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Call of Duty F U!

5 Things That _Happens To
Everyone On Call Of Duty
L Sitting in a comer (Shame on you, camper) with a half empty clip
waiting fer someone to tum the comer so you can blow their
******* face off. Then you finally build up enough carrage to reload
after 30 seconds and BAM! Some asshole turns the comer and kills
you in a delayed reaction.
2. You' 1' e cooking a grenade to throw over a window OI' in a small
space. You know it' s going to be accurate and epic! You say to
yourself "That faggot has no idea what' s coming."
As you near the end of your cooking, you get the running start,
point up a bit and you say "HAHA, you fa" -BAMI Some douche just
sniped you in a time consuming head shot attempt.
3. The match just started, your playing domination OI', better yet,
S& D. You got it all planned, the perfect class, your timing it right
and you didnt get stuck behind some faggot that deosnt know where
the sprint button is. Cant wait to pop some bitches as soon as you
tum the Comer. What comes out of your' mouth 6 seconds in the
match? "THAT MOTHER ******* NOOB TUBING FAGGOT!!
4. This applies to those who live with their parents still... Just got in
a party with your friends, game is leading. Mom comes home frem
work " **** ..." You say to yourself. "Come unload the dishwasher,
clean your reem, cut the grass, laundry, etc. And get off that damn
game!"
I WILL IN A MINUTEA... ******* where..." And the bitch just
doesn' t leave you alone and stands in front of the TV going on
about how your wasting your life and the "Its bad
for you!" Any no matter how much you know your' pissing her off,
you dent take yena' eyes off the TV. If yena' mom' s cool, she pawls
and stea' ms upstairs. If she' s a total bitch, she turns it off and you
sulk fer the next hour,
5. Yeu' re playing a decent game, almost got your chopper
gunner/ . Yeu' re - technique
is paying off. Then the phone 1' ings... ". l" You go
and hide in a ****** spot and sprint like a ************ with
lightweight fer the pheny. Answer with a
gqq Its yehr grandmother who just LOVES to talk...
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User avatar #42 - Nitrousnoxid (07/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Come unload the dishwasher

I can't i'm in the middle of a match

Just pause it


-_-
#75 - raincoatguy **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
**** YOU GRANDMOTHER
User avatar #135 - big tater (07/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Here's one, use it if you wish:

So, you're doing excellent in free for all. Have a nice KDR, on the top. Then you look at the score and see someone's rising... "24 and 1?" you think to yourself, "That can't be legit". Then your eye's wander to the bottom of the list and see a guy going 3 and 24. Now you're pissed. You run around, looking for the best tactical insertion, spawn, killing place, and kill the ************* . But, OH, it's too late. That one guy already has an AC-130 and is two kills away from winning the game. You exclaim a huge, "FUUUUUUCK!" mom looks at you, and yells at you to get off. You go watch TV and think of how big of pricks those guys really are.

Just something recently that's been pissing me off.
#86 - potsmokingmonkey (07/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this happens to me but not playing that ****** game. cod 4 was so full of win. and nazi zombies kicked ass. but mw2 and the new one are aimed at little kids and i hate cod now.
User avatar #78 - redJericho (07/21/2010) [-]
first of all, i like to think the clip is half full
second, i like to call it a pro pipe not a noob tube
#61 - welshdragon **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The worst one is when you work really hard to get an emergency airdrop and you get 4 ****** ammos!
User avatar #16 - stuckinapool ONLINE (07/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
number five continued:
You finish your conversation with gran-gran, thinking to yourself "no way I'm still alive." You look at the screen and realize that you still are! " **** , I can still get that AC130/Chopper Gunner!" The very millisecond you pick up that controller- BOOOOM!!!!! *NoobTube*
#160 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
How about FJ get together in a MW2 party and kick ass.. Clan tag FJ ;)

That would be epic..
User avatar #156 - Mikeyrulez (07/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
actually video games are not that bad for you they can enhance your hand eye coordination and it can improve your reflexes
#152 - KingArbeodyseus **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
number..... ****** ...... five.... alll... the.... ******* .....time.....
#131 - thechariot **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
Dont forget to check out Parts 2 and 3. Check the description for links.
User avatar #128 - rubberjhonny (07/21/2010) [-]
#5 HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE ******* TIME FML!!!
#126 - StupidFlanders **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
#4
God forbid you actually have to do work around the house
#119 - TheBagelMonster **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
No, I got a nuke while I was in an AC-130 and the game ended
FFFFUUUU-
User avatar #93 - DaGrammarNazi (07/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
If someone kills you, it's always luck, beacause no one has skill besides you.
User avatar #89 - anikan (07/21/2010) [+] (8 replies)
dude, all this stuff happened to me. but because my mom is the biggest bitch in the entire world, she would actually take away my x-box's power cord instead of just turning it off. and she wouldnt give it back till i had done all my chores (actually hers, biggest bitch, like i said) for three days in a row. for the record, my sister picked up the bitch gene. so one time, she was driving the car (not tecnically legal, whatever) and ran into something. it wasnt big, just a small dent and a scratch. my mom got all crazy on her and then demanded i fork up my brand new, huge memory, mega-modded ($500 xtra dollars in mods.) goddamn ******* SEETHROUGH CASING, and a built in labtop. i said **** no. she beat me, took it, sold it, took the money, and
#85 - mrelectriceyez **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
You're just sitting there all alone, when you spot a predator missile. You sprint like hell screaming **** **** DONT HIT ME! And it hits you. This happens EVERY TIME.
User avatar #74 - Petroleum ONLINE (07/21/2010) [-]
I push my mother out of the way if she's bothering me.
#58 - anonymous (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ONLY FaGS PLAY COD
BAHAHAAHAHAHA LOSERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #81 to #58 - spermbank (07/21/2010) [-]
omg i know, runescape is the **** ! jkjkjk, i play fallout 3
#49 - anonymous (07/21/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I have more:
1. You are the only person kicking ass on your team, and you are the game wining kill for the other team.... and its embarrasing.

2. 10 year olds say how much you suck cock at COD.
User avatar #54 to #51 - DOUDE (07/21/2010) [-]
11.oh **** yea i just got a seven kill streak freindly harriers incoming no kils no kils *KA ******* BOOM* * ******** BLEW UP HARRIER*
12.running out of spawn ah **** yea im gonnna get first blood two seconds later die out of nowhere what ******* check killcam some fag sprays with an ebr
13.just gonnna go upstaries to use this chopper gunner *enemy uav is online* dosent matter im save fag with cold blooded and aa12 kills you
14.your getting shot at and then boom out of nowhere a ******* exploding barrel kills you because someone throws stun gernade
15.you have cold blooded and ninja and you run into a house dead look at killcam the guy that killed you turns around at just the right time to see you
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