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Dirty jokes 5
Part 7: [url deleted]
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#15
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WhiteBlankSpace (07/22/2010) [+]
(4 replies)
IVE BEEN IN ALL YOU PICS PLEASE I WANT A DEDICATION
#88
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Carlospiceyweiner (07/22/2010) [-]
A man and his wife were arguing about their sex life, the wife tears up, and says "when we make love, why don't you ever make noises?" Her husband looks up and says in a defensive tone "I don't make noise because I don't want to wake you up!"
#87
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Carlospiceyweiner (07/22/2010) [-]
A man leans over on the couch and wraps his arm around his wife and says "honey, I never want to be a vegetable, if I were ever in a vegetive state, merely surviving on contents of a bottle and not moving or doing anything in life can you promise you'll just pull the plug? She smiles and says "Of course" sets his arm off her shoulder, unplugs the TV and tosses out his beer and says "I kept my promise"!
#117
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Temari (07/22/2010) [+]
(4 replies)
I has dirty(ish) joke! It may have been said before I haven't seen all of these...
Three women, a rich one, and model, and an Indian lady, who are all friends are on an airplane. The plane nose suddenly dropped and spun around, and by then, everyone knew they were gonna die. The rich women quickly went into her purse and took out her expensive jewelery. She explained that people will probably save her first because she's rich. The beautiful one took out her tits, and said that she would be saved first because she's hot. The Indian, not to be out done, took off her skirt and underwear. Her friends asked why, and she said "Well, they always look for the black box first, don't they?"
*Ba dum tiss*
Dedication now? You can have bacon! :) :)
Three women, a rich one, and model, and an Indian lady, who are all friends are on an airplane. The plane nose suddenly dropped and spun around, and by then, everyone knew they were gonna die. The rich women quickly went into her purse and took out her expensive jewelery. She explained that people will probably save her first because she's rich. The beautiful one took out her tits, and said that she would be saved first because she's hot. The Indian, not to be out done, took off her skirt and underwear. Her friends asked why, and she said "Well, they always look for the black box first, don't they?"
*Ba dum tiss*
Dedication now? You can have bacon! :) :)
#257
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N. Korean citizen (07/23/2010) [+]
(3 replies)
**anonymous rolls 672,551,522** Doubles and it is now legal to kill Justin Bieber.
#254
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N. Korean citizen (07/23/2010) [+]
(2 replies)
**anonymous rolls 7,655** dubs and I kill myself. trips and I kill my dog. quads and I kill YOU.
#201
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omgitspikachu (07/23/2010) [+]
(1 reply)
**omgitspikachu rolls 033,058,096** DUBS AND IM THE BEST
#184
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xXJedmanXx (07/23/2010) [-]
**xXJedmanXx rolls 109,745,813** obviously this number is epic and deserves a dedication
#144
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irzanarwhal (07/23/2010) [-]
not now kitty this is my pot pie,dad kiddy is being a dildo
Dad: well it looks like a certain kitty kitty is sleeping with daddy tonight...lolz
Dad: well it looks like a certain kitty kitty is sleeping with daddy tonight...lolz
