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#32 - jafra **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
I programmed a trojan virus in c for mac osx ounce.... to knock down some of my mac fanboy friends :D

it doesn't spread, but I can control the comp it runs on. It can remotley install apps and opens up gay porn sites at certain intervals.



#44 to #32 - anonymous (07/26/2010) [-]
Is there any way you could send me this virus without infecting my computer with it? It could come in very handy... >.>...<.< tee hee. My sn on here is apokalypse. Message me.
User avatar #34 to #32 - Oman (07/25/2010) [-]
yeah please, I would love to **** up the mac of a rich and spoiled ******* I hate
User avatar #35 to #34 - EpicFacePalm (07/25/2010) [-]
All the rich and spoiled ******** I know, have Windows. AND NEVER SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT IT.
#42 to #35 - jafra **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
Yea, it goes both ways...

I use ubuntu :D
User avatar #45 to #42 - Captionist (07/26/2010) [-]
You programmed an auto-authenticated virus that allows you to remotely access the target PC, thats one hell of alot of programming. Did you use a SSH system to connect to the mac?
#46 to #45 - jafra **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
"auto-authenticated" lol no. My dumbass friends are dumb enough to allow "mac-service-update" through the firewall. That's the name of my virus :D

He runs some third party firewall program on his mac.

SSH, no. I went the easy and stupid way of doing it. I used the cURL library to open a php script every 30 seconds. The php script spits out instructions for the virus from a mySQL database on my server.

I update the instructions from my laptop on the database.


VERY NOOBISH, I kno. Programming isn't my speciality :D
User avatar #47 to #46 - Captionist (07/26/2010) [-]
PHP? So its a web based virus? To run PHP scripts you need to have a supporting browser, they don't run by themselves. MySQL instructions? SQL databases are for mainly numeric based data (I should know, I used to maintain Evowow's SQL server)

Very, very odd virus sir.
#48 to #47 - jafra **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
You just got to think outside the box :D
SQL holds a list of instructions, the virus pretends to be a browser and opens a php script to get instructions from the database. The instructions from the database would be just char arrays (strings)

If the instruction was successful, it opens the php script again with POST data to clear the instruction from the database. If the instruction failed it will just try all over again in 30 seconds :D

sample instructions include
"a:file_on_server" = download the file and execute
"b: You need to login to view this link quot; = open a website, with site specified
"c:you're a fag" = display message etc...
The reason I did this is because I didn't know much about SSH at the time.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Captionist (07/27/2010) [-]
Whats really weird is what you said makes sense now O_O
#33 to #32 - QueenYashisan **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
That's AWESOME! Tell me all about it.
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