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If we all had a bong

all hail the new philosophy
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Submitted: 10/13/2009
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#70 - anonymous (10/25/2009) [-]
I will never forget the day the damn bong broke. I think i cried but i dont remember that thing could rip.
#68 - anonymous (10/17/2009) [-]
haha i was a joint man until i took a hit from a bong...holy fuck man its a whole nother world, thats my shit
#67 - anonymous (10/17/2009) [-]
If we all had a bong, nothing would get done.
#61 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD I TOLD THIS JOKE IN LIKE 6TH GRADE GROW UP AND ITS A MONKEY NOT A KOALA DAMN PEOPLE CAN U AT LEAST GET SHIT RIGHT MY GOD
#69 to #61 - anonymous (10/17/2009) [-]
we should all listen to the little tree polar bear
User avatar #66 to #61 - BrianStorm (10/17/2009) [-]
jokes can be adapted and changed. To think that a joke cant change is completely idiotic.
#65 to #61 - anonymous (10/17/2009) [-]
holy shit. how stupid are you? its a koala.
#64 to #61 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
nope thats a koala
#60 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POWER POOP, POOP EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU! EVERYWHERE! IT'S LIKE HE CAN MAKE INFINITE POOP OR SOMETHING! IT'S EVERYWHERE AND PEOPLE STILL DON'T KNOW WHO FAT BEN IS! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?! FAT BEN WILL KILL US ALL WITH THE WRATH OF POOP!
#56 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
1) not a bong in this, a joint. 2) GO AUSTRALIA!@!!!!
#53 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
they werent even smoking out of a bong! they were using joints. i just smoked a joint. :)
#63 to #53 - phishophobia (10/14/2009) [-]
yeah dude, not okay
#59 to #53 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
you shouldnt make fun of marijuana
User avatar #50 - Arsonist (10/13/2009) [-]
I love stoners, they are so funny.
#48 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
Wait, not everyone has a bong?
#47 - killallbabies (10/13/2009) [-]
but wut if i do have a bong should i share it???
User avatar #44 - Shiny (10/13/2009) [-]
"If we all had a bong, we'd all get along."

This is now officially my new motto.
#58 to #44 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
Follow grammar hitler! ZI HEIL!
User avatar #57 to #44 - HeinrichHimmler (10/14/2009) [-]
Epic grammar fucks. You will all die in hell.
#55 to #44 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
#51, learn to spell grammar right.
#54 to #44 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
#49 was a trainee.. go easy on him man
#51 to #44 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
You, Sir, are no Grammar Nazi.
A Grammer Nazi would not use incorrect grammer in his or her sentence. Your sentence should have read: You seem to have said, or in this case, typed it wrong. Do not claim to be a Grammer Nazi when you do not even use correct grammer yourself. Good day.
#49 to #44 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
Good sir, it is I, the Grammar Nazi!
You've seem to say it, or in this case, type it wrong. The correct way to do so, would be, "No, mine!" Please have a good day. Captcha: cheer
#46 to #44 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
no mine!
#43 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
i loled
User avatar #42 - Littlemakdak (10/13/2009) [-]
This picture is the stuff of legend.... Even though there's a really stupid moral idc it made me laugh...
User avatar #41 - laspussy (10/13/2009) [-]
only like dis much
User avatar #40 - sephriomnislash (10/13/2009) [-]
LOL
#38 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
true story bro
#45 to #38 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
Brodidly
#37 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
I want to buy a pet koala.. also try to rap or sing this ..try this while high like i did its hilarious
#32 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
That so wouldn't happen...



As if the crocodile would have helped the lizard!
#35 to #32 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
#33 your such a dumbass. obviously it was sarcasm you dumbfuck.
#34 to #32 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
im pretty sure that that was the point he was tryin to make numbnuts
i know its hard to tell, but he was using sarcasm there, cuz they wouldnt be smoking waaaay before the croc helped the lizard
#33 to #32 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
you my retarded friend...have no sense of humor...now fuck off
#31 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
bong is the answer to everything :D
#27 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
A man was watching TeeVee when he heard a knock on his door. He went to the door and opened it. He looked all around but no one was there. He was about to close the door when he heard "Excuse me.." from below his feet. He looked down and there was a snail.
"May I help you?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to buy some--"
The man through the snail across the road and shut the door and went back to watch TeeVee. A month later, he heard a knock on the door. He opened it and looked all around but didn't see anyone. He looked down and there was snail.
The snail said: "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
#62 to #27 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
ive also heard this before , except the snail and the man were both tampons, and they didnt even talk to eachother coz they were both stuk up cunts
#52 to #27 - anonymous (10/14/2009) [-]
Win!
#36 to #27 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
Heard this one before except the guy was watching the superbowl, he kicked the snail and it was a year later.
#30 to #27 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
haha TeeVee haha
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