Just think. I understand there is a lot more than 1,000,000 sperm. Just think... he was the fastest. They probably let him win as a joke
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User avatar #10 - jogz (07/22/2010) [-]
They probably let him win as a joke
User avatar #130 - finejentleman (07/22/2010) [+] (5 replies)
what really happened:
All the pokesperms got invited to a party in the left nut. Everyone showed up except slowpoke here, you see he was still in the process of reading the invitation while the other sperms were getting ********* in the other ball. In the middle of the shin-dig, daddy slowpoke accidentally sat on his poor little left testicle and smushd all of the pokesperms.All but our beloved slowpoke here. 27 days later when slowpoke finally read the letter, he was caught off guard when daddy slowpoke shot his load into some skank. the skank didnt realize she was pregnant for some time because slowpoke didnt know what the **** was going on and he was slow as balls too. finally after a 6 year pregnancy and 2 week labor, our hero was born
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#193 to #192 - SharpDressedMan **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
That's like being the smartest person with down syndrome.
o.O
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#4 - Slinkie **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
dude slowpoke sex must be AWESOME
#240 - batmansammich **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Lol.
Slowpoke sex.
"Is it in yet?"
"................................wutlol?"
"Did you put it in?"
"..............................................Hey, wanna have sex?"
#35 - mudkipzFTW (07/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i wonder what a a wailords dong looks like
#36 to #35 - Monoxide **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Da ***** wrong whichu?
#222 - dajayjayjay **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**dajayjayjay rolls 4** just a 4 young chaps
User avatar #197 - roxasbaby (07/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Slobro Sex facts

Time to get it up: 1 hour

With erectile disfunction: 3 hours

Time to reach orgasm: 4.5 hours

Orgasm length: 7 hours
User avatar #3 - NoButSeriously (07/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Pokemon don't have sperm *trollface*
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#161 - bakedkake **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (15 replies)
Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
#13 - userx **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
it's about 300 million btw...
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#243 - rhswrestler (07/23/2010) [+] (4 replies)
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#245 to #243 - SharpDressedMan **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Just move along people.
They told me not to let others feed the troll after midnight.
User avatar #212 - cmurphyjrjrjr (07/22/2010) [+] (6 replies)
i just tried to look up pics of efg on google images and i got the "internet explorer cannot display webpage" message
User avatar #154 - RussellCrowe (07/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Nah man, 300 hundred sperm.


THIS IS SLOWPOKE!!!!
#44 - Filby **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (17 replies)
1,000,000? You're off by about 349,000,000 there. You sure you're not actually a slowpoke on disguise?
User avatar #50 to #44 - TheAnonymousOne (07/22/2010) [-]
Oh my god. Shut up. Just shut up.
User avatar #2 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
TO THE FRONT PAGE MY LOYAL STEED!!
.......................i can walk faster >:(
User avatar #137 - MnBran (07/22/2010) [+] (6 replies)
How was Jessi Slaughter the fastest? Bitch can't spell Jessy correctly. And it's not like her name is spelled 'Jessi' cause it's just an alias for Jessica :/
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#38 - Monoxide **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
*All the other sperm stay back*

SPERM: Hey guys, lets give the slow guy a head start.

SPERM2: Yeah, it's not like he could even win anyways.
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