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The angry dragon:
when the guy is about to get off
during a Bl and he holds the
girls head down so his spunk
comes out of her nose.
Hot lips houlihan:
Before you have sex with a woman,
put tabasco sauce( or a not sauce , ,
of your choice) on the OUTSIDE of
the condom, her pussy lips will be
on fire in no time. (This may work
Birmingham booty
call:
The act of putting your cell
phone on vibrate, putting it in
your partner' s ass and then
giving it a call.
The houden I
When having sex doggy style, when
the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls .
out and then proceeds to spit on the
girls back so that she turns around,
and blows it right in her eye.
The rusty trombone:
Having a i lick your asshole
while giving you a hand job.
Strawberry short
cake:
The action in which the male
ejaculates on his partners face,
and then the male punches his
partner' s nose, which causes
blood to stream forth. The semen
and blood nugets create a red and
whi mage, Just like the icing
and n g of a strawberry
shortcake.
The dirty sanchez:
after having anal sex, the man
pulls out his penis and wipes it
across his partners Iip( or after
fingering a girls ass), forming an
authentic looking mexican
moustache.
The donkey punch:
The Donkey Punch is when your
engaged in anal sex and when
your about to ejaculate you punch
the girl in the back of the head so
her anal cavity tightens making
the orgasm all that more better (for
you of course).
The chi
dog:
when you take a shit on a
chicks chest and tittie fuck
her.
The blumion:
when a man is sitting on the toilet
taking a shit and has his woman
come in and give him head during
the act of shitting.
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Submitted: 07/27/2010
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User avatar #9 - ribar (07/27/2010) [-]
lol do this one

a glass bottom boat
the act of putting saran rap on someones face then shit on it
User avatar #6 - Noah ONLINE (07/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The Last one would be AMAZING
#3 - vandra **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
is there a reason you have haruhi susumiya?

NOTE: yes i watch alot of anime anything that looks intersting so dont ask........
#2 - Aprettyfunnyguy **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
donkey punch is similar to the pink sock but instead punch her in the lower back so when she tightens up, pull out and if it works, u rips her anus out too
#1 - MADanonymus (07/27/2010) [-]
this gave me a erection
#10 - poochy **User deleted account** (07/28/2010) [-]
i can never look at hot dogs the same way again
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