My Next Life. . My Next Life by Woody Allen In my next life I wont to live backwards. Vou start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you warm up in on old
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My Next Life

My Next Life
by Woody Allen
In my next life I wont to live backwards.
Vou start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you warm up in on old people' s home
feeling better emery day.
You get inched out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work, you get a gold watch
and a party on your first day.
t You work for 40 years until you' re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
l Vou party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school,
you become a laid, you play.
Eon house no responsibilities,
you become o baby until you
are born. And then you spend
your lost 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with
central heating and room service
on top. larger quarters emery clay
and then, Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
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Submitted: 07/14/2010
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#2 - anonymous (07/14/2010) [-]
He left out the part where you marry your stepdaughter
#3 - DerHaifisch **User deleted account** (07/15/2010) [-]
Sounds like a plan.
User avatar #1 - propervillain (07/14/2010) [-]
Woody Allen FTW
User avatar #4 - FreeCANCER (07/15/2010) [-]
I dunno starting out strong with an orgasm isn't too bad
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