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Think About It

Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
If money doesn' t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" " " " but it' s only a penny for your
thoughts?" Where' s that extra penny going?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea
to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They' re going to see you naked
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User avatar #18 - AnalBlast (07/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
dude... lay off the pot, it makes you spew out stupid **** like this
User avatar #19 to #18 - AnalBlast (07/23/2010) [-]
1. you have no need to moisturize your eyes underwater
2. assassination and murder are two different words meaning different things...
3. money is made of linen, and the branches of a bank are NOT the same as tree branches
4. bread bakes into squares, animals like turkeys dont come already squared in the wild.
5. Put your two cents in means, give it a shot, normally in a situation where its a gamble, penny for your thoughts is just asking what you think
6. what is this i dont even
7. the process of curing ham is salting it to make it last longer
8. because people could carry their ******* **** back then and werent so fat
9. babies can sleep through gunshots
10-14. im done... you sir are a retard
#35 - SweetTeaChemistry **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. yes 2. what beanyboy said 3. irrelevant, they're just homonyms
4. lunch meat is more easily "manufactured" in cylindrical form
5. they're just aphorisms, don't worry about it 6. squares are more structurally sound
6. "curing" is preservation and seasoning 7. "space race" was more important than luxury items 8. refers to fact that babies sleep often
9. yes, the judge does the "hearing" 10. TV is a broadcast, movies are "premieres"11. change of perspective 12. presence of factions in American politics 13. tradition and courtesy
User avatar #50 - DaBliss (07/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
.Assassinated is more commonly used for government officials but can work either way
.To help organize better
.Easier to produce in circles. Bread was originally more round than square. A fresh loaf is round, a manufactured loaf is square.
.Just a saying for business because it takes money to sell ideas, yet people want ideas for less
.Boxes are easier to manufacture in large quantities this way
User avatar #29 - woahsnow (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
of course u can cry under water spongebob does it all the time
User avatar #72 - Totaler (07/23/2010) [-]
and we choose from 50 Miss Americas because people can stand to see 50 hot women, but they don't want to see more than 2 idiots in suits
#10 - cynicalcharlatan (07/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, your tear ducts still produce water
You have to be a political figure
Banks have branches to remind you money doesn't grow on trees Meat is round because of the factory workers and machines
That extra penny is why you have 2 cents when used as an expression
Round pizza comes in a square box because if it were in a circle box the toppings would move around to much Cured ham had salmonella
Because peple weren't lazy ***** who wined about everything in the 60s
When babies sleep they don't bother you and are quite cute and gets them to shut up Yes In a moviecuz it is an actual storyline while a tv has a bunch meaning ur on it The view is better People want to see Miss America 2 mak you fel mre comfortable for when they probe u
User avatar #44 - mawi (07/23/2010) [-]
ill tell you where that extra penny is going.. the government.. for some reason they call it "taxes"
#1 - BattKattColourBlak **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Because humans, as a whole, are stupid.
#3 to #2 - BattKattColourBlak **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
It's why I stick to imaginary humans. They make more sense.
User avatar #71 - Totaler (07/23/2010) [-]
the extra penny goes to the government's new Thinking Tax
#67 - ObscurityXX **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Is it just me or are these all old philosorapor memes?
#42 - fudgebuckets **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Haha i love these, I have a shirt that says like 30 different ones. Its awesome, Everybody stops and reads it and im like "yea buddy" :)
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#73 - sirchester **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Philosoraptor you say?
User avatar #69 - Glint (07/23/2010) [-]
As a swimmer, I can say "yes, you can cry under water", but then your goggles fill with water and you have to stop at a wall, clear out all the water in your goggles, and readjust them. All the while looking like the total pussy you are.
User avatar #68 - YourFunkyChicken (07/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. yes2. anyone can be assassinated, your importance doesn't affect it.3. "branch" has 2 meanings4. it's easier to slice, not all bread is square5. they're sayings, don't take them literally6. have you tried making a round box?7. because for some reason(sarcasm), some people thought exploring the universe was a little more important than luggage transport8. babies are associated with peace and innocence9. yes10. the english language is stupid11. because it's a rare chance to be extremely far from the ground, the binoculars give a better view than the naked eye12. the system for choosing a president is just a BIT more rigorous than miss america13. respect
#62 - VashtNuerat **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the assassination thing it is a murder if the murderer is found if not its an assassination.
#66 to #62 - anonymous (07/23/2010) [-]
actually no its not. its an assasination if it has anything to do with pollitics such as president (JFK) of someone who won rights for people (MLK). if not its murder.
#56 - KongFuZi **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
why do u have to ask me all these question?

think about it
#52 - anonymous (07/23/2010) [-]
this is really stupid
User avatar #24 - tellallyourfriends (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I can answer the pizza one since I'm a pizza slave; round boxes don't have the proper integrity of structure to support being opened, closed, and shoved in a hotbag. Square boxes have much more rigid support.
User avatar #80 to #24 - AnalBlast (07/25/2010) [-]
did you go to pizza school to learn this?
#17 - anonymous (07/23/2010) [-]
Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway? =]
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