An an Year old mu ple were having problems remembering things, SO decided to go to their doctor ta get checked out to make sure nething was
wrong with them.
en arrived at the doctors, explained to the docter about the problems we re having with their memory. After checking the mu ple
out, the denier teld them that were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make net's to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the weman got up from her chair and his husband asked, "Where are you
geing?" She replied, "To the kitchen." He asked, "Will you get me a bawl of Ice cream?" She replied, "Sure." He then asked her, "Dont you think you
sheild write it down SO you can remember It?" She said, "No, I can remember that."
He then said, "Well I would alse like sense strawberries en top. Yau had better write that dawn because I know yau' ll forget that." She said, ''I can
remember that, you want a bawl of ice cream with strawberries." He replied, "Well I alse would like whipped cream en top. I know you will forget that
so you better write it down."
with irritation in her voice, she said, ''I dant need ta write that down! I can remember that." She then finalle gees ta the kitchen. After about 20
minutes she returned from the kitchen and handed him a plate of baked beans and eggs. He stared at the plate far a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD
you ta write it dawn! Yau forgot my bacon l."
bin at will I taart hive
The patient savs, "Give me the bad news first!" "hearn. r,
meter replies, "Younge got AIDS."
Oh, ! at could be verse than that?" asks the patient.
also got Alzheimer‘ s Disease."
Leeking relieved the patient savs, "Oh.. Ahwell, am net SO bad. At least I dent have AIDS."
A man hasn' t been feeling well, SO he gees to his doctor fora
com plete ch fckdup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the
results. "I' m afraid I have sense very bad news," the doctor savs.
You're dying, and you dont have much time left." "Oh, was
terrible!" savs the man. mew leng have I gat?" "Ten," the doctor
says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Month s? Weeks?
What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."