Best Disses Part 4

Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.

these sound like things perry cox from scrubs might say

If I wanted my own come back I would have wipped it from your moms chen.

i once used this one :isnt it against the law for you mom and brother to breed?

I don't know whats wrong with you but i'll bet its hard to pronounce

i'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but i dont like picking on an unarmed man.

These are awesome!

lol

haha ill use some of these

Here is a good one.
Because of you, I'm homeschooling my kids.

My friend said that to my other friend when he said "The government should take the footballers money and give it to haiti"

I can wanna use this one at a girl at school: "You think I'm ugly? You look like someone lit your face on fire and stomped it out with soccer cleats!"

Part 5 is in the works

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip my pants.

"I wouldn't trust you to hold an ice cream cone." Cookie for the reference.

if brains were bread, you would've starved before you were born

hahahahaha

probably stole these from a website, but still funny as dead mexicans.