What Your Favorite Website Says About You
What You Think It Says I om o person who loves to morn,
and Yroogle is o great place to learn about anything. You con
just Type o question, and you' ll be rewarded with seventy
pages of the some answer. For me, Yroogle is .
What It Really Says I might be c retarded person. Seriously.
This morning, I "how to get dressed", then right after.
that I "Can I wear bologna to work if it' s in the shape
of o Then, right after, that, I "I have glass in
my ass because I ate o pickle Jar' backwards. What do I do
now?" Does that make me recorded'? I' d better, Yroogle that.
What You Think It Says I' m o worldly guy, and I like to keep
tabs on what' s happening on o global scale. is the
most trusted source of news, so why wouldn' t I rely on them
to stay updated online?
What It Really Says I con' T read. All of CNN. com' s news
stories ore in video form. I' ll tell you more about it after, this
protroll ad for, diapers.
What You Think It Says Nobody has any idea who I om. I
om anonymous. I am o hilarious internet vigilante who is good
at photoshop, and I definitely have o girlfriend who I bone
on o regular basis, because I totally do have that. And she' s
hot. Also, she' s slutty, too. And real.
What It Really Says I' m o racist old virgin who
lives in my parent' s basement.
What You Think It Says I love being discreet about my porn
habits. This site could be anything: lots of things ore red. It
could be o site devoted solely to videos of fire Trucks or Radio
Flyer wagons. Nobody knows! I' ll tell you one thing Though: it' s
certainly not porn... but it might be.
What It Really Says I like porn. I really like porn. I like it to
the point that I con' T get o boner if the video is poorly shot, or
if the lighting is bad or' something. Plus, I don' t want anyone
to know that I' been watching porn for the kert it hours if
they get on my computer'. Man, my wrist hurts. Am I getting
What You Think It Says Hey, world! I' m the kind of guy who
parks his Combro with the vanity plates directly in front of
the adult bookstore. I don' t give o fuck who knows that I love
porn. Sure, there ore plenty of more discreet sites to browse
porn on, but they just don' t scream "I fucking LOVE POENI"
loud enough for, my TEE.
What It Really Says I don' t give o fuck what you think it
really sow about me. "I fucking love porn", that' s what it
says! Fuck off!
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