Spambot Love. Oh no! Her account has perished!. Hey I write to you as someone who is concerned about our increasing issue of spambots especially those advertisi
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Spambot Love. Oh no! Her account has perished!. Hey I write to you as someone who is concerned about our increasing issue of spambots especially those advertisi

Oh no! Her account has perished!

Hey I write to you as someone who is concerned about our increasing
issue of spambots especially those advertising dating sites You may think I' m
here to give some boring ideas to remove these spammers, but this is not the
case. I am here to tell my story of spambot love. Enjoy!
rrsu: wumb _ lumen
Intrigued by "her" lack of spelling abilities, (Remember, an inability to spell
means daddy issues, which means she will probably let you put it in her butt) I
thought this was my chance to Mally flnt true love. I mean, I' m 21 and I' m from
the Internet so girls aren' t exactly lining up at my door.
Tmm
Naturally, due to my charm she accepted the friend request. Or it was
something to do with the fact that I didn' t tell her to Tie in a fire, bitch" like
everyone else on this site.
I read somewhere very unreliable that women are attracted to men who
want babies. Not wanting to harm our fragile relationship I figured it would
be best to give her what she wanted.
And just like that I had her hooked. I could smell it, love was in the air, It
smelled of Krispy Kremes and love juices. From what I could see in
commercials, women are attracted to the Old Spice Guy so I figured thatl
could be more like him.
Irresistable, right ladies? So arrestable from the next message I
received she had made it clear she wanted an orgy with myself and plenty
of other women in her site.
I had to make it known that I was past the point of my life where I go
around having sex with all sorts of beautiful women.
was the only one that I needed.
Apparently my intentions had come across too strong as she has failed
to message me back as of yet. Otherwise she orgasmed to death from
my message that can only be described as thumbtastic. If she responds
and you guys would like I can see a part 2 please click that little green
thumb and have a super day :
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User avatar #13 - HIMTheSixSixSix (08/06/2010) [-]
"it smelled of Krispy Kremes and love juices"



BEST SENTENCE EVER.
User avatar #19 - stallwallwriter (08/06/2010) [-]
"Throbtastic " ought to be in the dictionary
#22 to #19 - anon (08/06/2010) [-]
i second that notion
#5 - anon (08/06/2010) [-]
I'm sure she probably "orgasmed to death"
User avatar #32 - DietWater (08/06/2010) [-]
I thumbed this up solely because you said "throbtastic"
#20 - girlwiththeglasses (08/06/2010) [-]
you're a genius. Lol that was really funny, not only the idea, but I really like you're writing style :)

User avatar #21 to #20 - derkadur (08/06/2010) [-]
Why thank you :) I have had a few things with this writing style in the past that have been well received here but sadly they are gone now
#27 to #21 - girlwiththeglasses (08/06/2010) [-]
Well I think you should keep it up, this kinda stuff is totally fun to read! It felt like I was reading from cracked dot com :) seriously I don't get why you haven't posted much, and if you have than I haven't seen it.
#40 to #27 - anon (08/07/2010) [-]
I really wish we didn't lose all of our content here :( I had some others with the same writing style that you have probably seen... I have been reading cracked everyday for 5 years and DOB is my favorite writer so I figured I would take on his writing style
User avatar #23 - anonemous (08/06/2010) [-]
trollin the troll - pure epicness, all my internets to you
#6 - anon (08/06/2010) [-]
Your probably the oldest person on fj. Congratulation, virgin.
User avatar #8 to #6 - TheSasukeUchiha (08/06/2010) [-]
He joined May 1st, which was just four days ago.
User avatar #10 to #8 - derkadur (08/06/2010) [-]
I just realized how lucky I am to have an account still... If I had made my account 5 days later I would have lost 24,000 content thumbs
#17 to #10 - PenguinMafia (08/06/2010) [-]
Well seeing as thumbs and ranks are going to be reset at midnight if the poll keeps the same way you still will.
User avatar #11 to #8 - Pedophiliccookie (08/06/2010) [-]
I see thar
User avatar #12 to #11 - Pedophiliccookie (08/06/2010) [-]
*I see what you did thar
User avatar #34 - powerhousevodka (08/07/2010) [-]
I read her messages in a fat, black lady's voice.
#14 - ErectedNerd **User deleted account** (08/06/2010) [-]
i once had a sugar momma she died of diabetes unfortunatley
#31 - Tattoo (08/06/2010) [-]
Now THIS is the sort of thing that should always be on the front page.
User avatar #16 - TreesyDoesIt (08/06/2010) [-]
Your pulling techniques are... flawless!
User avatar #36 - ragemonster (08/07/2010) [-]
Didn't DOB write this article on Cracked?
User avatar #39 to #36 - derkadur (08/07/2010) [-]
Nah though he is my inspiration for the writing style... DOB is my favorite Cracked writer
#42 to #39 - anon (08/07/2010) [-]
I was going to say, this sounds familiar.
User avatar #44 to #39 - ragemonster (08/09/2010) [-]
Your post is original, it just has the same concept as this article You need to login to view this link en-love/
#33 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (08/07/2010) [-]
You are a true ladies man.
User avatar #30 - OldSnake (08/06/2010) [-]
So, does this count as Auto-Erotica?
#26 - anon (08/06/2010) [-]
hmm they had a similar article on cracked com.
User avatar #28 to #26 - Felixthecat (08/06/2010) [-]
Go Cracked!! WOOP WOOP!
User avatar #29 to #28 - TurkeyCupcake (08/06/2010) [-]
WOOP WOOP
#24 - shatteredwindow (08/06/2010) [-]
You're a great writer, I have to say.
#25 to #24 - shatteredwindow (08/06/2010) [-]
Kinda reminds me of You need to login to view this link writing style
#41 to #25 - anon (08/07/2010) [-]
Thanks! Thats the best compliment I could ask for :D
#3 - anon (08/06/2010) [-]
i lol'd
User avatar #37 - BigSister (08/07/2010) [-]
I have been away for a week and this **** happens
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