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Shit My Brother Says: Part One

**** Mir Brother :
Part one
Se mu brother is 5 years old and tor some reason he silas and does the most
random **** i have ever heard come out oi animus mouth.
1. when he wines his ass and his linger goes through the naner he wines it on
the wall and blames it on the eat.
2. while at Mcdonalds he yelled out the window at the drive through window
Where' s mu damn cheeseburger!" and i get veiled at In: the manager saving I
need to control him.
3. while watering spongeboy he asks nog doesn' t he have a weenie?‘
A while at the noel a new attractive girl walks Ill: and he veils "Bid will see her
hurt! It was nice!" remember he' s .
laas watering worlds greatest wreak out [the one where his View amount is
my brother starts tta mm: him, and shoves the remote ell his hell
It. I asked mu the monkey on Batra the and he looked
at me and said "who ems?"
I one at ll restaurant the waitress wrought him spagetti he took one Bite and
threw ii on the ilook, elate and all, and said 'That taste like idem nuke"
8. lit one oi his games he nulled his nants down and started to nee... in
the middle oi the game.
9. time me and my girlfriend were sitting with mu Barents and he asked it we
do it... with mil Barents right new to us...
10. he took one of the Merl swords out oi the hon and started
running around and hitting random neon's Will it
25 st, tor more
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User avatar #34 - zachjackel (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
he is a next generation 4channer
+35
#170 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#172 - HeyMrKindred (07/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
and that child will go on to inherit 4chan
User avatar #167 - TweakyBoy (07/24/2010) [-]
Your little brother has the mindset of ''Haters gonna hate''
#63 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Nothing a good roundhouse kick to the face can't solve.
#287 - Benjimon **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Sometimes, dead baby jokes are instructions.... just a thought...
User avatar #14 - Sunshinee (07/23/2010) [-]
Teach your brother some manners, or he'll become a memeber of 4chan.
#110 - anonymous (07/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
11. This is complete ******** .
#114 to #110 - Recognizable (07/24/2010) [-]
You good ser made me look back at the picture, looking for 11.
#419 - Patchers (07/24/2010) [-]
Called having a ****** rolemodel, good job big brother.
+9
#68 - MrsScrumpadoochous **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #445 - Larakin (07/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I swear to god.. I'm seeing people with blue text..
#119 - Abion (07/24/2010) [-]
does your brother by chance have an xbox live account? cuz i swear i play with/against him all the time
#281 - thebuket **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
some of it i would preform an emergincy FALCON PAWWWWNNNNCCCHHH! YES!

and others...i would laugh uncontrolably!

kid= future troll
User avatar #236 - babs (07/24/2010) [-]
i cant see it as a embarassing thing that your parents know your doing it. but then again, im from europe.
#221 - anonymous (07/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
**anonymous rolls 8**
if this is a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 then Justin Bieber is straight
#227 to #221 - qwertyeleven **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
im pretty sure that little girl is a lesbian...just sayin
#395 - Beautifly (07/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You brother need some freaking parenting! what an awful child, he needs some spanking.
#319 - EKcEntRIC (07/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
where's your lil brothers helmet?
#321 to #320 - EKcEntRIC (07/24/2010) [-]
...and shock collar
+6
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#88 - Rushil **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
Sell him. To China.
User avatar #23 - jogz (07/23/2010) [-]
Your brother should start hanging out with Morgan Freeman
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