blondes. . It was the mailman' s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived
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It was the mailman' s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the
same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him
and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she
blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced,
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fitted him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham,
sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
as she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bin sticking out from under the cop' s bottom edge. "All this was just too
wonderful for words," he said, "but what' s the dollar for?"
Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do
something special for you. I asked him what to give you,"
He said, ‘Fuck him, give him a dollar,"
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea,"
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