Joke of the Day (18 July). Something new I'm trying. Will post a funny joke or two everyday if this is successful.<br /> EDIT: Thanks for the Front Page!! joke of the day hello twilight your Mom anything whatever this that
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Joke of the Day (18 July)

Joke of the Day (18 July). Something new I'm trying. Will post a funny joke or two everyday if this is successful.<br /> EDIT: Thanks for the Front Page!!

Something new I'm trying. Will post a funny joke or two everyday if this is successful.<br />
EDIT: Thanks for the Front Page!!!<br />
July 19:funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/632213/Joke+of+the+Day+19+July/

I' ll never forget my wife' s last words:
Happy Birthday darling; We got us
two tickets to see Twilight."
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#3 - gilburtt (07/18/2010) [-]
grounds for homocide right there
User avatar #32 - XstormsX (07/19/2010) [-]
They never did find the body
User avatar #30 - philmstud (07/19/2010) [-]
Flawless Win.
#29 - ThatBigDude **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
we can understand if you want to kill yourself
User avatar #27 - BlackHand (07/19/2010) [-]
bad marriage much?
User avatar #28 - UKDan (07/19/2010) [-]
my sister dragged my bro in law to see this **** , god do i feel sorry for him
#25 - Ouronlysavior **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
*insert rage moment here*
+3
#6 - magickoala **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 - funkiimunkee **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
evidence hmmm it seems he used a gift wrapped justin bieber cd as the weapon
#11 - KEA **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
nice post.
but i can't help but be bothered by the first quotation mark, and that silly comma O.o
User avatar #15 to #11 - mrchuck (07/19/2010) [-]
Yeah i know its the font. I didnt realise until i posted it and it was too late.
User avatar #8 - EpicFacePalm (07/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Twilight won't make you want to scratch your eyes and ears out like Justin bieber would, it'd just be boring and over-dramatic.
User avatar #19 to #9 - EpicFacePalm (07/19/2010) [-]
You all take it too seriously. It's just stupid teenage girl love-drama **** . And I feel kinda offended when people use sexual subjects improperly, as I'm an expert on the subject. There's no Bestiality in it unless she is actually having sex with a wolf, not a gay werewolf in HUMAN form. And Necrophilia is having sex with a DEAD body. Vampires are UNDEAD not dead. I know "Edwards not an actual vampire" but I'm being technical right now.
User avatar #37 - MCPO (07/20/2010) [-]
THAT BITCH!
#36 - ikeelyou **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
Ya know, there was a guy that actually, if I remember correctly, shot his wife and burned down their house because she said she like the wolves in Twilight. Here is the story-----> http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2010/07/charles_fisher_homicidal_husba.php
#35 - crispybaconhalo **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
"i thought i said no presents this year"
#31 - Harlan **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
i would have ninjaded her before she finished twili-
#24 - fefe (07/19/2010) [-]
I would shoot my wife...and since the 18 of july is my bday its really not funny
#23 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
my wife never head last words
but when i dug her up her tombstone said she liked to play fetch with her owner
#10 - MotherSuperior **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (10 replies)
My husband got me Lady Gaga tickets for my birthday, so I shot him and took my girlfriend(but dont tell the sisters!)
#12 to #10 - KEA **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
zomg! blasphemy!
User avatar #4 - NicIsKewl (07/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
hmm it seems we found the motive
#1 - uberchinchillaz **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
lawl!
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