Desperate Student. I have to admit, I'd do this too. Just for the WTF look on her face.. Anything A student comes to a young professor' s whee hams. She glances
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Desperate Student

I have to admit, I'd do this too. Just for the WTF look on her face.

Anything
A student comes to a young professor' s whee
hams. She glances dawn the hall, closes his door,
kneels pleadingly. ''I would dd anything to pass this
exam."
She leans closer to him, blips back her hair, gazes
meaningfully into his eyes.
I mean..." she whispers, 'Cl would ... anything!"
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
Yes, anything!"
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would ?"
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Submitted: 07/16/2010
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#94 - CIS White Male (07/17/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I'd put flash cards on my belly button, she can study and please at the same time.
#1 - Spritester (07/16/2010) [+] (9 replies)
I did this to a girl once, only she was asking for my help in cheating. It was the most worthwhile bitch slap in my life (:
User avatar #14 - handbanana (07/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"I would do anything to get thumbs. I mean...I would do....anything."
"Anything?"
"Yes, anything!"
"Would you...repost?"
User avatar #128 - inToxicAsian (07/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
my dick went from / to ___ in four seconds lol
#130 to #128 - sergentsphincter **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
your penis is longer when it's floppy?

that ***** ****** up man
User avatar #158 - TheAssassin (07/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I hate how so many stupid girls are attractive; it causes disagreements between my penis and my brain.
User avatar #79 - IEpicWinGuyI (07/17/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Would you....repost?
User avatar #53 - yena (07/17/2010) [-]
LOLJK get on your knees
User avatar #137 - Guyoo (07/17/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I'd **** her
#138 to #137 - CIS White Male (07/17/2010) [-]
It never said how attractive she is, so have fun shagging that whale.
User avatar #42 - DrPeppir (07/17/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I feel I've seen this before...
hmmmmmm....
what's the word for that? [trollface]
User avatar #46 to #42 - Dart (07/17/2010) [-]
Deja Vu.
#148 - GinjaKid **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
I LOVE FUNNY JUNK
#181 - CIS White Male (07/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
please thumb down me!
User avatar #39 - Monopolus (07/17/2010) [-]
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.
#161 - Nightfox **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
I guess you could say that this deal...

*puts on sunglasses*

Blows.

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
User avatar #102 - shadowhawk (07/17/2010) [-]
first i fapped
then i :\
then i fapped
#70 - CIS White Male (07/17/2010) [-]
The girl was Justin Bieber. That is why the professor could resist.


User avatar #48 - Dart (07/17/2010) [-]
I would NOT risk losing my job over one dumbass chick.
#43 - KrazyRed **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
way to resist temptation my good sir
#8 - hacman **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
this man really doesnt want to go to prison that or shes fugly
User avatar #136 - potatomonkeys (07/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If its funny and you know it clap your hands!
User avatar #89 - bullard (07/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
ud rather see her with a confused look on her face instead of sex? I'm afraid i've got something to tell you .....
User avatar #91 to #89 - ashesthecat (07/17/2010) [-]
he would loose his job and go to jail......
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