Joke of the Day (19 July)
Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: ''I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: Wes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in
five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.
When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of
fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about
Husband 1: ''It was horrible. I came home, there' s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn' t paid the bill; so I had
to take my wife out to dinner which was so that I didn' t have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an
hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that
I Couldn' t get it up for an hour and then I Couldn' t climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I Couldn' t fall
asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"