Just look at the fucking size of that cookie.
Hot damn, it' s massive or some shit
There' s like 4500 calories in it but you don' t give a fuck
Tons of chocolate chips, fuck
It' s got it fucking gallons of butter shoved in it
Step up to the plate like a real man and
start swallowing these shits, goddamn.
Nobody wants crappy fruit to snack on.
only faggots eat fruit. This fucking cookie
is the ultimate shit to eat. Your friends will
try to mooch these shits so youll have to
beat their fucking asses.