Worth the Read. Thanks for getting this to the front page, the joke came from a best friend Aneko and others deserved to read its greatness. Alright, so there'  Worth the Read Thanks for getting this to front page joke came from a best friend Aneko and others deserved read its greatness Alright so there'
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Worth the Read. Thanks for getting this to the front page, the joke came from a best friend Aneko and others deserved to read its greatness. Alright, so there'

Thanks for getting this to the front page, the joke came from a best friend Aneko and others deserved to read its greatness

Alright, so there' s this bus full of ugly people. And all of a
sudden the bus wrecks and everyone dies. So now everyone
goes and waits at the gates of heaven and god is waiting there
for them all. While everyone is in line god says to the first
person in line ''I will grant you one wish before you enter" so
the guy thinks for a while and says, "You know, I' been ugly
all my life. I wish to be gorgeous." So god grants his wish and
the person behind him goes "You know, that' s a great idea,
make me gorgeous too." People in line are really liking this
idea since they' been ugly all their lives and this continues
to about halfway through the line when a man at the end
starts laughing while more and more people are wishing to he
gorgeous, This wish continues and now there' s only a few
people left and now this guy at the end is busting up, rolling
on the ground laughing his ass off and then the guy in front of
him goes and again, wishes to be gorgeous. So now the guy
at the end is up for his wish and he straightens up, calms
down and tries to hold down a straight face and god asks him
What would you like to wish for?" The man answers trying
not to laugh, "Make them all ugly again"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #87 - Fuss
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(07/18/2010) [-]
This would have been better than the actual story if you just left it at the beginning. "Alright so there's this bus full of ugly people, and all of the sudden, the bus crashes, and they all die. Then end."
#66 - thereallAshKetchum **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
god gave that man a high five
#64 - aznblackguy **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
trolls: they are even found in heaven
User avatar #80 to #64 - krispybananaz
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(07/18/2010) [-]
your avatar made that better
#86 to #80 - aznblackguy **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
oh NOW i get an AC130????? every ****** time i play mw2, i NEVER get it!!!
User avatar #321 to #86 - krispybananaz
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(07/19/2010) [-]
hehehe
#89 to #64 - TheFrench **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
probl-?
up in heaven: em?
User avatar #269 - WolfRider
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(07/19/2010) [-]
its funny if you only read the first 2 sentences
User avatar #279 to #269 - WhatIsGwaning
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(07/19/2010) [-]
funnier if it was ginger people, not ugly people
#293 to #279 - Nidmorrfun
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(07/19/2010) [-]
funnier if there were ugly ginger kids . Oh wait...
User avatar #271 to #269 - skullboy
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(07/19/2010) [-]
made me laugh more then the pic
#91 - pedosoraptor **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
they let trolls go to heaven these days?!
User avatar #100 to #91 - NoButSeriously
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(07/18/2010) [-]
trolls don't go to heaven. They're trolls.
User avatar #104 to #100 - TheReich
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(07/18/2010) [-]
They get to go to troll HELL for all I care :P
User avatar #107 to #104 - TheReich
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(07/18/2010) [-]
*tourettes guy voice*
User avatar #115 to #91 - crackatrax
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(07/18/2010) [-]
Have you heard of Jesus. biggest troll ever
#118 to #91 - birdhasamustache **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
Nice name man!
#79 - xXJkillerXx **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
I would have wished to be alive again...
User avatar #98 to #79 - BILLYBAM
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(07/18/2010) [-]
why if you could have everlasting life with out pain or reposts
User avatar #14 - Pedopotato
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(07/18/2010) [-]
I bet this guy was from /B/ *salutes*
#17 to #14 - anon id: 5cebc841
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(07/18/2010) [-]
da **** is /B/?
User avatar #23 to #17 - RawrberryDelphi
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(07/18/2010) [-]
I find it hilarious that an anon doesn't know what /b/ is.
#59 to #23 - anon id: 147bc930
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(07/18/2010) [-]
i find it hilarious about how much of a bitch you are
User avatar #92 to #59 - RawrberryDelphi
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(07/18/2010) [-]
Little sensitive aren't we?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Pedopotato
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(07/18/2010) [-]
You don't know what /b/ is?
User avatar #27 to #18 - supersparta
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(07/18/2010) [-]
He knows what /b/ is, but he's making fun of you for calling it /B/, when it's called /b/
#55 to #17 - anon id: 147bc930
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(07/18/2010) [-]
yeh wats /B/?
#189 - mrgluestlck **User deleted account**
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(07/19/2010) [-]
such a troll
User avatar #13 - adamsvette
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(07/18/2010) [-]
...and then he went to hell.
User avatar #20 to #13 - BornToBeAWESOME
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(07/18/2010) [-]
Worth it.
#47 - KrazyRed **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
There are trolls in heaven?
#48 to #47 - bullakullen **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
You,sir, deserve a medal. A big, long, hard, medal
#67 to #48 - elmblad **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
a big, long, hard, metal, **********.