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Best Disses Part 6

Best Disses Part 6
1) If I wanted my own comeback, I would have
wiped it off your mom' s chin.
2) Did you just cough? I thought I smelled
penis
3) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cause your face is all ****** up
4) Yo mama' s like a brick. Square on all sides
and gets laid by mexicans (credit goes to
apchabraja)
5) I never forget a face. In your case thats a
bad thing.
6) Yo mama' s so fat, her phone number shows
up on the scale when she steps on
7) Just cause nobody understands you doesn' t
make you an artist
8) If my dog was as ugly as you, I' d shave his
ass and make him walk backward
9) Dumbass
10) When I first met you I thought you were
really smart. Then you opened your mouth
for part 7
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Submitted: 08/08/2010
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#2 - CIS White Male (08/08/2010) [-]
what about if i wanted any lip from you i would have unzipped my pants 5 minuets ago. Save your breath you'll need it to blow up your date. When are you finally going to get a piece of ass that doesnt have wool on it.
+2
#52 - XxBNinjaBxX **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#53 to #52 - CIS White Male (08/09/2010) [-]
lol so true
#50 - CIS White Male (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
number 9...red foreman ftw
User avatar #3 - TheAndroid (08/08/2010) [-]
The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother asshole, and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Morons like you are the proof that evolution is ******** .

How the **** did you pass elementary?
#65 - spacelubber (08/09/2010) [-]
you so ugly the only way a girl would touch you is if youre in a petting zoo
User avatar #64 - igothacked (08/09/2010) [-]
you moms like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, she blows and she lies around in the closet
#33 - CIS White Male (08/09/2010) [-]
long insult
long insult
Dumbass. Simplicity FTW!
User avatar #30 - TheFlyingWhale (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#1 is by far the best off of this list.
#28 - CIS White Male (08/09/2010) [-]
Your mom is like home depo, 25 cents per screw! credit to giantsfan4301!
#25 - OMFGninja **User deleted account** (08/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
In the description, it says part 6 is part 7 =P
#24 - UnKnOwNxShOoTeR (08/09/2010) [-]
#9 All credit goes to Red. . . Or at least it should
User avatar #1 - snakeguy (08/08/2010) [-]
Dude you rock im trollin people like a mother fuuucker!
#66 - howardblandy (08/09/2010) [-]
of course you'd know what dick smells like
#60 - CIS White Male (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
your mom is like a shotgun... four cocks and shes LOADED

Anon dedication??
User avatar #55 - smokemonkey (08/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i like #9. i got a dis(i want at least some credit) here it is---> Your mama is like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers in 1 night.
User avatar #63 to #58 - smokemonkey (08/09/2010) [-]
ur just mad that ur mom is one of the rubber burners.
+1
#47 - TheRealMurderface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#38 - themanster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#29 - yourenotgoodenough **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 - FattyMcDoogle (08/08/2010) [-]
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
+1
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