21 - Redjack (10/23/2009) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
User avatar #38 - tacoluvr (10/23/2009) [+] (2 replies)
O___O I cringed the whole time lol
#40 to #38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
Brings Back memories huh?
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
It's funny how mac users go into a spasm every time their beloved OS is under attack. It's not like we just insulted your mother, it's just your girlfriend.
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
the horrors.....
#33 - ROMANIA **User deleted account** (10/23/2009) [-]
WIN lol.
I personally like MAC and PC/Windows...
Shoot me?
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Can you explain why you feel that way? No, you really can't.
#37 to #32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
It's because Macs are just horrible
#10 - mikeinNopeNO (10/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Replace MAC with Windows VIsta and I would thumb this up. Too bad, because I had to thumbs down.
#14 to #10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
******* fanboy
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2009) [-]
OMG LOFL
xD I was like "Wtf" During through it.
Then it said "Thats what using a mac is like"
And I hoowled.
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
lol so totally agree.... good thing i don't use MACs
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/26/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Hey, some women like that sorta thing...
#41 - furryblob (10/23/2009) [-]
tacoluvr, i bet youve been their before!
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
finally something funny on funnyjunk.. thought this was the klan network for awhile there..
User avatar #46 - malfunkshun (12/09/2009) [-]
good grief
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2009) [-]
First off its a joke. Second just because someone uses a PC doesn't make them a windows user and your OS is a preference. I don't like macs myself but love both PC and Mac jokes.
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
wow
User avatar #3 - Redfinale (10/22/2009) [-]
I hate using mac

captcha: trunk (wtf)
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2009) [-]
true very true
p.s. FIRST!
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