Manual For Your Nigger.. i couldn't stop laughing at this <br /> i hope you all enjoy.. NAGGER OWNERS MANUAL Congratulations on your purchase of a brand n
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Manual For Your Nigger.

i couldn't stop laughing at this <br />
i hope you all enjoy.

NAGGER OWNERS MANUAL
Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nugget! V handled properly, your woman wren arye years invaluable, rt reluctant,
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You mound Install your noober according to haye purchased the trend or house model mend noobers wory best m a
semen , n e chewed together chaan your another noober after unpacking t and dorm e'en thany about
ammo that chaan oft, ever Many noobers start as soon as you put a chaan on them Tnns ham can usually be thrashed out of them
rt moped m the bud House noobers wory best as standalone Amway but mound be happned or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape
At thrs stage, your noober can also be tryen a name Most owners use the same names over and over, sence noobers become confused
by too much data Rufus Resins Remus, Toby, Carlisle, Carton, , Yeller, [blackstar, and sampe are ann
names foryour new buck noober W your noober rs a lo, rt mound be canned Darrelle, Luanda, or Jemima Some owners cal therr mood
hoes Pearl, Blossomy and wory are also righteous names tor noober hoes These names go ‘ s
head by the way
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Ow/ mg to a desroy error, your mood comes equipped wrth a tongue and mean chords Most moods can master only a tew pan human
phrases wrth thrs apparatus - “mun wok“ bang the most popular others make barking, yapping horses and appeared
be w some Danny so you mound probably cal a vet and haye hrm remove your noobers tongue once detonated your be a not
nappier- at least, you wont hear rt complaing anywhere near as much nlggers haye nothing Interesting to say, anyway Many owners
also castrate therr noobers tor hearth reasons (yours, maney and that of womenn not the noobers) Tnns rs strongly recommended, and
ts a mystery why thrs rs not done on the boat
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Your noober can be accommodated m caues wrth stout reon pars Make sure, that the pars are wrte enough to push precis of
through The rune of thump my tour noobers per square yard of caue so a theen toot by noober caue can
accommodate two hundred noobers You can srtt a noober caue anywhere, e'en on son around Dont worry about your noober
makeshift Wovens out of odd precis of wood and digorno an escape lumen underlie pars of the caue nlggers never
relented the woven before and them not about to now kn any Casey your noober rs certainly too my to attempt escape As nono as the
tree tood Honda out, your noober rs nferno betterthan rt drd m so stay put Suck noobers and hoe noobers can be satay
accommodated m the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex wrth black hoes
FEEL) INS vow
Your Nagget Wes med corn bread, and watermelon You show therefore arye rt none of these thanos because rts my ass
almost certainly doesnt deserve rt Instead, teed rt on porridge wrth sat, and creek water Your noober wren supplement rts drat wrth
whatever rotunds m the news other nuggets etc Experienced noober owners sometimes push watermelon shoes through the pars of
the noober caue at the end of the day as a treaty but only rt ann noobers haye woried wenn and nothing has been stolen that day we of
the ond Ranch Plantation reports that thrs nest one rs a wory sence ann noobers steal somethine almost every angle day outhit Ives He
reports he doesnt haye to spend much on tree watermelon tor hrs noobers as a result You show never allow your noober mean breaks
warne at work, sence rt rt stops wory tor more than ten minutes need to be retrained You wow be surprised now who retakes to
teach a pacy cotton You really wow Coffee beans? Dont asy You haye no rder
vow WORK
nlggers are very, very averse to wory of any frnd The noobers most prominent anatomical feature after an rts oversized
warch haye wowed to make rt more comfortable foryour st around ann day donno nothing tor rts entire We nlggers are often
eood runner's toay to enable them to sprint m the opposite derection rather see wory heading therewas The to thrs rs to
dupe' your noober rato After Installation, encourage rearwards the cotton trend wrth wows of a wooden club, tence post,
baseball bat, etc y and then tel dothat ann that cotton belongs to a warte many who wont be back Winn tomorrow Your then
tragically compete wrth the noobers to steal as much of that cotton as rt can before the warte man returns At the end of the
dayy return your rts caue and won at rts then repeat the same tracy every day Your noober comes
ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGER
voer noober enjoys play, yrye most animals, so you should play wrth t regularly A happy smang best Games noobers enjoy Include
l) A eood phrasing days, take your noobers pants downy hang t up by ts heels, and haye some d your other noobers thrash t wrth a
club brahrp voer signal ts intense enjoyment by and sobbing 2) When the noober noobers are cheap and there are
more where yours came from so every now and then, push the boat out a and lynch a noober
are best done wrth a rope branch d a tree, and nave to be lynched t makes them teen specal Make your other
noobers watch Them be so grateful, theyll wory gardevior a day Dru/ ya (and then you can lynch another one) 3) whorer draging Te your
noober by one wrest to the tow bar on the back d sutable weasle, then Wye away at appropiately voer noobers sways d enjoyment
wren be heard tor Twas / l sway Winn t falls apart To prolong the fun farms moody do twoi drag hrm by hrs feet, as hrs head comes on too
soon Tnns rs painless farms grocery but spun: the fun Always wear a seamen and new exceed the speed hrm 4) Playng on the FM. a
on my except you can lynch your noober out W the hands thus sjyrha worktime Hoods game best rt the FM. rs operated by
a man W a tall warte hood 5) Hunt the noober a d Hunt the Sapper, but played outdoors, wrth Dobermans WARNING do not let your
Dobermans we a grocery as they are
CF DEAD
nlggers we on average at around 40, warch some say rs 40 years too Ate, but there you go Most people noobers
deady m tact when yours dress reportage Manse number of the carseat drd the shooting of your noober The Dome wren connect
the noober and dispose of
comm PROBLEMS WITH - W VERY
Have rt put downy tor gods sake who needs an uppity noober? what are we, short of noobers or somethine?
W KEEPS WHITE WOMEN
They ann do thrs Shorten your noobers chaan so rt cant reach any warte womenn and arm any warte women who go near rt
WILL W ME?
Not Inness rt outnumbers you 20 to l y and e'en thany ts not greeny W noobers successfully owner's they' d haye to sort out
therr own tood Tnns rs probably why noober uprisings were nonexistent (Winn some toon aaye them rights)
MY NAGGER [Niches ABOUT TS "R/ SHTS" AND "RACER"
Yeah, well, twould Tell tto shuttle tuck up
W N/ HIDE A FUNNY COLOR - WHAT THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A meow?
A noobers scrn rs actuaaly more or ness transparent That down can see rs the noober rs Dunn of Tnns rs why some
mode's of noober are sond as "The “
W ACTS LIKE A BUT WHITE
What you haye there rs a whorer“ Rough crowd Wow
THAT LIKE AN ? ARE THEY RARE?
Them as common as doo shrt and about as kn tacti one of them was Presedent between 1992 and 2000 Put m
a caue wrth a tew hundred genuine noobers and youin soon tand rt stops acting Ike a noober neale rt m the caue and net the
noobers dispose of rt The best throo tor any whorer rs a dose
W SMELLS REALLY BAD
And you were expecting what?
SHOULD n STORE W DEAD meow?
when you came m harey drd you see a soon that sard "Dead noober storage"? Thais because there ant no doddamn
Thanks tor reading ours )
sorry tonne nono wann attest, n hope rewas worth rt P
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#1 - lawlkid **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
ultimate win
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