Shit My Brother Says: Part One
Shit Mir Brother :
Se mu brother is 5 years old and tor some reason he silas and does the most
random shit i have ever heard come out oi animus mouth.
1. when he wines his ass and his linger goes through the naner he wines it on
the wall and blames it on the eat.
2. while at Mcdonalds he yelled out the window at the drive through window
Where' s mu damn cheeseburger!" and i get veiled at In: the manager saving I
need to control him.
3. while watering spongeboy he asks nog doesn' t he have a weenie?‘
A while at the noel a new attractive girl walks Ill: and he veils "Bid will see her
hurt! It was nice!" remember he' s .
laas watering worlds greatest wreak out [the one where his View amount is
my brother starts tta mm: him, and shoves the remote ell his hell
It. I asked mu the monkey on Batra the and he looked
at me and said "who ems?"
I one at ll restaurant the waitress wrought him spagetti he took one Bite and
threw ii on the ilook, elate and all, and said 'That taste like idem nuke"
8. lit one oi his games he nulled his nants down and started to nee... in
the middle oi the game.
9. time me and my girlfriend were sitting with mu Barents and he asked it we
do it... with mil Barents right new to us...
10. he took one of the Merl swords out oi the hon and started
running around and hitting random neon's Will it
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