What the front page did to me!. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/616354/Real+life+save+points/<br /> least this wont cause front page sleep deprivation<br
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What the front page did to me!

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/616354/Real+life+save+points/<br />
least this wont cause front page sleep deprivation<br />
yah i know its kinda long, but idc thought id inform you Funnyjunkies this is what happens when you mess with that kinda power!

What the front page does to people for the first time!
Now you may be thinking, wow i wish i was one of
those lucky few who make it to the front page. Well
here to tell you, its not worth all the ****** thumbs in
the world!
This is what the front page will do to your life!!
This lady and gentlemen, is
sleep deprivation, it' s
caused whenever you get
thumb happy. Let me give
you a nice example.
Say you make a comp. Kinda like my FFUU vs ****
yah guy. You will get thumb happy. And if it gets to
the front page. This is what your funnyjunk will
look like.
I Hey look a comment! E m
an an all
This my front page friend is what you will have to
deal with, you check one comment then as soon as
you scroll back up, theres another and they never
ever ever stop!
People asking for dedications people making funny
suggestions for next comp. You have to sort
through it all. And its on the front page, thats
obvisouly means ya gotta make another so its 12: 30
at night and you have to wake up at 7, your thinking, i
can' t do this, it will be to late, but no as your thumb
whore self that you know you are, you have to please
your veiwers, so you make another, while sorting
through who said what copy pasteing peoples
comments giving them credit and when u finnaly get
You post that thing and you get the hell of funnyjunk.
Well what happens the next night? The same damn
thing! Until you finally give in and just say! I' m done!
No more!!
Then you finally beat the addiction, hopfully learning
your lesson in the process.
Maybe you will think twice about posting front page
content, yes you troll whores i know thats what this
site is about, but the front page is not for the week,
its for the strong, and the strong are people with no
lives :D!
I swear if you get this to the front page and lots of
comments are on here. NEVER POSTING AGAIN!
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Submitted: 07/13/2010
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User avatar #244 - sillypiggy (07/14/2010) [-]
old fj no thumbs no problem
User avatar #243 - OrangeYellowMan (07/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #242 - mckellin (07/14/2010) [-]
this seems like a smart way of eliminating competition
User avatar #241 - LazerFish (07/14/2010) [-]
wasn't funny and i think you have OCD then.....
#240 - vzdragon **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
I remember when you posted a funny picture and if it got to the front there was a bunch of funny comments on it. None of this REPOST **** or DEDICATION **** .
#239 - koobztwoonefourtwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #237 - dayandnight (07/14/2010) [-]
if you tilt your screen it says gullible
#238 to #237 - TehRealSlimShady **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
you bastard lol. U made me look
#236 - camrad **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #235 - ThePsychoKitty (07/14/2010) [-]
I know what your talking about, but not here on Funnyjunk. Often times when working on an art project I find myself up till 3 am because the last one did so well.
#234 - SlyBacon **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
hahahhahahahah fj sleep deprivation attack!
User avatar #233 - indiekid (07/14/2010) [-]
I f you liek lord of the rings than you will like this -_-

#232 - ImmortalBaconEater **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
white space ftw
User avatar #230 - EpicFacePalm (07/14/2010) [-]
Or you could just not post compilations, I tend to post my own work, get about 1,000 thumbs, and because it's not a compilation or comic, I'm not obliged to dedicate someone / make another. The problem isn't the front page, it's Comics and compilations.
User avatar #229 - TheACEofSpades (07/14/2010) [-]
#228 - boogywoogy **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
yea coz saying
"I swear if you get this to the front page and lots of comments are on here. I'M NEVER POSTING AGAIN!"
isn't thumb whoring at all
User avatar #226 - handbanana (07/14/2010) [-]
Well here's how to not make the front page:
1. ABSOLUTELY NO COMPILATIONS! People love thumbin that **** .
2. "+69 thumbs for more" is a no no. Don't ask for thumbs.
3. No comics. NONE!!!
4. Avoid posting memes and rants.
and last but not least.........{drumroll}

5. Post something funny and original!
User avatar #231 to #226 - satanisthesavior (07/14/2010) [-]
True that. Definitely don't post something original unless you don't want to make front page.
User avatar #225 - AeroChic (07/14/2010) [-]
I've had a picture get to the top with only 90 something thumbs, and hardly any comments.
User avatar #227 to #225 - AeroChic (07/14/2010) [-]
I thought it was 90, but it's on 45XD This was when fj was going through the first "anons can't vote" thing.
User avatar #223 - thajoker (07/14/2010) [-]
make it happen fj
#222 - Scottyjthecoolj (07/14/2010) [-]
what a crybaby
#221 - Daemmerung **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
Hm... That could happen, or, you know.. You could just be grateful and happy that people enjoyed it, but not be pressured, because you really don't care about the thumbs, just about the laughter of others. That's my approach... speakin' of which, I REALLY should make a sequel to my last submission like people keep asking...eventually...
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