TRUE FUCKING STORY.. . GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A TRUE STORY. ON JULY 20, TEES, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL
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TRUE FUCKING STORY.

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A TRUE STORY.
ON JULY 20, TEES, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARM STRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT' S CINE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, CINE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLION S.
BUTTURT BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE REMARK
GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
CHEER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE ARM STRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE QUESTION TO ARM STRONG.
THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, so NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.
IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,
WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR' S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARM STRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YDU' LL GET SEN. WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOONI"
TRUE STORY.
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#139 - shatteredwindow (07/21/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I hate dumbasses that think the moon landing is fake, one of my neighbours is a college professor, and and he asked his class if they thought it was fake, and about 1/3 of them said yes. This makes me sad
User avatar #146 to #139 - Sinless (07/21/2010) [-]
Name: Faith in Humanity

Status: Deceased
User avatar #211 - XAnubusX (07/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Those were the days. Kids actually went outside.
User avatar #165 - shadowonthewall (07/21/2010) [-]
I hate to be the bad guy here, but that didnt acc happen
#151 - ChowD **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
*space voice* hustan we have win.
User avatar #115 - TheExile ONLINE (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Not true. The original was "oral sex". Still ******* great though.
#248 - iiOver **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (32 replies)
**iiOver rolls 052,113,610** dubs and I take something up teh butt (female)
#152 - batmansammich **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
Somebody got lucky that day.
+2
#314 - HoneyHaley **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (14 replies)
User avatar #319 to #314 - lolollo (07/22/2010) [-]
Good to see that someone else has discovered the iPhone's fanstastic capabilities as a paperweight and doorstop.
#87 - imabadboybunny **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (10 replies)
wait, why is she in the bedroom??! WHY?!?! shes supposed to be in teh kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways, he proved that bitch wrong...
#91 to #87 - WouldYouKindly **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
Get a life, dumbass.
#72 - CageKennylz **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
sadly this isnt true but its a good STORY...id post the website but i cant obv.. so go to bing and type in "mr. gorsky neil armstrong" first link...
#167 - thereallAshKetchum **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
that ladys remark coming true was like the same chance as rolling octs. she dun goof'd
User avatar #15 - USSR (07/21/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I was that mr gorsky
#259 - BeyondB **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
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#123 - lifealert **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
All senior citizens should have life alert
#35 - Brojangles **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Haha thats awesome
My mom lived in neil armstrongs neighborhood when she was younger and she told me she remembers seeing him always running around the nieghborhood.

You guys dont care though
User avatar #218 - bluephoenixbear (07/21/2010) [-]
bitch just got owned
#190 - danielrp **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
I read it in Billy Mays' voice because the capital letters.
#176 - iamrageguy **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (4 replies)
THUMB ME DOWN DOUCHES!!!
*SITS BEHIND THUMB PROOF FORT*
....BRING IT ON
#177 to #176 - TrollLord **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
boom, first shot..
User avatar #148 - Protomix (07/21/2010) [-]
thats still a long time to wait
#25 - AnyHoleIsAGoal **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
this was proven to be ********
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