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Some Funny Jokes pt 3

Enjoy some funny jokes I love <br />
Here is pt 4 guys!<br /><br />
Wow first page, never expected that to happen well that means more people can have a laugh, thanks guys

Vegas Coke Machine
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and
gets a Coke.
She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.
She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.
She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.
Finally, the man behind her says, "Hey, lady. Do you think I could use the
She replies, "Fuck off! Can' t you see I' m winning?"
Sneaking Home
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
You know, I don' t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we' been out
drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, youve obviously taking the wrong approach. I
screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the
closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife' s butt and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she' s
always sound asleep."
Scared monkey
Cine day a lion was walking around thejuggla sad and lonely, when he spotted a
monkey up in a tree. He yelled up to the monkey to come down and play, but the
monkey was too scared. So the lion asked the monkey what he could do to make
him feel comfortable enough to come down. The monkey said, " you tie yourself up
I' ll come down." So the lion ties himself up, but as the monkey came down he started
The lion said, "Hey, monkey, you don' t have to be scared! I' m not going to eat you;
I' m tied up real tight."
l know," said the monkey. "That' s not why I' m shaking."
So why are you shaking?" asked the lion.
Well," said the monkey, "it' sjust that We never had sex with a lion before."
Run with us!
Cine fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest.
He sees a giraffe rolling anoint. "Giraffe, giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run
with me instead!"
So the giraffe stops rolling disjoint and runs with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing lines. Says the rabbit: "Elephant,
elephant, why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
So the elephant stops and goes running with the two. Then they come across a
lion preparing a syringe. "Lion, lion," cries the rabbit, "Why do you do drugs?
Come run with us instead."
The lion, with a mighty roar, bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry. "Why did you do that? All he was trying to
do was to help you out!"
The lion replied, "Damn rabbit always makes me run around the friggin' forest
when he' s on speed!"
This is going to be my last "Some Funny Jokes" unless more is wanted
by popular demand.
Thanks for reading, sorry if any retoasts
Leave your feedback please thumbs up or down it' s all good I!
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Submitted: 07/17/2010
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#55 - anonymous (07/18/2010) [+] (10 replies)
**anonymous rolls 1** my dick in inches
#70 - anonymous (07/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolls 9** my dick in inches
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**anonymous rolls 4** your actual dick in inches
User avatar #33 - rockerforlife (07/18/2010) [+] (6 replies)
roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end. Light it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends
#1 - Sexypants **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
That was good make another
#91 - Xjesus **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
omg the blonde and the coke machine wat a dumb bitch xD
#76 - anonymous (07/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
**anonymous rolls 80** doubles and I get dedication
User avatar #81 to #76 - BILLYBAM (07/18/2010) [-]
silly anon you need to be a member to have a detiction
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#48 - DeepEnd **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
#44 - hawaiikid **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Bangs the rabbit to smithereens"
#11 - popular **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #52 - Razierw (07/18/2010) [+] (6 replies)
wow - somebody actually FUNNY on FUNNYJUNK! it's not interesting, or cool, or a load of facts - it's jokes. Please stay.
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#3 - Cjoatkinson **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
keep going
#2 - TheRealRageGuy **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
MOAR and send me da link
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User avatar #25 - sonicpwr (07/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
more is wanted, please make more
#26 to #25 - PwnedByADuck **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
there is more sonicpwr, click "more" in the description above and theres a link, hope you enjoy and please don't forget to thumb up or down :)
#23 - EnragedFerret **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?

Turn it over....
#24 to #23 - PwnedByADuck **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
somehow I doubt that would be a pretty sight o_O
#4 - supakoolguy **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
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