TRUE FUCKING STORY.. . GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A TRUE STORY. ON JULY 20, TEES, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL TRUE FUCKING STORY GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A ON JULY 20 TEES AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE NEIL
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GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT' S A TRUE STORY.
ON JULY 20, TEES, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARM STRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT' S CINE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, CINE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLION S.
BUTTURT BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE REMARK
GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
CHEER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE ARM STRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE QUESTION TO ARM STRONG.
THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, so NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.
IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,
WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR' S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARM STRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YDU' LL GET SEN. WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOONI"
TRUE STORY.
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#139 - shatteredwindow
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(07/21/2010) [-]
I hate dumbasses that think the moon landing is fake, one of my neighbours is a college professor, and and he asked his class if they thought it was fake, and about 1/3 of them said yes. This makes me sad
#265 to #139 - MayerBee **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
probaly the same people who think 9/11 was a conspiracy.
User avatar #175 to #139 - braydonbond
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(07/21/2010) [-]
I can only imagine how it feels to Armstrong and the other men who went to the moon to hear that people think it's fake.
User avatar #146 to #139 - Sinless
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Name: Faith in Humanity

Status: Deceased
User avatar #162 to #146 - XTakedownpaladinX
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Name: Faith in Humanity

Status : Terminated
User avatar #182 to #162 - XTakedownpaladinX
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(07/21/2010) [-]
why -1?
#181 to #162 - anon id: 57d2239b
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Name: Music
Status: Deceased
Cause of Death: American music artists of 21st century
#183 to #181 - anon id: 57d2239b
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Meaning Justin Beiber, Jonas Brothers, ect.

NOT awesome artists.
User avatar #192 to #183 - eldorito
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Justin Bieber is Canadian.
User avatar #211 - XAnubusX
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Those were the days. Kids actually went outside.
User avatar #216 to #211 - platinumzro **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
I remember. Tag and Hide and Seek raped the ostrich **** out of MW2
User avatar #213 to #211 - bakinboy
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(07/21/2010) [-]
whats that?
User avatar #214 to #213 - XAnubusX
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Idk, doesnt exist anymore.
User avatar #165 - shadowonthewall
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(07/21/2010) [-]
I hate to be the bad guy here, but that didnt acc happen
#151 - ChowD **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
*space voice* hustan we have win.
User avatar #158 to #151 - huntrshado
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Houston*?
User avatar #115 - TheExile
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Not true. The original was "oral sex". Still ******* great though.
User avatar #142 to #115 - reformedmikey
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Actually it is one of those urban legands that supposedly "happened". The true story is that a comedian first brought it up as a joke, where Armstrong heard it in California. It is also in the opening scenes of The Watchmen. But still a good story.
#248 - iiOver **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
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#253 to #248 - anon id: 32791208
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(07/21/2010) [-]
do it now!!!! post pics and send them to kpxjungmin@ [url deleted]
#261 to #248 - anon id: 087de83e
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(07/21/2010) [-]
dont send to anons...
im to lazy to log in =P
#267 to #261 - iiOver **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
I almost forgot to log in to lol I don't send to anons
#252 to #248 - LILBLUEMONKEY **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!!
#258 to #252 - iiOver **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
oi, Ok make you a deal. Upload this and get it to the front page and I'll do it and post pics AND do dedications AND take 3 more requests
#277 to #258 - LILBLUEMONKEY **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Uploaded. Get your butt ready.
#260 to #258 - LILBLUEMONKEY **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
HELL YEAH!!
User avatar #256 to #248 - darktoucan
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(07/21/2010) [-]
you would have done it anyways:)
#262 to #256 - iiOver **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
I actually was before I posted the pic in my bed. BTW I'm 19
#273 to #248 - hacman **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
wait before this is sceencaped the most inportant question. are you fugly
#278 to #273 - iiOver **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
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#279 to #278 - hacman **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
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(07/22/2010) [-]
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(07/21/2010) [-]
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(07/21/2010) [-]
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#152 - batmansammich **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Somebody got lucky that day.
#314 - HoneyHaley **User deleted account**
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#340 to #314 - JKey **User deleted account**
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(07/22/2010) [-]
At least you didn't get suckered into an iPad
#342 to #340 - HoneyHaley **User deleted account**
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#343 to #342 - JKey **User deleted account**
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/22/2010) [-]
Hahahaha. Too true. I mean, let's not lie. I bet the sound of people's hearts shattering when they discovered that the iPad would not fulfill their porn needs was heard around the world.

Poor poor horny guys and gals.. *tear*
User avatar #319 to #314 - lolollo
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(07/22/2010) [-]
Good to see that someone else has discovered the iPhone's fanstastic capabilities as a paperweight and doorstop.
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#331 to #321 - potsmokingmonkey
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(07/22/2010) [-]
omg you have an iphone. how does it feel to be apart of an elite group of sheep who buy utter crap simply because it has the apple logo on it?
#332 to #331 - HoneyHaley **User deleted account**
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#333 to #332 - potsmokingmonkey
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(07/22/2010) [-]
so your not a sheep. well thats good. my mum and brother are sheep. i tell them every day how stupid they are for having bought it
#334 to #333 - HoneyHaley **User deleted account**
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#335 to #334 - potsmokingmonkey
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(07/22/2010) [-]
so you should
#336 to #335 - HoneyHaley **User deleted account**
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User avatar #337 to #336 - Wario
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(07/22/2010) [-]
HoneyHaley can i have a dedication in ur next vid?
#338 to #337 - HoneyHaley **User deleted account**
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User avatar #339 to #338 - Wario
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(07/22/2010) [-]
o sorry wrong number ;) bye miss
#87 - imabadboybunny **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
wait, why is she in the bedroom??! WHY?!?! shes supposed to be in teh kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways, he proved that bitch wrong...
#103 to #87 - foggart **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Get a life, dumbass.
#90 to #87 - WouldYouKindly **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Get a life, dumbass.
#102 to #90 - diealein
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(07/21/2010) [-]
get a double post fail check
User avatar #105 to #102 - TehDogman
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(07/21/2010) [-]
his avatar is charzard he can do whatever the **** he wants since nobody has enough badges to train him
#109 to #105 - diealein
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(07/21/2010) [-]
damn it! your right! oh well, *beats charazard with a flame reistant metal bat*
#133 to #102 - WouldYouKindly **User deleted account**
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Get a failed insult check and we'll talk.
#205 to #133 - diealein
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(07/21/2010) [-]
hmm, insult check is correct, whats ur rebutle
#91 to #87 - WouldYouKindly **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Get a life, dumbass.
#107 to #91 - imabadboybunny **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
okay lol
haha ... you probably laugh at all the sexist jokes...about girls
im not the only one
#137 to #107 - WouldYouKindly **User deleted account**
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Why would you assume that I laugh at all the sexist jokes about girls when I just told you to shut the **** up due to a sexist joke about girls? ._.
#72 - CageKennylz **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
sadly this isnt true but its a good STORY...id post the website but i cant obv.. so go to bing and type in "mr. gorsky neil armstrong" first link...
#92 to #72 - anon id: a5151720
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(07/21/2010) [-]
yeah its not true also neil armstrong wasn'tthe first man to talk on the moon
#127 to #92 - CageKennylz **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
i believe you mean the first to walk and yes