How to scare a hitchhiker. . Flow to scare a hitchhiker 1. Simulate an epileptic seizure. 2. When heffie enters a car make a notch en steering wheel. 3. When he
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How to scare a hitchhiker

Flow to scare a hitchhiker
1. Simulate an epileptic seizure.
2. When heffie enters a car make a notch en steering wheel.
3. When heffie enters the car stare 5 minutes en steering
wheel, then start the car and say: "We will die...".
all At 100 mph put your hands up and scream.
5. Before taking a bend start crying and say: ''I can' t do that...".
iii. Take a shot while yeu' re driving.
I When you see a police car scream: "Dammit, they found us!".
8. Change your shoes while yeu' re driving.
9. Dial your cell phone and say: "Zed? Spideriest caught a
10. While heffie leaves the car say: ''I know where you live...''
and drive away with psychopathic laugh.
sorry for my bad english..
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Submitted: 07/26/2010
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#41 - MrCaptainFalcon **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How to scare a hitchhiker:

Walk up to him and Falcon Punch him
#62 - killedkenny **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Have a friend in the trunk making noises.
User avatar #66 - flametamer (07/27/2010) [+] (11 replies)
im a get allot of thumbs down for this but i dont get #9
#70 to #66 - IndianKid **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #43 - Peekachu (07/27/2010) [-]
whatif you try to fake a seizure and he's all like wtf?
so he decides to steal your car and drive off and you lay there like a retard..
User avatar #33 - generalawesome (07/27/2010) [-]
go down the road and swerve your car crazily and say HOLY **** DID YOU SEE THAT UNICORN?

harold and kumar ftw :)
#10 - THEJUNKIEtwo **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
i now know what my hobby is
User avatar #74 - Soilwork (07/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
listen to justin beiber the whole ride
#81 - MOJOO **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
Spark a conversation as to what ethnic group "tastes" the best.
User avatar #37 - KimJongIr (07/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'd never to any of these, not because I think they are mean.
Because I'm too ******* scared to pick up a total stranger in the middle of the night. e.e
User avatar #84 - lvademon (07/27/2010) [-]
put on ski mask then hand them a ski mask and say your gonna need this
#21 - pillznothere **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
i find the best way to scare a hitchhiker is when they come up to the car you hit them in the head and hand cuff them.
User avatar #101 - HarryMasonIsDaMan (07/27/2010) [-]
So we're not supposed to change our shoes while driving?
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#16 - InSaNeMoThErFuCkEr **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wouldn't it be easier to just type shemales instead of he/she
User avatar #17 to #16 - codfan (07/27/2010) [-]
u know what im not even gonna go there
#1 - TheJohnLennon **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#9...
epic
#68 - iLuvsBacon **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
Lol'd hard on the 10th one because I just pictured it.
#59 - cynicalcharlatan (07/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
number 9 is bitchin
#51 - Blueskysummer **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
how to scare a hitchhiker

keep an axe between your seat and the center counsole/by your feet.

wear bright red contacts and continually stare at them, licking your lips hungrily...

use make-up to make yourself look like twoface (from Batman), with the ********* half on the left, so they won't see it unless you turn towards them. turn towards them after you've started driving.

#5 - skepticaltuber **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
"Bad english"? What country are you from?
User avatar #6 to #5 - ImTheJediKnight (07/27/2010) [-]
slovakia
#3 - gddrummer **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
lol, 9 is the best
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