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A new Marine, fresh from the School of Infantry, is on base. After
a long day in the hot sun, the young PFC asks his Staff Sergeant,
Staff Sergeant Wilkes, what is there to do on base during liesure time?"
SS gt Mikes turns to the young PFC and says, "Well, there' s plenty
to do ‘mend here. On the weekends you can drink all you want at our
not so uncommon parties" The Staff Sergeant continues and explains all
there is do. "And finally, and best of all, you get all the sex you could ask
This sparked the PFC 's interest, "all I want? how is this Staff
Sergeant?"
Staff Sergeant Wilkes points across the yard to a large wooden
barrel
where 3 Marines and 2 sailors are lined up. "You just stick yourself
through the hole in the side, and drop a dollar in once yeu' re done. And
you Can do this everyday but Thursday, kid"
PFC wonders, and then asks, "why not on Thursday, Sir?"
The Staff Sergeant laughs and pats him on the baek....
Thursday is your day in barrel, Marine“
Thumb up if were is wanted
offended, r' Hjust upload more anyway
GUNNY
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#81 - anonymous (08/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
no joke paste this comment to 3 more pictures and press Alt. Princess josephina will go on screen and undress really....\\]]
User avatar #83 to #81 - ThePyro (08/07/2010) [-]
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User avatar #1 - SuPaKiMbOp (08/07/2010) [+] (11 replies)
sadly i dun get it. im airforce and this doesnt make sense.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SuPaKiMbOp (08/07/2010) [-]
enlisted dont fly planes. do your research.
User avatar #90 - yeahsweet (08/07/2010) [-]
I asked for a sweater for Christmas.

Instead I got a moaner.
User avatar #120 - RoyalNightmare (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
And not a single woman was ****** that day.
#85 - killajose (08/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
RAMIREZ!
GET IN THAT BARREL AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!
#25 - anonymous (08/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
School of Infantry is in the Army not the Marines, way to **** it up. Get your facts straight.
#30 to #25 - amphib (08/07/2010) [-]
No dumbass, SOI is a school for Marines, with two batallions, one being ITB for the 03 field, the other being MCT for non combat MOSs. Maybe you should try to get your facts straight before you comment saying someones wrong.
User avatar #65 - DeathStarX (08/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This reminds me of my childhood.
#108 - LucGoulet (08/08/2010) [+] (15 replies)
I DONT KNOW BUT IVE BEEN TOLD


ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTYY COLD



fmj=win. this made me think of it :)
User avatar #19 - lolollo (08/07/2010) [-]
HAHAAAAAA it's funny because it's supposed to be a Navy joke...
User avatar #107 - TheModernNinja (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ok guys heres one for ya;

so this marine sniper is being interviewed, and the reporter says;
"what do you feel when you shoot another arab human?"
he paused, shrugged, and replied;
"recoil"
User avatar #72 - Kittyluver (08/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
...stolen from Eli's dirty jokes, just changed a little
#13 - anonymous (08/07/2010) [+] (12 replies)
one marines dont use pfc and ssgt that army and navy get ur **** right but other then that great joke
User avatar #15 to #13 - Typhlosion (08/07/2010) [-]
Navy doesn't have privates or Sergeants. They're ranks go: Seaman Recruit, Seaman Apprentice, Seaman, Petty Officer Third Class, Petty Officer Second Class, Petty Officer First Class, Chief Petty Officer, Senior Chief Petty Officer, and Master Chief Petty Officer. So you get your **** straight.
User avatar #80 - turdfurguson (08/07/2010) [-]
lol watchin jarheard head while i read this
User avatar #71 - readyforrebirth (08/07/2010) [-]
"if youre offended, ill upload more anyway" way to be kid. that made me lol
#54 - yuckfousickduck (08/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
army

Arn't
Really
Marines
Yet
User avatar #57 to #54 - snakedoctor (08/07/2010) [-]
marine

my
ass
rides
in
navy
equipment
User avatar #44 - SuperSixONE (08/07/2010) [-]
im glad im a army black hawk pilot!
User avatar #33 - PiggyGhostNinja (08/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
heard this on elis dirty jokes
User avatar #97 - Fear The Pie Man (08/07/2010) [-]
One of the oldest dirty jokes around, a true classic!
User avatar #75 - Impartialobserver (08/07/2010) [-]
Does this violate "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?"
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