Some Funny Jokes pt 2. Here is some more jokes that I find funny<br /> Sorry if any are retoasts but I havn't seen them!. Part 2! A young man gees into a  jokes funny jokes PwnedByADuck
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Some Funny Jokes pt 2. Here is some more jokes that I find funny<br /> Sorry if any are retoasts but I havn't seen them!. Part 2! A young man gees into a

Here is some more jokes that I find funny<br />
Sorry if any are retoasts but I havn't seen them!

Part 2!
A young man gees into a drug store to buy condoms. The
pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and
asks which the young man wants.
Well," he said, ''I' been seeing this girl for a while and she' s
really hot. I want the condoms Because I think tonight' s "the"
night. We' re having dinner with her parents, and then we' re going
out. And I' got a feeling I' m gonna get lucky after that. once
she' s had me, she' ll want me all the time, so yeu' d better give me
the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and
her parents. He asks if he might give the Blessing and they agree.
He Begins the prayer, But continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you
were such a religious person."
The Boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that
your father is a pharmacist."
A doctor tells the patient: we have some bad news and
worse news abaut your illness
Patient: what is the bad news?
Doctor: well, the bad news is you only got 24 hours to live
Patient: omg! what can be worse than that
Doctor: well, i tried to a hold of you yesterday
Bat Vision
Once there were three Bats. They lived in a cave surrounded
by three castles. One night the bats made a Bet to see who
could drink the most bleed.
The turst Bat comes home one night and has bleed dripping
oft his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how
much bleed he had drunk.
The turst Bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the
bleed of three people." The second bat gees out on his night
and comes back with bleed around his mouth. The other two
Bats are astonished and ask how many people' s bleed had he
drunk. The Bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the
bleed of tave people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes Back covered
in bleed. This was totally amazing to the other two Bats. They
ask how much bleed he drank. The rrd bat said, "See that
castle over there?" and the other Bats nod. "Well," says the
Note: If you den' t get it straight away give it a minute 3
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#30 - AnonymousG **User deleted account**
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User avatar #32 to #30 - deaththekid
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you stole that from the last picture of then wird star frum sponge bob
#33 to #32 - AnonymousG **User deleted account**
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User avatar #34 to #33 - deaththekid
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*facepalm the return*
#36 to #34 - AnonymousG **User deleted account**
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User avatar #37 to #36 - deaththekid
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mmmmhhmm shanikwa be all like to your roll
#38 to #37 - AnonymousG **User deleted account**
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User avatar #39 to #38 - deaththekid
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oye cayate tu so cherna..........hhmmm surprise surprise
User avatar #19 - MadameSir
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(07/18/2010) [-]
I was expecting a period joke on that last one.
Oh well, still funny. :)
#23 to #19 - bigballsjohnson **User deleted account**
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Lets Bang
#24 to #23 - anon id: 717bf2fa
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When this guy wants it, he REALLY wants it.
#41 to #19 - lawlkid **User deleted account**
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as was i....unexpected eh?
User avatar #25 to #19 - praleson
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dubs and you bang big balls johnson *roll 9*
#52 to #25 - bigballsjohnson **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
=] rape face
User avatar #26 to #19 - praleson
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**praleson rolls 893,380,332**
#50 - hankwareagle **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2010) [-]
ok the third bat ran into the wall and got a booboo and he is mad because he has to go to weinie hut jrs and he isnt allowed into the baddest bar in bikini bottom
User avatar #72 to #50 - Crimsonfox
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The salty spitoon?
#76 to #72 - hankwareagle **User deleted account**
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yes the salty spitoon
#61 - DSendlovesthecock **User deleted account**
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How do you start a Jewish Marathon?

Roll a Penny down a Hill.
User avatar #60 - Joseph Stalin
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A man goes for a job interview as a TV news broadcaster. It went quite well, except for the fact that he kept winking and stammering. The interviewer asks him about this and the man replies, "Oh don't worry, if I take a couple of aspirin I stop for an hour."

The interviewer asks him to show him, so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out several packets of condoms before finding the aspirin which stops his impediment. "That's amazing", the interviewer says, "but I'm afraid we can't accept such a womanizer at this company." The man defiantly exclaims that he's a faithful, married man.

"So how do you explain all the condoms then?" asks the interviewer.

"Well do you know how hard it is to buy some aspirin while winking constantly?"
#10 - anon id: d8a20cd8
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lol the bat drank everyone's blood in 2 castles
#17 to #10 - anon id: 6f0efb5b
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lol ok no u dont get it. and to save u the trouble, hes saying he didnt see the castle, and hes covered in blood....... he ran into it. get it now?
User avatar #20 to #17 - Baxterrible
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Wrong anon is wrong.
the bat didn't DRINK any, he's a messy eater.
#42 to #20 - lightwolfess **User deleted account**
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he ran into the castle. literally.
#35 to #20 - anon id: a86cff15
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He is correct
#21 to #20 - anon id: 261aee97
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scrape and lick
#31 to #21 - anon id: 8319d246
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ahlahlahlah
#18 to #17 - zistheman **User deleted account**
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PERIOD JUICE

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#1 - thehankhill **User deleted account**
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i cant figure out the bat one halp plz
#2 to #1 - PwnedByADuck [OP] **User deleted account**
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Basicly he flew straight into the castle and the blood is his own
#4 to #2 - thehankhill **User deleted account**
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i thought it would be some clever bat anatomical humor i guess i over thought it
#8 to #1 - zickenlotto
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all of you wrong lol... Bats can't see... They use Eco :)
#11 to #8 - anon id: 48a80eb8
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they can see but they use echolocation primarily because they live in the dark
User avatar #14 to #11 - Mahazama
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yea but the bat won't fly into a wall if it knows there is a wall there >.>
#3 to #1 - TheSitarHero **User deleted account**
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I think he flew into the castle...
#53 - potsmokingmonkey
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seen the first joke a while ago. other two made me lol. thumb for you
#49 - anon id: affcd0be
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(07/18/2010) [-]
all my comments were all
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo"
User avatar #48 - LordGaga
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Doctor one is old, but the rest are good, man.