What the front page did to me!. <br /> least this wont cause front page sleep deprivation<br /> yah i know its kinda long, but idc thought id inform front page rant
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What the front page did to me!

What the front page did to me!. <br /> least this wont cause front page sleep deprivation<br /> yah i know its kinda long, but idc thought id inform

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least this wont cause front page sleep deprivation<br />
yah i know its kinda long, but idc thought id inform you Funnyjunkies this is what happens when you mess with that kinda power!

What the front page does to people for the first time!
Now you may be thinking, wow i wish i was one of
those lucky few who make it to the front page. Well
here to tell you, its not worth all the ****** thumbs in
the world!
This is what the front page will do to your life!!
This lady and gentlemen, is
sleep deprivation, it' s
caused whenever you get
thumb happy. Let me give
you a nice example.
Say you make a comp. Kinda like my FFUU vs ****
yah guy. You will get thumb happy. And if it gets to
the front page. This is what your funnyjunk will
look like.
I Hey look a comment! E m
an an all
This my front page friend is what you will have to
deal with, you check one comment then as soon as
you scroll back up, theres another and they never
ever ever stop!
People asking for dedications people making funny
suggestions for next comp. You have to sort
through it all. And its on the front page, thats
obvisouly means ya gotta make another so its 12: 30
at night and you have to wake up at 7, your thinking, i
can' t do this, it will be to late, but no as your thumb
whore self that you know you are, you have to please
your veiwers, so you make another, while sorting
through who said what copy pasteing peoples
comments giving them credit and when u finnaly get
You post that thing and you get the hell of funnyjunk.
Well what happens the next night? The same damn
thing! Until you finally give in and just say! I' m done!
No more!!
Then you finally beat the addiction, hopfully learning
your lesson in the process.
Maybe you will think twice about posting front page
content, yes you troll whores i know thats what this
site is about, but the front page is not for the week,
its for the strong, and the strong are people with no
lives :D!
I swear if you get this to the front page and lots of
comments are on here. NEVER POSTING AGAIN!
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#10 - BShocker **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm commenting this... just so you get another alert..

*Troll Face*
#60 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. go to your profile
2. click "Account and Privacy Settings"
3. click "Alert Settings"
4. uncheck "Receive alerts on new comments for my content"
5. Save
6. DURP. -_-
#140 - captinovious **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
#145 to #140 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
User avatar #188 - OhReally (07/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #130 - gadgetzan (07/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
*a wild comment appears*

Baconlad used ignore

It's not very effective
User avatar #2 - sethbean (07/13/2010) [-]
This is quite a hilarious picture, I do believe it is front page material indeed.
#174 - thuntking **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #128 - Why do you care (07/14/2010) [-]
The front page isn't for the weeks, it's for the years.
#73 - hahablahblah (07/14/2010) [-]
wow douch "waaaahh waaaahhh im getting to amny thumbs on funnyjunk and its bad!! WWAAAAAAAAHH" man the **** up....
User avatar #202 - annoyingsmartguy (07/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
The front page is not for the week.
User avatar #210 to #208 - annoyingsmartguy (07/14/2010) [-]
Yes, that would be the correct word in that context. But then it wouldn't be as funny, would it?
User avatar #164 - HumbertoL (07/14/2010) [-]
or you could just ignore the comments until morning and sort through them then. What really bugs me is people replying to each other for that entire week. then you keep getting alerts at random moments
User avatar #162 - LtSimonGhostRiley (07/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #170 to #162 - NegativeFour (07/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #142 - Mrah (07/14/2010) [-]
whenever i see a notification after i post a picture i get a bit excited inside :3
User avatar #126 - TigerMann (07/14/2010) [+] (18 replies)
Blank space is blank
#134 to #126 - JohnPornathan **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
blankers gunna blank
#114 - thischick **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
some of us wouldnt know the feeling :,(
oh look! a comment!
#100 - doormat (07/14/2010) [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #76 - raibean (07/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The front page isn't for the week, it's for the day.
#72 - Emajor **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #71 - MarvelZombie (07/14/2010) [-]
Sorry I meant "Sorry I meant we should comment like hell on this."
User avatar #48 - zombierapist (07/14/2010) [-]
wait if i thumb this up im helping someone not only stop posting stupid ****

i may just be helping you by getting you your life back?

im conflicted
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