Mexican Maid. . Mexican Maid Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: Wow
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Mexican Maid
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
My wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: Wow Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increased
The first reason is that I iron better than you'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: "Your husband said so_'
Wife: 'Chl'
Maria: The second reason is that I an a better cook than you'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: "Your husband did/
Wife: 'Dhl'
Maria: "My third reason is that I an a better lover than you'
Wife: (really furious now) Bid my husband say that as we'll?'
Maria: To Senora _the gardener did_'
Wife: Ho how much do you want?'
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Submitted: 07/16/2010
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User avatar #23 - HIMTheSixSixSix (07/16/2010) [+] (14 replies)
Meeser Superman no here...
User avatar #189 - Slipperynuts (07/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Who read the maid's voice in conseula's?
#174 - youralcoholicdad **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"hello? are you the new maid?"
"si"
"listen i dont wanna point any fingers but im missing about a thousand dollars in play money"
"i take"
"what, you took it?"
"si"
"well, give it back!"
"come get, bitchhh"
User avatar #58 - SteyrAUG (07/16/2010) [+] (13 replies)
And THAT, boys and girls, is why mexicans will only lead to trouble.

Oh, and cheating is bad too.
User avatar #117 - tehleetzorz (07/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
misser superman not here..

Well can you you just give him this flyer...

no...no... i have no money

No, can you just-

nooo...nooo.. *closes cave door*
User avatar #21 - bugkiller (07/16/2010) [-]
my maid needs lemon pledge
#64 - anonymous (07/16/2010) [-]
I like how she gets really angry when she thinks her husband is cheating, but it turns out she's the slut. I would say whore like everyone else, but they usually get paid.
User avatar #157 - reptaur (07/17/2010) [+] (5 replies)
who else thought of consuela off of family guy?
User avatar #2 - AvatarAirBender (07/16/2010) [+] (5 replies)
We need more lemon pledge.
User avatar #119 - Gotta Be KD (07/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Jokes about mexican people arent funny. In fact I find them BORDER line ofFENCEive
User avatar #97 - edgeomatic (07/16/2010) [+] (8 replies)
We need more lemon pledge....
User avatar #140 - epochpenors (07/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You're fired!
No, no, I stay
+11
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#127 - FiveFingerOwnage **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
No no, we need more lemon pledge
#132 - supertaters (07/17/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Y-yes can you give this flyer to--


n-no meeser superman no is here
User avatar #18 - dontya (07/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get it...
explain?
User avatar #19 to #18 - penguinicus (07/16/2010) [-]
The lady is a cheating slut and the maid is blackmailing her
#6 - TehBigFairy **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i read it in consuelas voice
#193 - anonymous (07/17/2010) [-]
She doesn't need a pay increase, just more Lemon Pledge
User avatar #155 - shadowbolt (07/17/2010) [-]
"What are your demands?"
"We need more Lemon Pledge..."
"As the maid it's your job to get the supplies."
"Noooooooooooo......nooooooooo."
#152 - RageguyFuckyea **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i dont get it...
User avatar #153 to #152 - shadowbolt (07/17/2010) [-]
The wife was ******* the gardener.
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