Think About It Pt. 2. Part 2, Dedications to the first 2 people to answer all the questions, or if you roll a quad, if you do message me. Dedication to cynical
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Think About It Pt. 2

Part 2, Dedications to the first 2 people to answer all the questions, or if you roll a quad, if you do message me

Dedication to cynical charlatan&
Analblast who tried to solve the
questions of life
Why is it that our children can' t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but why do fat cells live forever?
How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Does anyone ever vanish with a trace? Or disappear in fat air instead of thin air?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a turtle doesn' t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If Fed Ex and UPS merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make
fim of it?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
working?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while
you’ re still ahead?"
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Submitted: 07/23/2010
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#32 - DivdesBaconByZero **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
Counseling addiction is acctually a real mental addiction. It's basically a CONSTANT need for attention. It's usually treated with hospitalization and sleeping medications such as seroquel, which is also used to treat psychosis and bi-polar disorder. WHAT NOW FUNNYJUNK?!
User avatar #23 - TheBarneyStinson (07/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. Because prisons aren't places of learning, and you can't be taught the Bible since it's not proven true.
2. Fat thrives on laziness, which America has lot's of. Brain cells actually require effort to keep around.
3. Put your finger in the container.
4. Unlikely. Cut them off.
5. Yes, though it'd be rather easy to prove.
6. Assuming they existed, no.
7. More often than not. Air isn't fat.
8. On the plow.
9. He's dead. Or dying. OR homeless.
#7 - boatwizard (07/23/2010) [+] (4 replies)
1. because they have the bible in prison. if you want to read it kill someone.
2. because were lazy and let our fat continue to sit there.
3. read what you wrote every half page.
4. yeah. you make them go cold turkey.
5. yeah. because you arent actually in a closet.
6. no. because they wouldnt have needed an umbilical cord.
7. no. a trace is always left behind. even if it isnt tangible. there are always memories. they may not help you find them but there is always something left behind. and only if its really humid outside
8. backs his plow into his garage and plows his way out.
9. naked. he can always find a rock or something to sleep in.
10. no. fed up sex
#11 to #10 - kiditalion (07/23/2010) [-]
8. The turtle wouldnt be naked he would be dead.
#36 - fckmehrdplz (07/25/2010) [-]
SO ******* PROFOUND!!!!!
#35 - Fanphoenix **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
Opposite of pro is anti

*facepalm*
#34 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2010) [-]
What Was Real? Jesus or Dinosaurs?
#26 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2010) [+] (6 replies)
1.The Bible is very boring so it is used as a form of punishment in prisons.
2.Because fat cells are assholes
3.It is impossible to run out of invisible ink
4.Yes. Giving them a mental illness
#20 - IJustHadTo **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. Because you would feel the need to pray you won't be raped in the ass
2. because brain cells are health nuts and fat cells are lazy asses
3. the paper you write on wouldn't fade away
4. go ask house
5. It is, so long as their closet is big.
6. No. Adam would have an exit wound birthmark and Eve a stomach-dick rib.
7. No. It wouldn't be vanishing. And no, they would smell the fat flab and you'd see mysterious fluids dripping from nowhere.
8. He sleeps in his "office". [/only serious answer]
9. Neither. It loses its defenses.
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#17 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2010) [-]
this is really stupid
User avatar #16 - TwentyOne (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
how can a mute child cuss in the first place
User avatar #13 - kaylz (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
supposedly psychics have a choice, if the choose lottery they lose their gift but if they choose their gift they loose the lottery

me i would **** the ghosts and get me some money
#2 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2010) [-]
Old
#6 - boatwizard (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
chairs would look the same... it doesnt matter which way your knees go because you can already move your feet in either direction when sitting on a chair. the base just supports the back rest and seat. the real question is what would they look like if your legs rotated in the other direction from your hips
#1 - Plastic **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
how does i roll
#12 - paperclipsrule **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
if a vegetarian eats veggies what does a humanitarian eat?
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