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Thanks for getting this to the front page, the joke came from a best friend Aneko and others deserved to read its greatness

Alright, so there' s this bus full of ugly people. And all of a
sudden the bus wrecks and everyone dies. So now everyone
goes and waits at the gates of heaven and god is waiting there
for them all. While everyone is in line god says to the first
person in line ''I will grant you one wish before you enter" so
the guy thinks for a while and says, "You know, I' been ugly
all my life. I wish to be gorgeous." So god grants his wish and
the person behind him goes "You know, that' s a great idea,
make me gorgeous too." People in line are really liking this
idea since they' been ugly all their lives and this continues
to about halfway through the line when a man at the end
starts laughing while more and more people are wishing to he
gorgeous, This wish continues and now there' s only a few
people left and now this guy at the end is busting up, rolling
on the ground laughing his ass off and then the guy in front of
him goes and again, wishes to be gorgeous. So now the guy
at the end is up for his wish and he straightens up, calms
down and tries to hold down a straight face and god asks him
What would you like to wish for?" The man answers trying
not to laugh, "Make them all ugly again"
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User avatar #87 - Fuss (07/18/2010) [-]
This would have been better than the actual story if you just left it at the beginning. "Alright so there's this bus full of ugly people, and all of the sudden, the bus crashes, and they all die. Then end."
#66 - thereallAshKetchum **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
god gave that man a high five
#64 - aznblackguy **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
trolls: they are even found in heaven
User avatar #269 - WolfRider (07/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
its funny if you only read the first 2 sentences
#91 - pedosoraptor **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
they let trolls go to heaven these days?!
#79 - xXJkillerXx **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I would have wished to be alive again...
User avatar #14 - Pedopotato (07/18/2010) [+] (7 replies)
I bet this guy was from /B/ *salutes*
#189 - mrgluestlck **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
such a troll
User avatar #13 - adamsvette (07/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
...and then he went to hell.
#47 - KrazyRed **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
There are trolls in heaven?
User avatar #154 - Tenso (07/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
and he was promptly sent to hell
#142 - shneesus (07/18/2010) [-]
Once upon a time, there was a bus full of ugly people. They were so ugly that everyone died. The end.
#127 - doitforthelulz **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
Mississippi


A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more.you foul-mouthed swine,retorted the lady You need to login to view this link this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!
Hey, coola down lady, said the man. Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi.

#60 - NorwegianForestCat **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
Meh. It was an O.K. joke, but I don't think it was worth reading all that text for.
:/
User avatar #31 - jogz (07/18/2010) [-]
I thought trolls would end up doomed for all eternity in the 9th circle of 4chan!
#30 - bearycool **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
"and that my son is how you should troll."
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2010) [-]
What if that was a trick question and the right wish was "I wish to get into Heaven, regardless of how I've lived my life"
#202 - Brigadier **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Ok. So there's a bus of fat people. It crashes and everyone dies.

I ******* love the introduction!
#105 - AlphaOmegaX (07/18/2010) [-]
i havnt lol-ed so hard on funnyjunk is such a long time, great joke ^_^
#102 - killedkenny **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
That last guy is such a troll.
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