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Little Johnny Jokes Part 3

Thumbs for moar!?<br />
Might make a part 4 if this one gets alot of thumbs if not there will be no moar D:

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1. Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are
going to Idam words, class. Does anybody have an
example of a word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, We, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers:' All right, little Johnny, what is your
ward?'
Little Johnny says, '.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow, little Johnny, that' s a
mouthful.‘
Little Johnny says, ‘No, Miss Rogers, you' re thinking of a blowjob ".
2. Little Johnny' s teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye.
She asked him what happened, and he replied, "Ma' am, you
remember I told you how I sleep on the floor next to my parent' s
bed? Well, last night, my dad asked me it I was still awake, I said
yes and then he punched me in the face."
Johnny'', the teacher said, trying to help, " the next time your
dad asks you it you' re still awake, don' t answer, just lay still and
pretend to be asleep."
All went well, until a few weeks later, Little Johnny came to class with
another black eye. The teacher asked him why he didn' t follow her
advice.
Johnny explained, "Ma' am, I tried to, when dad asked me it I was
awake, I kept quiet and lay really still, and pretended to be asleep,
but then Dad said 'l' m coming', and Mom said 'l' m coming tao',
and I didn' twant them to go anywhere without me, so I shouted, 'Let
me just put on my slippers, I' m coming too' and that' s when I got
punched in the face. ''
3. Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but know
that they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to
Susie' s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to
him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask
you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?''
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies " In
Susie' s room. It' s bigger than mine and we can both tit there
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
Okay then how will you live? Yau' re not old enough to get a job.
You' ll need to support Susie."
Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance - Susie makes 5
bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That' s about 60 bucks a
month, and that should do us just tine. ''
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so
much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up
with something that Johnny won' t have an answer to. After a second,
Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything
all figured out. ajust have one more question for you. What will you
do it the two of you should have little ones of your own? "
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we' been lucky
4. A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6
class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high
up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the
boys in the class.
She quickly turned and asked, "What' s so funny Pat?"
Well teacher, I just saw one of your ms cheeks."
Get out of my classroom," she yells, ''I don' t want to see you tor
three days."
The back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten
to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student.
She quickly turns and asks, "What' s so funny Billy?"
Well miss, I just saw both of your ms cheeks."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom! " This time the
punishment is more severe, ''I don' t want to see you northren
weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the she turns
around again. So she bends overdo pick it up. This time there is an
burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to
see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
Where do you think you are going?" she asks.
Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."
5. Little Johnny comes home tmm school with a note from his
teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some
difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, " and would
his mother, "Please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about
this."
So Johnny' s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her
bedroom, and closes the door.
First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse...
so he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
now take off my skirt...
and he takes off her skirt.
Now take off my bra...
which he does.
And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.
and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says
Johnny, PLEASE don' t wear any of my clothes to school any
Want mom?
Thanks for all the thumbs
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Submitted: 07/24/2010
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#3 - Comadyman **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
theese jokes you can just get them from the app on the ipod/iphone so basicly repost! and i heard theese before!
User avatar #4 to #3 - JohnWally (07/25/2010) [-]
not all of us have an ipod/iphone and not all of us with either have downloaded said app
User avatar #7 - connorbeyond (07/25/2010) [-]
last one was fuggin hillarious
User avatar #2 - chuca (07/24/2010) [-]
wow that last one got me for a second i thought it was gonna be one of those "incest is wincest" things
#9 - dannymorgansexbomb **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
little johnny is in the bath with his Dad when he says, "Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?"

His Dad replies, "Well, for a start, son, yours isn't erect."

Ok thats bad im sorry, just couldnt resist :P
#5 - Jayzone **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
<< >>
fap fap fap
#6 to #5 - UltimatePedo **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
i fapped at the last part
#1 - wariochamp (07/24/2010) [-]
omg first view MOARPLZ
#10 - Supah **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**Supah rolls 581,224,281** dubs and somebody explains the last one to me
#15 to #10 - anonymous (07/25/2010) [-]
The kid was wearing the clothes -.-
User avatar #20 - DeathMetalJasper (07/25/2010) [-]
ARSE. ARSE. ARSE. yeah im not normally a grammar nazi but this one pissed me off
#18 - myatheguineapig **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
whats tht character in the corner i dont remember his name but i remember he was in fallout
#28 - ElinWoods **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
saw the name Johnny and new **** was gona go down
#25 - cheezeburgers (07/25/2010) [-]
PLEASE MAKE MOAR. last one had me startled but then i understood it.
#16 - HeyApple **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
the last one i was like..?
then i was like :D
User avatar #13 - AwesomesaursRex (07/25/2010) [-]
Thumbs for Pip-Boy.
#11 - LokoMerlin (07/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**LokoMerlin rolls 700,326,685** Hmm...
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