South African win. . A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee, croissants, toast, butter at iam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to
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South African win

A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast -
coffee, croissants, toast, butter at iam, etc. when
an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and
starts an unwanted conversation:
American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American {blowing bubble with his gum): "we don' t. In
the States, we only eat what' s inside. The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle, revolte them into
croissants and sell them to South Africa."
American: "Eva eat jam with the bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American {chuckling and crackling his gum between his
teeth}: "We don' t. In the States we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, out all the peels, seeds and left over' s
into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to
South Africa."
South African: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "of course we doa"
South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American: "Throw them away of course."
South African: "We don' t. We out them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell it to America."
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Submitted: 07/20/2010
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#2 - FFVIIcstrife (07/25/2010) [-]
i bet if this was in your Dirty jokes Comps it would get a bunch of thumbs.
User avatar #1 - Jennibabi (07/20/2010) [-]
I can't get the Coneheads out of my mind now. One of the best movies ever.
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