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#40 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
LOL nice one. I got one:

One night Gary comes home at 2 AM so drunk that he could barely keep his balance. He heads upstairs to find his wife sound asleep, so he decides to crash right beside her. Before he knew it Gary was standing in front of the Pearly White gates, along with St. Peter himself. He told Gary that he died of alcohol poisoning, and given how Gary's first life was pretty short he would be given a second chance. Gary could either reincarnate as a hen or a dog. Gary, curious about what it would be like to give birth, chose the hen. Before he knew it Gary was whisked away to some rural farm, surrounded by a few of the other hens. A rooster approached him telling him that he was expecting children from what was once Gary...
#43 to #40 - TypowOhSeVeN **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
I dont under stand the part with the rooser . . . At all
#42 to #40 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
Something slid out from underneath Gary the hen, he turned around to realize it was an egg! moments later Gary made a second egg, and a third. Gary began to like the idea of giving birth until his wife woke him up yelling "Good lord; GARY YOU'RE ******** IN THE BED!"
#68 to #42 - Womens Study Major (07/19/2010) [-]
lmao must've had a ****** night.
#44 to #42 - TypowOhSeVeN **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
Should had just left it as a stupid ending instead of adding more and making the joke FAIL
#45 to #44 - TypowOhSeVeN **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
That was a lil harsh I appologize
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