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Best Disses Part 1

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Submitted: 08/07/2010
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#262 - ImARetard (08/10/2010) [-]
**ImARetard rolls 124,652,868**
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#261 - ImARetard (08/10/2010) [-]
**roll 9**
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#259 - IvegotThreeballs (08/10/2010) [-]
did i fart or is that your breath?
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User avatar #257 - Bigredelmo (08/09/2010) [-]
I love the 1st one its just amazing you think of these your slef if so bravo
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#254 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
You're adopted is a horrible diss. And on top of that, it really doesn't bother those who are really adopted, such as I.
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User avatar #253 - Chlexi **User deleted account** (08/09/2010) [-]
lol good disses :)
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User avatar #250 - Eggs (08/09/2010) [-]
you were a mistake your parents sued the condom company
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User avatar #248 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/09/2010) [-]
-Yo mama got one big titty and one little titty and they call the bitch Biggie Smalls.

-Yo mama's so slow she can't cook minute rice.
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#246 - icemanninethreefiv (08/08/2010) [-]
Your momas like a shot gun

2 cocks she blows.
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#241 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
major repost -_-
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User avatar #247 to #241 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/08/2010) [-]
Umm, no its not actually. I made this myself. All seven parts of it in fact.
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#240 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
yo mommas so fat that when i hit her in the stomach with a baseball bat pork chops few out her ass
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User avatar #239 - OperativeOpposite (08/08/2010) [-]
Most of these are horrible especially the ass jokes. A real dis is an original hurtful one not a friggin' yo mama joke. P.S you mama so poor her welcome mat says welfare.
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User avatar #238 - theBitchOnWheels (08/08/2010) [-]
**theBitchOnWheels rolls 040,234,267** quints for ded?
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#237 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
1. not gonna talk about it -_- 2.its not an x its an H
3.what is this shit? smart is not funny
4.you're claiming you're and asshole?
5. mother refers to woman. *Facepalm*
6. what if they were?
7. seriously? gay
8. old joke and used a lot.
9. thats retarded
10. twice as smart (you called them smart) ...
now thumb this up like you said. funnyjunk is not funny
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#245 to #237 - Venomkringe (08/08/2010) [-]
1. you got the wrong number its number 2
3. didnt get it either
4. farts come from the hole in your ass, so asshole
5. saying your mother is a man
6. agreed
7. agreed again
8. ive never heard it
9. agreed once more
10. not really calling them smart, refering to how intelligent he is
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#244 to #237 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
4. you obviously cant comprehend the joke - get the fuck out

also thanks for that buzz killington
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User avatar #236 - undeadmoose (08/08/2010) [-]
yo momma so derp, she derp de derp, da do diddly dum de derp!
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#235 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
#10 extended.

If you were twice as smart as you think you are, you'd only be half as smart are you are.
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#232 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
wow, old shit. This sucks camel dick like FJ. 4Chan is better.
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User avatar #231 - skullboy (08/08/2010) [-]
your so good at sex you dont even use a partner
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User avatar #230 - IamKingNothing (08/08/2010) [-]
if your best friend takes your girl like mine did to me just say what i said... i hope you know that you are kissing the lips that that my swimmers were in, just think about that the next time you kiss her
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User avatar #234 to #230 - IamKingNothing (08/08/2010) [-]
ask a friend this this

You: would you have sex with the first female that allowed you to suck her breasts?
person: yes (more than likely)
you: eeeew dude that was your mom
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#226 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
only the people that are 20 and older know this one... penis wrinkle
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User avatar #243 to #226 - bsomazzi (08/08/2010) [-]
i get it and im 19..
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#229 to #226 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
O_O
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User avatar #228 to #226 - TRGG (08/08/2010) [-]
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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