What the front page did to me!
What the front page does to people for the first time!
Now you may be thinking, wow i wish i was one of
those lucky few who make it to the front page. Well
here to tell you, its not worth all the fuckin thumbs in
This is what the front page will do to your life!!
This lady and gentlemen, is
sleep deprivation, it' s
caused whenever you get
thumb happy. Let me give
you a nice example.
Say you make a comp. Kinda like my FFUU vs Fuck
yah guy. You will get thumb happy. And if it gets to
the front page. This is what your funnyjunk will
I Hey look a comment! E m
an an all
OH FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS!!!!
This my front page friend is what you will have to
deal with, you check one comment then as soon as
you scroll back up, theres another and they never
ever ever stop!
People asking for dedications people making funny
suggestions for next comp. You have to sort
through it all. And its on the front page, thats
obvisouly means ya gotta make another so its 12: 30
at night and you have to wake up at 7, your thinking, i
can' t do this, it will be to late, but no as your thumb
whore self that you know you are, you have to please
your veiwers, so you make another, while sorting
through who said what copy pasteing peoples
comments giving them credit and when u finnaly get
You post that thing and you get the hell of funnyjunk.
Well what happens the next night? The same damn
thing! Until you finally give in and just say! I' m done!
Then you finally beat the addiction, hopfully learning
your lesson in the process.
Maybe you will think twice about posting front page
content, yes you troll whores i know thats what this
site is about, but the front page is not for the week,
its for the strong, and the strong are people with no
I swear if you get this to the front page and lots of
comments are on here. NEVER POSTING AGAIN!