A young man gees into a drug store to buy condoms. The
pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and
asks which the young man wants.
Well," he said, ''I' been seeing this girl for a while and she' s
really hot. I want the condoms Because I think tonight' s "the"
night. We' re having dinner with her parents, and then we' re going
out. And I' got a feeling I' m gonna get lucky after that. once
she' s had me, she' ll want me all the time, so yeu' d better give me
the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and
her parents. He asks if he might give the Blessing and they agree.
He Begins the prayer, But continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you
were such a religious person."
The Boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that
your father is a pharmacist."
A doctor tells the patient: we have some bad news and
worse news abaut your illness
Patient: what is the bad news?
Doctor: well, the bad news is you only got 24 hours to live
Patient: omg! what can be worse than that
Doctor: well, i tried to a hold of you yesterday
Once there were three Bats. They lived in a cave surrounded
by three castles. One night the bats made a Bet to see who
could drink the most bleed.
The turst Bat comes home one night and has bleed dripping
oft his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how
much bleed he had drunk.
The turst Bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the
bleed of three people." The second bat gees out on his night
and comes back with bleed around his mouth. The other two
Bats are astonished and ask how many people' s bleed had he
drunk. The Bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the
bleed of tave people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes Back covered
in bleed. This was totally amazing to the other two Bats. They
ask how much bleed he drank. The rrd bat said, "See that
castle over there?" and the other Bats nod. "Well," says the
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