Call of Duty F U!. Link to part 5: /funny_pictures/643235/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+5+with+bonus/<br /> Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+ thechariot Call of duty Modern Warfare fuck you f u
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Call of Duty F U!

5 Things That _Happens To
Everyone On Call Of Duty
L Sitting in a comer (Shame on you, camper) with a half empty clip
waiting fer someone to tum the comer so you can blow their
fucking face off. Then you finally build up enough carrage to reload
after 30 seconds and BAM! Some asshole turns the comer and kills
you in a delayed reaction.
2. You' 1' e cooking a grenade to throw over a window OI' in a small
space. You know it' s going to be accurate and epic! You say to
yourself "That faggot has no idea what' s coming."
As you near the end of your cooking, you get the running start,
point up a bit and you say "HAHA, you fa" -BAMI Some douche just
sniped you in a time consuming head shot attempt.
3. The match just started, your playing domination OI', better yet,
S& D. You got it all planned, the perfect class, your timing it right
and you didnt get stuck behind some faggot that deosnt know where
the sprint button is. Cant wait to pop some bitches as soon as you
tum the Comer. What comes out of your' mouth 6 seconds in the
4. This applies to those who live with their parents still... Just got in
a party with your friends, game is leading. Mom comes home frem
work "Fuck..." You say to yourself. "Come unload the dishwasher,
clean your reem, cut the grass, laundry, etc. And get off that damn
I WILL IN A MINUTEA... Fucking where..." And the bitch just
doesn' t leave you alone and stands in front of the TV going on
about how your wasting your life and the "Its bad
for you!" Any no matter how much you know your' pissing her off,
you dent take yena' eyes off the TV. If yena' mom' s cool, she pawls
and stea' ms upstairs. If she' s a total bitch, she turns it off and you
sulk fer the next hour,
5. Yeu' re playing a decent game, almost got your chopper
gunner/ . Yeu' re - technique
is paying off. Then the phone 1' ings... ". l" You go
and hide in a shitty spot and sprint like a motherfucker with
lightweight fer the pheny. Answer with a
gqq Its yehr grandmother who just LOVES to talk...
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User avatar #42 - Nitrousnoxid
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Come unload the dishwasher

I can't i'm in the middle of a match

Just pause it

User avatar #52 to #42 - DOUDE
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i feel your pain
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#75 - raincoatguy **User deleted account**
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User avatar #135 - big tater
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Here's one, use it if you wish:

So, you're doing excellent in free for all. Have a nice KDR, on the top. Then you look at the score and see someone's rising... "24 and 1?" you think to yourself, "That can't be legit". Then your eye's wander to the bottom of the list and see a guy going 3 and 24. Now you're pissed. You run around, looking for the best tactical insertion, spawn, killing place, and kill the *************. But, OH, it's too late. That one guy already has an AC-130 and is two kills away from winning the game. You exclaim a huge, "FUUUUUUCK!" mom looks at you, and yells at you to get off. You go watch TV and think of how big of pricks those guys really are.

Just something recently that's been pissing me off.
#164 to #135 - WouldYouKindly **User deleted account**
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Oh Jesus, I've only seen this once. Where two people cheat by feeding one side kills the whole time. I watched my boyfriend play a round where someone ended up at 50 something to 0 and nuked the place in the last 30 seconds. Why play the game if you're going to make it un-fun for yourself AND everyone else?
User avatar #165 to #164 - big tater
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#86 - potsmokingmonkey
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this happens to me but not playing that ****** game. cod 4 was so full of win. and nazi zombies kicked ass. but mw2 and the new one are aimed at little kids and i hate cod now.
#96 to #86 - anon
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I liked Mw1 better. Cod4 is only aimed around Nazi Zombies. And thats the only reason I even bought the game.
#157 to #96 - potsmokingmonkey
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well i dont care if treyarch is backing black ops. call of duty has milked my money for the last time. im buying medal of honor
User avatar #78 - redJericho
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first of all, i like to think the clip is half full
second, i like to call it a pro pipe not a noob tube
#61 - welshdragon **User deleted account**
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The worst one is when you work really hard to get an emergency airdrop and you get 4 ****** ammos!
User avatar #72 to #61 - cityofbugs
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Can i just stop you there boy, the worst one is when you get an emegency airdrop and you get say, a chopper gunner, pave low, harrier and predator missile and once you go to get the chopper gunner you get shot by some guy waiting for you and he then gets all of the packages
User avatar #16 - stuckinapool
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number five continued:
You finish your conversation with gran-gran, thinking to yourself "no way I'm still alive." You look at the screen and realize that you still are! "****, I can still get that AC130/Chopper Gunner!" The very millisecond you pick up that controller- BOOOOM!!!!! *NoobTube*
#18 to #16 - thechariot [OP] **User deleted account**
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Haha, nice addition. Ill start taking requests from people... maybe... the whole purpose of the content is for people to say "OMG, your right!"
#126 - StupidFlanders **User deleted account**
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God forbid you actually have to do work around the house
#127 to #126 - Shortcat
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It's not that Mr. Flanders, it's just that alot of mothers get so impatient. My mother did that to me all the time. Literally right when I was done with a match I would always do what she asked but when she was pissed she just couldnt wait the extra 5 minutes.
#150 to #127 - StupidFlanders **User deleted account**
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Ah got it. Well out sir
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#119 - TheBagelMonster **User deleted account**
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No, I got a nuke while I was in an AC-130 and the game ended
User avatar #93 - DaGrammarNazi
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If someone kills you, it's always luck, beacause no one has skill besides you.
#108 to #93 - anon
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The Grammar Nazi Has Failed?
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