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******* HELL<br />
FRONT PAGE?!<br />
Thanks! You got me up 4 levels <br />
EDIT:<br />
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Thanks guys!

HEW! I' m an Antivirus software that will
protect your computer from harmful files.
You can download a trial version of me
and or protect you from viruses for FREE!
Hey it' s me, Antivirus program.
Just wanted to let you know that I' m here
totally protecting your computer, You just
sit back and relax.
Hey just FYI We totally been keeping E
your computer safe. Wanna Know
how many times We protected your
computer? 121. You should totally
Upgrade to the paid version.
It' s even better.
Whoa dude you just got seriously El
attacked, But I totally saved you. .
You should upgrade to the paid version
Plus you' re running out of time with this
trial version.
Listen man, I know i send you a
message every time you open your
com puter. but its only because I one so
damn much about protecting you,
Now pay for the updated version.
Trust me, Boned stuff will happen .
r" ' re practically out of time!
Do you have any Idea what will happen
when this trial expires? I' m not trying
to pressure you or anythin g, but let me
put it this way, do you remember how
bad the movie 2012 was? Yeah well
take how bad that movie was and
multiply it by too. also the planet will
probably fall apart like in the movie.
rm now here to make sure you don' t
enjoy a minute of your time on the
computer without being reminded
of your imminent demise.
i hate you.
Madhouse Diaries
Spam F' % Frying pans."
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Submitted: 07/18/2010
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#33 - SuperSoldierXXY (07/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Once, while surfing the Internet, I had an ad inform me that my PC could be infected with viruses, and asked if it could do a scan. Curious, and slightly worried, I clicked yes. The scan took about twelve seconds, and in the end it said that my C: drive and D: drive together had roughly a few thousand viruses on them. I laughed at that point, as I'm pretty sure the iPod Touch I was using didn't have a C: or D: drive.
User avatar #1 - derkadur (07/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Antivirus protection is like a desperate girlfriend
User avatar #61 - xxDestinyxx (07/19/2010) [+] (5 replies)
This guy got 121 viruses in less than a minute? What the **** was he doing?
#7 - Fritzlol **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
2012 times 100, wow that's like 201200.
#183 - team omga **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Its 11:01 the whole time... so The trail lasted a few Seconds?
User avatar #60 - CabooseMichael (07/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
My friend got a virus that wouldn't let him open ANYTHING. It always said " is infected, could not open" We got pissed and tore open his desktop tower, smashed the hard drive with a hammer, scraped the processor with a screwdriver, then threw it on the driveway and started beating it with a sledgehammer. We threw it on the curb and put a "Free" sign next to it. An hour later, it was gone O.o
User avatar #67 to #66 - CabooseMichael (07/19/2010) [-]
Well it should feed more than 1, because it had about 300 GigaBITES!
User avatar #19 - Deathheart (07/18/2010) [-]
i just had a virus like this. It would claim i needed to download it since I was suddenly infested with viruses.

Made porno pop ups come up every like 5 minutes.

Why did I get my comp fixed...?
#74 - pokemonkicker **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
2012??? the last airbender sucked more ass than that
#82 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2010) [-]
so uhh... i guess that either you turn your computer on at exactly 11:01 everyday or all of those messages happened accordingly.
User avatar #22 - EpicFacePalm (07/18/2010) [+] (9 replies)
I have to keep reformatting my PC because despite the fact that every time I've had anti-virus, (Avast, Avira, AVG, then I eventually switched to paying programs) they fail every time by failing to block a virus, then they try to get rid of it, but they can't. I don't even download much or watch porn ever on that computer.

It's like anti virus programs forget to stop viruses, and then I get one, and they just go "Oh well, you're ****** . Why should I have to get rid of it? It's not like, what I'm programmed to do or anything"

It FORCED me to buy a Mac so I could work without viruses. Can you imagine being FORCED to buy a MAC?
User avatar #207 - Thenewguygunther (07/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
when i'm on facebook and no ones chatting with me i get happy when norton reminds me its protecting me, it makes me feel like i have a friend who wants to talk to me
User avatar #174 - Kingpopinlockin (07/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Is that Norton?
#117 - ODENTOAST **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**ODENTOAST rolls 4,243** dubs and im going to the docks and gettin me a hooker
User avatar #45 - kevman (07/18/2010) [-]
thats a sucky trial,it doesnt even last a minute
User avatar #8 - ImAnEagle (07/18/2010) [-]
wow, they turned their computer on and off 9 times in less than a minute!
#95 - Data **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
And that is why I learned to search through Processes to find viruses. XD
Has anyone here ever got one of those fake Anti Virus programs that randomly appear on your computer? You didn't download it, but it's there. So whenever one randomly appears I shut down my computer, restart it, quickly open task manager and delete the process before it can disable anything. I then search through my whole computer and delete every virus I can find. Of course, the little things are hard to spot and blend in with thousands of files... and sure, it burns hours of my time, but I'm not paying 100 dollars for a anti virus programs! Nuh uh!
User avatar #96 to #95 - LordOfHate (07/19/2010) [-]
maleware bytes anti-malware
you didnt hear it from me
-blends into the shadows and fades away-
#71 - ShinyTyphlosion **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
but...........i like 2012
User avatar #42 - DroidToyiu (07/18/2010) [-]
Ok, recently on my grandmas computer she downloaded an anti-virus software that turned out to be the virus/black mailing software itself. It would constantly come up with errors anytime you tried to open anything and the only thing you could do besides turn the computer on was upgrade to the full version which cost $40 to 'save' your computer. So we wiped the hard drive completely.... gotta love the fact your own computer can black mail you.....
#3 - TheseComicsAreShit **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
Actually I quite like this one....

Did I really just say that???

Must be going soft in my old age...
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