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hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad .
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User avatar #123 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (07/25/2010) [+] (6 replies)
this sounds like a song off Kesha's new album...
#200 - JustForTheLulz **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [+] (22 replies)
I had sex with this girl later that night.






It was Eggcellent.
User avatar #180 - ronansher (07/25/2010) [-]
WHO GOES OUT AND PLAYS BASKETBALL WITH AN EGG IN THERE VAGINA?????
User avatar #108 - NinjaGrapefruit (07/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Who the **** masturbates with an egg?
User avatar #146 - PedoBearFTW (07/25/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Looks like, *takes off glasses* The egg came first. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
#125 - FatalEncounter **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I feel so bad for your dad...
You didn't even bother to turn that egg into egg salad!
He had to do it himself!
What kind of woman are you!?!?!
User avatar #261 - epikbeardman (07/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
the perfect woman lol... cleans and cooks
#150 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [+] (7 replies)
This wouldn't have happened if she had a cucumber.
User avatar #281 - suprdude (07/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Im not sexist when i say this woman was made for cooking.
User avatar #1 - HolyArachnid ONLINE (07/24/2010) [-]
"Yeah, my vag is a Dyson."

--Britney
User avatar #189 - RomanR (07/25/2010) [-]
She masturbated with an egg, which got sucked up and hardboiled, and later eaten....


Yeah, **** logic.
#90 - StarvedSouthKorean (07/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This kind of **** happens to me all the time when I am about to have an "organism"..
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#107 - ponchilio **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
eggs= $10
vacuum= $200
pot= $50
girlfriend who do it all without those= priceless
User avatar #155 - funnyjoe (07/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i dont know who this girl needs a visit from, the doctor or the grammar police.
User avatar #77 - twerdy (07/25/2010) [+] (8 replies)
this is beyond anything i have ever seen. the amount of facepalm is just......
#372 - StarvedSouthKorean (07/25/2010) [-]
Why was she masterbating with an egg in the first place?!
#186 - KillerSnail **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
i bet the dad was confused why that egg salad sandwich tasted like fish
#254 - superkaioken **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
DAM nature you SCARY
#99 - PonderingCrayon **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i would have used a plunger :D
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