The Devil and the Atheist. All credit goes to . saw cm ; my FESSED THE. I'm Catholic. And I lol'd People need to be able to laugh at their own religions!! My friend is Jewish and laughs at jew jokes. BE LIKE HIM >:l lindsay lohan is a fucking whore
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User avatar #43 - squeaky
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(07/21/2010) [-]
I'm Catholic.


And I lol'd

People need to be able to laugh at their own religions!!
My friend is Jewish and laughs at jew jokes.
BE LIKE HIM >:l
User avatar #54 to #43 - Jakolantern
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(07/21/2010) [-]
i am like him
i laugh at jew jokes too
#51 to #43 - FlyingToast **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
why cant Jews cook... u know why.

why cant straight men buy soap... u know why.

why cant Chuck Norris lose... u know why

why cant Justin Bieber get puberty... nobody wants to know
#67 to #51 - DaWhiteyPlan **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
chuck norris can can lose....bruce lee proved that.

<.<

>.>

*does barrel roll* *flies outta here*
#69 to #67 - DaWhiteyPlan **User deleted account**
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bet ya didn't notice i put can twice.
User avatar #50 to #43 - pinklady
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(07/21/2010) [-]
haha yeah i agree!
User avatar #56 to #43 - TheReich
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(07/21/2010) [-]
I see I missed one...
User avatar #15 - dylanisman
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(07/21/2010) [-]
I came up with the idea that God and Satan are the same person hes just bipolar
User avatar #22 to #15 - Crax
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(07/21/2010) [-]
The devil is just God when he's drunk.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dylanisman
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(07/21/2010) [-]
or God is the Devil when hes drunk because most people get nicer drunk
User avatar #26 to #23 - Crax
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Exactly, most people get nicer. So the Devil is God when he's drunk.
User avatar #61 to #26 - dylanisman
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(07/21/2010) [-]
thats what i said byt backwards..i think lol.
User avatar #192 to #61 - Crax
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(07/21/2010) [-]
(I was insinuating that the Devil is kinder than God)
User avatar #16 to #15 - hoplop
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(07/21/2010) [-]
And the Hindu god as MPD(Multi personality Disorder)
User avatar #17 to #16 - dylanisman
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(07/21/2010) [-]
personally i dont know much about hindu gods =/
User avatar #18 to #17 - hoplop
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they have over 1000
User avatar #19 to #18 - dylanisman
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(07/21/2010) [-]
**** FIRE damn
User avatar #127 - willytodanilly
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Wait, why did the guy get a case of bullet in the brain?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Daemonseed
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Cuz the fella with a gun is a Crusader.
User avatar #129 to #128 - willytodanilly
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(07/21/2010) [-]
OOOHHHHH, so all religious folks are crazy, kinda like how all ******* are bike stealers, the Jews own all the banks and media, The Asians are super smart, and how Cakes always lie?
User avatar #131 to #129 - Daemonseed
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(07/21/2010) [-]
No. I said because he is a Crusader.
User avatar #133 to #131 - willytodanilly
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yeah i know I'm just ****** around seeing ifi I could get someone to say what mcfleury said. #130
User avatar #130 to #127 - mcfleury
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(07/21/2010) [-]
he wanted to get a brain smoothie, but he dun goof'd
User avatar #132 to #130 - willytodanilly
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(07/21/2010) [-]
COL <chuckle out loud>
User avatar #215 - AlreadyExists
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(07/21/2010) [-]
lol. global genocide. no problem with slavery. murdering children. It's all in there.
#213 - stcstoner **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2010) [-]
i came up with the thought that jesus and satan are the same person but hes just bipolar
User avatar #211 - holycrapiliektoast
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(07/21/2010) [-]
maybe im reading the bible upside down
User avatar #59 - itsnevertosoon
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(07/21/2010) [-]
what happens to a priest that touches kids? gods hell or satans heaven?
User avatar #79 to #59 - SylverSlayer
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(07/21/2010) [-]
gods hell, obviously.
#84 to #59 - anon id: 3dcd6e22
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Purgatory? Maybe Limbo.
User avatar #45 - TRACERBULLET
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(07/21/2010) [-]
Well this made me want to eat at Olive Garden
#29 - anon id: 8d7180ad
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ok im a huge christian, but this is one of the funniest comics ive ever seen lmao
User avatar #30 to #29 - KingJessen
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(07/21/2010) [-]
What youre really saying is:
"ok im a huge idiot, but this is one of the most offending comics ive ever seen BURN IN HELL"
User avatar #37 to #30 - MrFish
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(07/21/2010) [-]
okay I'm an atheist but your boarder line nazi
User avatar #57 to #37 - TheReich
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(07/21/2010) [-]
HOW DARE YOU!!! HE IS WORSE THAN THAT!
#32 to #30 - polijku
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this is y no one lieks u
#31 to #30 - happymonkey **User deleted account**
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this comment made me laugh
im agnostic myself :P
#34 to #31 - CreekMary **User deleted account**
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agnostics are atheists without balls
User avatar #81 to #34 - Ruspanic
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Atheists are agnostics without imagination.
#262 to #81 - CreekMary **User deleted account**
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If you need imagination to believe in something it probably isn't real, right?
User avatar #263 to #262 - Ruspanic
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No. You need imagination to realize that there are other possibilities.
#264 to #263 - CreekMary **User deleted account**
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I'll take evidence over imagination any day.
User avatar #265 to #264 - Ruspanic
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Me too. Too bad there isn't any evidence.
#248 to #34 - happymonkey **User deleted account**
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no... agnostics are people who don't believe in god or any other religion, but they believe in some greater power, like Karma or just mother nature
i'm a Karma person myself :P
#261 to #248 - CreekMary **User deleted account**
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You are closer to deist than an agnostic.
User avatar #252 to #248 - Ruspanic
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No, actually. That's not what agnostics are at all.
#253 to #252 - happymonkey **User deleted account**
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noun
1.
a person who holds that the existence of the ultimate cause, as god, and the essential nature of things are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to experience.

that is essentially what i just said
User avatar #254 to #253 - Ruspanic
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That definition is correct. What you said was "they believe in some greater power, like Karma or just mother nature".
Agnostics do not believe in any sort of higher power. They might acknowledge the possibility of such things existing, but the whole point of agnosticism is that you do not claim to know, and refuse to believe either way without evidence.
#255 to #254 - happymonkey **User deleted account**
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no the general idea is that you acknowledge that there could be a higher power but there isnt enough evidence for it to be conclusive, the part I added is like a sub category off of agnosticism (dunno if thats right way to say it :P)
User avatar #256 to #255 - Ruspanic
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You might be describing theistic agnosticism. Theistic agnostics believe in a higher power (usually a sentient deity), but do not think anything can be known about this power. Therefore, they reject almost all religions.
When I think of agnostics, I think of the more common atheistic agnostics, who refuse to choose between theism and atheism without evidence.
#258 to #256 - happymonkey **User deleted account**
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ahh well theres the problem :P
yeah i am thinking of theism agnostics :D
good argument tho, i love a good argument, hey if u want another one just say vista/win7 are good, ill rip you a new one :D :D :D
User avatar #20 - pyrothermal
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(07/21/2010) [-]
That's not the right shooting stance.
User avatar #24 to #20 - Sinless
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(07/21/2010) [-]
HE HELD IT SIDEWAYS!!!

KILLSHOT!

THAT'S A KILL SHOT!!!
User avatar #27 to #24 - stewieyes
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(07/21/2010) [-]
White man holding a gun like ******?
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