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Hey I write to you as someone who is concerned about our increasing
issue of spambots especially those advertising dating sites You may think I' m
here to give some boring ideas to remove these spammers, but this is not the
case. I am here to tell my story of spambot love. Enjoy!
rrsu: wumb _ lumen
Intrigued by "her" lack of spelling abilities, (Remember, an inability to spell
means daddy issues, which means she will probably let you put it in her butt) I
thought this was my chance to Mally flnt true love. I mean, I' m 21 and I' m from
the Internet so girls aren' t exactly lining up at my door.
Naturally, due to my charm she accepted the friend request. Or it was
something to do with the fact that I didn' t tell her to Tie in a fire, bitch" like
everyone else on this site.
I read somewhere very unreliable that women are attracted to men who
want babies. Not wanting to harm our fragile relationship I figured it would
be best to give her what she wanted.
And just like that I had her hooked. I could smell it, love was in the air, It
smelled of Krispy Kremes and love juices. From what I could see in
commercials, women are attracted to the Old Spice Guy so I figured thatl
could be more like him.
Irresistable, right ladies? So arrestable from the next message I
received she had made it clear she wanted an orgy with myself and plenty
of other women in her site.
I had to make it known that I was past the point of my life where I go
around having sex with all sorts of beautiful women.
was the only one that I needed.
Apparently my intentions had come across too strong as she has failed
to message me back as of yet. Otherwise she orgasmed to death from
my message that can only be described as thumbtastic. If she responds
and you guys would like I can see a part 2 please click that little green
thumb and have a super day :