TRUE FUCKING STORY.. . GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A TRUE STORY. ON JULY 20, TEES, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL TRUE FUCKING STORY GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A ON JULY 20 TEES AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE NEIL
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TRUE FUCKING STORY.

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A TRUE STORY.
ON JULY 20, TEES, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARM STRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT' S CINE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, CINE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLION S.
BUTTURT BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE REMARK
GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
CHEER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE ARM STRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE QUESTION TO ARM STRONG.
THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, so NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.
IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,
WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR' S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARM STRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YDU' LL GET SEN. WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOONI"
TRUE STORY.
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