Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
My wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: Wow Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increased
The first reason is that I iron better than you'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: "Your husband said so_'
Maria: The second reason is that I an a better cook than you'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: "Your husband did/
Maria: "My third reason is that I an a better lover than you'
Wife: (really furious now) Bid my husband say that as we'll?'
Maria: To Senora _the gardener did_'
Wife: Ho how much do you want?'