Joke(s) of the Day (20 July). More than just one joke today as i promised.<br /> I didnt make any of these up, i saw them and am posting them here for you le Jeux
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Joke(s) of the Day (20 July)

 
Joke(s) of the Day (20 July). More than just one joke today as i promised.<br /> I didnt make any of these up, i saw them and am posting them here for you

More than just one joke today as i promised.<br />
I didnt make any of these up, i saw them and am posting them here for your enjoyment.<br />
July 21: /funny_pictures/638578/Joke+s+of+the+Day+21+July/<br />
July 19 :/funny_pictures/632213/Joke+of+the+Day+19+July/<br />
July 18: /funny_pictures/629079/Joke+of+the+Day+18+July/

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Joke( s) ofthe Day (20 July)
Warning: Some ofthose jokes are really fucked up so if you are easly offended
remember they are JOKES.
A construction worker on the tth floor of a building forgot his handsaw at ground level. He was too
far away for his colleagues to hear him, so he used signals:
He pointed to his eyes, as in "I"
He pointed to his knees, as in "need"
He then moved his hand in a ) r) motion, mimicking the way you would use a
handsaw.
His colleague at the bottom dropped his pants, and off.
Outraged, the worker on the tth floor came down to find out what this was all about.
I fucking asked for a handsaws’?"
I know, I was trying to tell you I was coming"
Whats green and smells like pigs?
Kermit' s finger
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won' t believe what happened! Iwas taking a
shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex ayer
and ayer again, all the positions, everything."
His friend replies: "That' s great! Did you get a ?"
No, I the head."
And my personal favorite:
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a Kitkat Chunky."
The lady behind the till gets him a Kitkat Chunky and brings it backto him.
No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat bitch."
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