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Masturbation question? please helm?
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was we afraid he take it as and people graham though I was growing a green t) r
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hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad .
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User avatar #123 - phoenix grinder
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(07/25/2010) [-]
this sounds like a song off Kesha's new album...
#126 to #123 - shamusotooletwo **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
didnt you see the name, its Brittany's new album
#676 to #123 - SUPERBAMF **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
YOU GOT A SICK OBSESSION!
#684 to #123 - freddiiee **User deleted account**
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User avatar #136 to #123 - jcs
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Your love is my drug, and your vag is my Dyson.
#691 to #136 - Carlospiceyweiner **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
Don't stop suck that egg!
User avatar #124 to #123 - IheartMonster
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(07/25/2010) [-]
The win is unimaginable!!
#200 - JustForTheLulz **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
I had sex with this girl later that night.






It was Eggcellent.
User avatar #669 to #200 - mithecs
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(07/26/2010) [-]
YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!
#705 to #200 - Buffaloman **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
all these egg jokes are pissing me off!! don't you eggree??
User avatar #202 to #200 - MonkEman
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(07/25/2010) [-]
YYYEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
#673 to #200 - GaryxColeman **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
**GaryxColeman rolls 949,919,932** hehe Alllllright
#700 to #673 - AXEFever **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
So many nines o_o
#712 to #700 - GaryxColeman **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
all we need is 6's hehe
#674 to #200 - NicePerson **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
now both eggs will hatch
#675 to #200 - flusterXcuck **User deleted account**
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#703 to #200 - WeeterDeeter **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
egg reference!!

gets thumbs
User avatar #681 to #200 - RetardedPoliceman
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(07/26/2010) [-]
Man, it must've been eggsotic.
User avatar #704 to #200 - Septemvigesimal
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(07/26/2010) [-]
I bet you were Eggstatic when you found out!
#299 to #200 - themanster **User deleted account**
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User avatar #696 to #200 - WolfPrince
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(07/26/2010) [-]
good boy you must be

eggcelling in the world
User avatar #660 to #200 - Eggsecute
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Hello, my name is Eggsecute montoya. You killed my brother, prepare to die!
#692 to #660 - XxVIOLATORxX **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
jon pinette?
User avatar #713 to #692 - Eggsecute
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(07/26/2010) [-]
no no good sir, if you haven't seen the princess bride, go see that now. 'tis where Mr. Pinette got that bit from.

...


I mean...

EGGSECUTE!
User avatar #203 to #200 - Stenchr
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(07/25/2010) [-]
that eggsalad sandwich must have been eggstravigant
#218 to #203 - anon id: 61b1e691
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Yes i heard hardboiled vag eggs are indeed eggceptional
User avatar #209 to #203 - merlinboy
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(07/25/2010) [-]
I had myself an eggcellent breakfast this morning.
#420 to #209 - TDKTragedy
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(07/25/2010) [-]
with waffles?
User avatar #479 to #200 - GregTV
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(07/25/2010) [-]
dont flatter yourself, i heard she was overeasy to get in bed with
#699 to #200 - animalbullard **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
Careful! Receiving all of those comment thumbs may make you a bit






Eggotistical.
User avatar #180 - ronansher
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(07/25/2010) [-]
WHO GOES OUT AND PLAYS BASKETBALL WITH AN EGG IN THERE VAGINA?????
User avatar #108 - NinjaGrapefruit
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Who the **** masturbates with an egg?
User avatar #110 to #108 - SoccerPunch
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(07/25/2010) [-]
well this girl did
#117 to #110 - ZpolO **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
apparently its the new fad..
User avatar #146 - PedoBearFTW
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Looks like, *takes off glasses* The egg came first. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
User avatar #288 to #146 - YourName
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Actually, she came first ;D
User avatar #501 to #288 - PedoBearFTW
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(07/25/2010) [-]
She said "I was just about to orgasm, when all of a sudden"
User avatar #563 to #501 - AliCattLovee
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(07/25/2010) [-]
organism*
User avatar #148 to #146 - pothead scoobiedoo
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(07/25/2010) [-]
*winner*
#125 - FatalEncounter **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
I feel so bad for your dad...
You didn't even bother to turn that egg into egg salad!
He had to do it himself!
What kind of woman are you!?!?!
#678 to #125 - HandGel **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2010) [-]
EXACTLY....

GTFBINK.
(Get The **** Back In The Kitchen)
User avatar #261 - epikbeardman
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(07/25/2010) [-]
the perfect woman lol... cleans and cooks
#264 to #261 - Petabread **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
SO MUCH WIN IN 6 WORDS
User avatar #266 to #264 - futuramafan
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(07/25/2010) [-]
^^^^^^^

SO MUCH FAIL IN 6 WORDS
#150 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
This wouldn't have happened if she had a cucumber.
#162 to #150 - babypuncher **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Well she did say it was a Dyson. So... I would'nt be to sure of that.
#167 to #162 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Every vacuum has an "off" switch. I wouldn't be suprised if she found it up her ass.
#176 to #167 - babypuncher **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
You did get me there, but the issue is wheather or not she can find her off switch.
#182 to #176 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Well, on most vacuums the switch is normally near the bottom, so....
#185 to #182 - babypuncher **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
It would be hard to find for her considering that she was masturbating with an egg...
#187 to #185 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
I'm not suprised to see that she is a blonde.
User avatar #151 to #150 - DaBliss
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Pickles.......
User avatar #281 - suprdude
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(07/25/2010) [-]
Im not sexist when i say this woman was made for cooking.
#284 to #281 - Hunterleftfordead **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2010) [-]
your comment made the most sense in this post
#293 to #284 - anon id: 456dc283
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(07/25/2010) [-]
balls
#305 to #281 - lolanon **User deleted account**
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/25/2010) [-]
Very well played.nuff said
User avatar #1 - HolyArachnid
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(07/24/2010) [-]
"Yeah, my vag is a Dyson."

--Britney