Some Funny Jokes. Some random funny jokes I love. Hippie and the Nun One day a hippie gets a ride a public bus and sees a patyoung nun. He sits clown nextag) he jokes funny jokes PwnedByADuck

Some Funny Jokes

Some random funny jokes I love

Hippie and the Nun
One day a hippie gets a ride a public bus and sees a patyoung
nun. He sits clown nextag) her and promptly asks if she wpuld like to
have sex, to which she immediately aaye he and walke off the bus. The
bus driver leans pver and aaye "Hey guy I knpw get that nun to
have sex with you..."
Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus him that every night at
midnight the nun ghee to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her
fer her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she
will be forgiven if she has sex with ypu.
The hippie gives his thanke and runs to the nearest costume shop.
evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives
clown to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, her knees. He
aaye "Behold, I have heard ypur prayers and yeti shall be forgiven ifyou
have sex with mel"
The nun agreei but asks ifthey can have anal sex in keep her
virginity. The hippie agreei and price they are finished the hippie
jumps back and pulls off his mask and aaye "Burma, its me the
The up and pulls off her mask and aaye "Surprise, its me the
bus driver!"
Sunday school lesson
Little Janice wae not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept
through class. One day the teacher called meawhile she wae napping,
Tell me Janice, whp created the universe?" When Janice didn' t stir, little
Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, tpok a pin her
in the rear.
God almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and
Janice fell back asleep.
A while afterthe teacher asked Janice, "Wine is pur Lord and Saviour."
But, Janice didn' t even her slumber. Once again, Johnny came
to the rescue and stuck her again.
Jesus Chat!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and
Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third (cuestion. "What did Eve
Adam after she had child?" and again,
hurwitz the pin.
This time up and shouted, " stick me with that thing
pne mpre time, I' ll break it in half and stick it up ypur abel"
the teacher fainted!
Sorry if any of these are retoaste
Please leave feedback good pr bad is appreciated "
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Submitted: 07/16/2010
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User avatar #8 - CptnMagnificent (07/18/2010) [-]
Is the Bus Driver actually ever mentioned to be male?
User avatar #3 - CapObvious ONLINE (07/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Ahhhh, my eyes! My eyes!! Everything is red!!! Too much green, aaarrghhhhh!
But funny as hell, 1 up ;)
#4 to #3 - PwnedByADuck **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
Yeah I am really sorry about that I realised it was a terrible idea after I posted but oh well check out my other parts they have a miles better background :)
#2 - Then **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
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