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Hard To Be A Guy

found this somewhere, i did not make it<br />
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It' s tough to be a Man
Do you know how tough it is being a man,,,'? If you put a woman
on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you' re a
male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you' re a pansy. If you
work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don' t work
enough, you' re a bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets
a job ahead of you, it' s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it' s sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet, it' s male indifference.
If you cry, you' re a wimp. If you don' t, you' re an insensitive
If you make a decision without consulting her, you' re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she' s a liberated
If you ask her to do something she doesn' t enjoy, that' s
domination. If she asks you, it' s a favor,
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you' re
pervert. If you don' t, you' re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you' re
sexist. If you don' t, you' re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you' re vain. If you don' t,
you' re a slab,
If you buy her flowers, you' re after something. If you don' t,
you' re not thoughtful.
If you' re proud of your achievements, you' re full of yourself. If
you don' t, you' re not ambitious.
If she has a head ache, she' s tired. If you have a headache, you
don' t love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you' re oversexed. if you don' t, there
must be someone else.
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User avatar #32 - Xedan (07/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
"See god punished all mankind because of eve. Women got painful child birth, and men got having to put up with women. That's why god hates gays, they found a loophole in the system." ~ Daniel Tosh
User avatar #280 - Brutalmetal (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man its 99 Cents an hour
#37 - xbobx **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Treat a girl well, she'll leave you for a douchebag.

Treat a girl like a douchebag, she'll leave you for another douchebag.
#16 - Whenhamstersattack **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
This makes me more sorry for men then I was before! I'm always trying to be understanding of men so that when I do date them I'm not a controlling beotch. :) ....but they gotta love me too!
User avatar #147 - gearsfan (07/23/2010) [-]
you forgot one:
if you drink after work your lazy,
if she drinks after work she had a hard day
User avatar #218 - Funnygunk (07/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
another one...

If you hit her, thats sexual harrasment

If she hits you thats self defence
User avatar #260 - IEpicWinGuyI (07/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If you force sex upon a woman, it's rape.

If a woman forces sex upon you.....

...lol wtf are you on about, no woman's ever going to want to have sex with you.
User avatar #151 - theJENK (07/23/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**** it, let's all be gay, who's down?
User avatar #137 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
"See god punished all mankind because of eve. Women got painful child birth, and men got having to put up with women. That's why god hates gays, they found a loophole in the system." ~ Daniel Tosh
#26 - pedopig **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #181 - HelloJaki (07/23/2010) [+] (13 replies)
Hey it's not easy bein a woman either! YOU MEN WON'T LET US OUT OF THE DAMN KITCHEN AND I HAVE TO ******* PEE!!!
#184 to #181 - AwkwardTeddyBear **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
How the **** did you get a damn computer in the kitchen?
I'm on to you.
User avatar #117 - phsycokidx (07/23/2010) [-]
if you have tits its bad if she does its good...
User avatar #25 - Dumbledore (07/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
when men are horny, it shows. literally.
#5 - chopjohnsuey (07/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**** it. At least i don't bleed for days and have to deal with pregnancy.
#235 - xPorcupine **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I kinda feel bad for guys. Sometimes I think us girls are the insensitive ones.. :C
#287 - Merechan **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Women are catty and evil. All of them. Even me.
#189 - GotRICE **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
the bright thing is that we get to pee while walking without wetting ourselves
#192 to #189 - deucenbeucen **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
You pee while walking?
#29 - ThreePenisWine **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
I raged because it's true.
User avatar #93 - chuca (07/22/2010) [-]
Can't we all have one big orgy and get over sexism...if not i still propose that orgy...
User avatar #49 - suergonboi (07/22/2010) [-]
one more thing women can hug and kiss each other all they want then the second a guy hugs another guy in public its "ooooh cindy i saw your man gettin real close with another guy you need to dump his gay ass" i mean like wtf
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