Think About It Pt. 2. Part 2, Dedications to the first 2 people to answer all the questions, or if you roll a quad, if you do message me. Dedication to cynical  think about it Part dos
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Think About It Pt. 2

 
Think About It Pt. 2. Part 2, Dedications to the first 2 people to answer all the questions, or if you roll a quad, if you do message me. Dedication to cynical

Part 2, Dedications to the first 2 people to answer all the questions, or if you roll a quad, if you do message me

Dedication to cynical charlatan&
Analblast who tried to solve the
questions of life
Why is it that our children can' t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but why do fat cells live forever?
How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Does anyone ever vanish with a trace? Or disappear in fat air instead of thin air?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a turtle doesn' t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If Fed Ex and UPS merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make
fim of it?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
working?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while
you’ re still ahead?"
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