TRUE FUCKING STORY.. . GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A TRUE STORY. ON JULY 20, TEES, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL
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TRUE FUCKING STORY.

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A TRUE STORY.
ON JULY 20, TEES, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARM STRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT' S CINE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, CINE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLION S.
BUTTURT BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE REMARK
GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
CHEER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE ARM STRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE QUESTION TO ARM STRONG.
THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, so NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.
IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,
WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR' S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARM STRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YDU' LL GET SEN. WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOONI"
TRUE STORY.
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User avatar #373 - pitos (02/03/2011) [-]
**pitos rolls 234,671,117**
For mr. Gorsky
User avatar #372 - sparkieemae (07/25/2010) [-]
I've heard this before, except it was "oral sex"
#341 - JKey **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
This is awesome. Things like this make life a great thing to enjoy.
#328 - bAsskicker **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
**bAsskicker rolls 829,910,672**
#327 - smokedaganjaaa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Funny, but unfortunately not true
#329 to #327 - potsmokingmonkey (07/22/2010) [-]
but it says true story
User avatar #348 to #329 - AcidFlux (07/22/2010) [-]
Yes, because everything on the Internet that says, "This is true" must automatically be true.
#365 to #348 - potsmokingmonkey (07/23/2010) [-]
now your getting it
#325 - anonymous (07/22/2010) [-]
um. that is not true. and you are ******* stupid if you believe it is.
#323 - zenpaketo (07/22/2010) [-]
mr gorsky was the first man in centuries that had his prayers answered by god.... just a little late
#320 - SrMeme **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
now i understand eddie izzards joke
User avatar #318 - commandercrazy (07/22/2010) [-]
AWESOME.

No one brought up that it was 'one small step for A man' yet for fear of negative thumbs. LOL.
#324 to #318 - anonymous (07/22/2010) [-]
perhaps because there is no "A" is why it hasn't been brought up.

just saying...
User avatar #326 to #324 - commandercrazy (07/22/2010) [-]
Sorry buddy, but the recording equipment wasn't clear enough on the mission until they re-analyzed it digitally.
User avatar #349 to #326 - AcidFlux (07/22/2010) [-]
Sorry, buddy, but Armstrong actually flubbed the line, and the actual NASA recording confirms it. http://www.snopes.com/quotes/onesmall.asp
User avatar #351 to #349 - commandercrazy (07/22/2010) [-]
Look at the bottom of that article.
You also may want to check out this one. You need to login to view this link h-t-m-l
User avatar #354 to #351 - AcidFlux (07/22/2010) [-]
You mean the bottom of the article where it says one analyst states that Armstrong spoke the word 'too fast', but that no other analyst concurs with this? Yeah, I think I'll go with the vast majority on this one.

And your link is broken, try again, please. (Yes, even when I remove the spaces. You need to login to view this link is actually down atm)
User avatar #356 to #354 - commandercrazy (07/22/2010) [-]
Sorry about that. The article states that NASA has gone over the findings of Control Bionics employee Peter Shann Ford. Hope the link is working now.
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User avatar #357 to #356 - AcidFlux (07/22/2010) [-]
It says that 'NASA spokesman David Mould said he has asked NASA's own audio analysts to review Ford's findings.' It doesn't say NASA's analysts confirmed them. And even Ford himself says the 'a' was 35 milliseconds long, 10x faster than can be heard by the human ear. So even if it is true, Armstrong didn't really say the word, not in any real world sense.

It's not even that big a deal. The man walked on the frakking moon.
User avatar #358 to #357 - commandercrazy (07/22/2010) [-]
ten times to quickly to be heard on the unedited audio. 35 milliseconds is a third of one second.
User avatar #359 to #358 - AcidFlux (07/22/2010) [-]
35 milliseconds is 35/1000 of a second. 0.035 seconds, or 3.5% of a second, not one-third.
#330 to #326 - Vayck **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Yes, people were also criticizing Armstrong because they thought he had messed it up, when he really just didn't say it clear enough.
#316 - cityundead (07/22/2010) [-]
I **** a brick wall.
#315 - Cleopatra **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
******* LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#340 to #314 - JKey **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
At least you didn't get suckered into an iPad
+1
#342 to #340 - HoneyHaley **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#343 to #342 - JKey **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Hahahaha. Too true. I mean, let's not lie. I bet the sound of people's hearts shattering when they discovered that the iPad would not fulfill their porn needs was heard around the world.

Poor poor horny guys and gals.. *tear*
User avatar #319 to #314 - lolollo ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
Good to see that someone else has discovered the iPhone's fanstastic capabilities as a paperweight and doorstop.
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#331 to #321 - potsmokingmonkey (07/22/2010) [-]
omg you have an iphone. how does it feel to be apart of an elite group of sheep who buy utter crap simply because it has the apple logo on it?
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#333 to #332 - potsmokingmonkey (07/22/2010) [-]
so your not a sheep. well thats good. my mum and brother are sheep. i tell them every day how stupid they are for having bought it
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#335 to #334 - potsmokingmonkey (07/22/2010) [-]
so you should
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User avatar #337 to #336 - Wario (07/22/2010) [-]
HoneyHaley can i have a dedication in ur next vid?
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User avatar #339 to #338 - Wario (07/22/2010) [-]
o sorry wrong number ;) bye miss
User avatar #312 - Brandan (07/22/2010) [-]
Holy **** . LOLOL...
#311 - highrollerhaha **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
no better word to discribe this post than... EPIC
#310 - anonymous (07/22/2010) [-]
oh shes ****** ........
#313 to #310 - anonymous (07/22/2010) [-]
Quite Literally.
#309 - anonymous (07/22/2010) [-]
Alas, I am unable to thumb this because there are currently +1337 thumbs associated with it and I feel it would be a crime to thumb it once more.
#308 - zerozerozerothree (07/22/2010) [-]
ur thumbs are 1337
#306 - onetrupairing **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Ahahaha

**** the **** outta her
#305 - likekatamari **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
moral to the story.... **** happens
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