Jessi Slaughter Rap. got this from /b/. Don't really care about the whole thing but thought this was pretty funny<br /> EDIT: holy guys, front page and to
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Jessi Slaughter Rap

got this from /b/. Don't really care about the whole thing but thought this was pretty funny<br />
EDIT: holy **** guys, front page and top 15! thanks to everyone who thumbed!

u" "PHASE he
Nerthin is the story all about how
B. my life got ruined and dad flipped out.
Now I' d like to warn all the lying pricks em there:
I' ll tell you how the weer police have back traced your email.
In Dunnellon, Florida born and raised
on "1" eature is where I spend most of my days.
F' arayin' till I pass em and fueled till I bleed
and makin' brain slushies if haters cemo at me
Till a couple estrella who were up to no good
started ordering pizzas to my neighborhood.
They ruined my whole life. Now my dad' s insane!
He said, 'Consequences will never be the samef
I went to my school and when I got there
the principal said "Jessi, let' s clear the air.
Your parents dun geef' d, SC) We called fer child cared'
I said, "Get AIDS and die. We got mere friends than you, squarer
I pulled up sticky drama and started to say,
Suck my nonexistent penis you haters?
Looked at my chatroom, but no friends were in there!
So I wantto age look fer ) me rope and a chair.
Anonymous BNA EH () : 47 .
this is so much win
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Submitted: 07/18/2010
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#85 - ThreePenisWine **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (65 replies)
Wake up in the morning feeling like Mr. Slaughter,
Got my camera, I'm on the web, here to protect my daughter
Before I do, You dun goof'd, is what i exclaim,
now the consequences will never be the same.
I'm talking, THIS IS COMING FROM HER DAD DAD,
BILLY MAYS MOUSTACHE IS RAD RAD
THINK I NEEDA CHANGE MY PAD PAD.
#128 - TheFrench **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (10 replies)
Wake up in the morning feeling like Jessi Slaughter
Gonna make an explicit video featuring my father
Before I start imma make some brain slushies behind your back
Cuz when I start my video I'm gonna show my rack
#5 - anonymous (07/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
/b/ - The most clever ************* you'll ever see
#136 - APairOfDice **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
On the internet born and raised
Thought id saw everything in all of my days
Then i surfed 4chan for about an hour
Now Im Sittin in da fetal position in a cold shower.
User avatar #233 - phsycokidx (07/19/2010) [-]
who sung this in will smith's voice?
#279 - FireFoxx **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**FireFoxx rolls 334,901,856** dubz and i dun goofed
#187 - ThatGuyInTheCorner **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Who else read this in Will Smith's voice?
User avatar #148 - epicwincomments (07/19/2010) [-]
this whole story has taught me one thing: never **** with 4chan.
#1 - beardeddragon **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
then my mamma said dont move with your auntie and uncle in bellare
#119 - hauptishere **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
for some reason i read it to the beat
of the fresh prince of bel air themesong
was i suppose to?
#108 - anonymous (07/19/2010) [+] (6 replies)
what song is that a spoof of?
User avatar #113 to #108 - galgawine (07/19/2010) [-]
oh anon, you better be joking
#137 - korizakilla **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
that child had no clue what she was getting herself into..
User avatar #48 - Seinfeld (07/19/2010) [+] (8 replies)
DUDE SHE'S 11 YEARS OLD, YEAH SHE'S DUMB BUT COME ON, JUST IGNORE HER SHE ONLY WANTS ATTENTION.
#50 to #48 - IamTheDoctor **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
her ego is bigger than Dsends and shes 11 she needs to learn
#39 - snakeye **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
aren't you glad you were didn't have to go through adolescence on the internet? or at least you were still browsing neopets as a 10 year old and webcams were still sucky

User avatar #13 - midget gang bang (07/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I she ******* stupid she ****** with 4chan. You DON'T **** with 4chan.
Rule 1 AND 2 of the internet is that you DON'T **** WITH 4CHAN.
#102 - iLiekCupcakez **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
I ******* love the internet.
#3 - ChuckdaNorris **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Did they really troll her to death?
User avatar #22 to #3 - mildienater (07/19/2010) [-]
cmone the bitch doesnt know how to use a gun or tie the knot for hanging
#145 - CyberPoliceCommand **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You don't stop makin fun of her and i'll backtrace your ass. The consequences will NEVAR be teh same!
#38 - Funnymick (07/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Backtrace Emails

Inform Cyber Police

Make Consequences Different

PROFIT
User avatar #28 - Twistolime (07/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this just makes me even more scared of /b/ :O
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