Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
If money doesn' t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" " " " but it' s only a penny for your
thoughts?" Where' s that extra penny going?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea
to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They' re going to see you naked