Best Disses Part 7

I wish i had a low IQ so I could keep you company.

sorry if this was in an earlier one but:

yo mama so fat she went on a hunger strike and doritos went out of business

yo mama is like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw

yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn

:D

Did someone say free thumbs?

You? Adopted? Why the hell would your parents adopt you?

"Oh shit a zombie. No wait that's just you" Are you even trying anymore?

you forgot "you're a load that should have been swallowed"

your one load your mom should have swallowed

you got an awesome brain bro.

I think its going to take more than one stimpak for that injury

I lol'd at number 4. It's the best one of them all.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

yo momma so fat, i had to take a bus and 2 trains to get on her good side

Ah, I cant wait for school to start again. LOL

im gonna fell sorry for you when you die, cuz i know god wont let you in with that face

yo mammas so fat to get her threw thefront door you need to grease it and hold a twinkie on the other side

"If I twas as thee, I would throw mine self away."
-Shakespeare

Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, even Green Peace tries to throw her back in!