The greatest Fanfic EVER.. www.fanfiction.net/u/2041022/Willis123. EDWARD WAS' UPSET NOT REGURALY UPSET BUT LIKE REALLY UPSET BELLA NO LONGER LOVED HIM THAT LIK lol
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EDWARD WAS' UPSET NOT REGURALY UPSET BUT LIKE REALLY UPSET BELLA NO LONGER LOVED HIM
THAT LIKE MADE HIM SAD AND . PUT IT WAS' OKAY BECAUSE EDWARD HAD COUND A
HOMOSEXUAL RELA IN JACK BLACK (SHORT FOR JACOB BLACK). BELLA HAD LEFT HIM FOR THI{
REALLY COOL QUANTUM {SIENTE{ T DUDE WHO CAME THROUGH A PORTAL {ONEDAY. EDWARD HAD
WORE REVENGE
HAVE Y COME BACK TO BED’ {AID JACK BLACK.
THINKING’ {AID EDWARD
ONETIME{ I THINK YOU ONLY WANT RE VAGE BE CAUSE YOU LOVE BELLA MORE THAN ME’ JACK BLACK
CA YING
THA NOT TRUE BABE. ALL I NEED IN LIFE NOW’
NUMBUH. YOU {TILL LIKE GIRLS. YOU CANUTE GAY IF YOU LIKE GIRLS'.’ JACK BLACK {AID WITH SAD.
I AM GA Y MONEY, I {WEAR . EDWARD PROCLAIMED
WE' BEEN TOGETHER FOR ' MONTHS AND YOU WONT EVEN LOOK ATME NAKED. I DONT THINK YOU
LOVE ME {WEE TIE
EDWARD {ISHED
PART 1: GORDON FREEMAN TS ******* COOL
GORDON HAD COME TO THI{ WORLD TO ELIMINATE ALL THESE RETARDED ASS VAMPIRE S’. HE HAD ONCE
BEEN TO A DAMEN{ AGV WHERE VAMPIRE{ WERE ACTUALLY COOL, AND . LIKE. THERE WAS' Thur GUY
NAMED DRACULA AND HE KILLED A LOT OF PE OPLE{ AND HAD SEX WITH LOTS OF CHICK{ AND IMPALED
PEOPLE WITH Greer (WHICH GORDON WAS' CURE WAS' REPRESENTATIVE OF bug GARGANTUAN AND
MA{ JULINE PENIS.)
PART I EDDIE HEAR{ THE NE MG'
EDWARD WAS' IN bug DINING ROOM, NOT EA TING ANYTHING CUT HE S’ A VAMPIRE. WHEN HE HEARD THE
NE . IT CAME FLASHING ON THE VAMPIRE TV IN SE 'CON'S.
OUR VAMPIRE CITADEL WAS' IMMAA TKD! QUICKLY. RUN TAST, QUICKE!’
EDWARD KNEW IT WAS' COOL QUANTUM {SIENTE{ T GUY. AND KNEW HAD TO BE DONE.
HE GA THERED UP ALL bug WEAPONS (WHICH WERE NOTHING PUT TEDDY BEAR{ AND WARM MILK) AND
WENT TO THE MAN WHO HAD GEN THE LOVE OF bug WIFE
HE WAS' F {. BUT THE IN{ TINK r COULD NOT SHOW BECAUSE HE S’ A GIANT PUCCY.
HGHEY. NOW GOING TO CA BELLA.’ I KNEW YOU DIDN' T LOVE ME.” {AID JACK BLACK
TO PROVE fr, EDDWARD GA HIM A BIG G' GAY {MOOCH THE GOD{ CRY our IN COMPLETE
SHAME IT WAS' A WET CLOPPY wrr THAT TOTALLY MADE EVERY {TRAIGHT GUY F LACKED. AND EDWARD
TOTALLY LOVED fr.
PART I GORDON F Leer BELLA
GORDON G PROUD IN bug BOXER{. WITH bug TOWERING MAMMOTH OF A PENI{ FULLY RE CT BEFORE
HIM BELLA WOOD IN TOTAL AWE. IT WAS' THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PENI{ SHE EVER CAW. SHE KNEW RIGHT
AWAY THAT SHE WOULD HA TO GET COMPLETE NAKED AND INSERT IT INTO HER WET AND PUL{ A TING
PU{{ Y. GORDON GRABBED AND HER TIT{ AND COMMENCING LICKING WHILE SHE MOANED IN PLEA{ URE
THEN. ANOTHER GIRL POPPED our. SHE WAS' SUPER HOT. WITH BLONDE HAIR AND MA{{ IVE BOOBS’.
GORDON GRINNED WIDE AND PUT ON bug COOL ASS AVIATOR SUNGLASSES. GUI YEAH. HE WAS' GONNA
HA VEA THREEWAY.
PART 4: FAILURE
EDWARD BROKE IN TO STOP GORDON FROM SEXING BELLA BUT IT WAS' TOO LATE. HE SEEN BELLA
COVERED IN AN IMMENSE POOL OF SPERM, AND WITH TORRENTIAL DOWNFALL OF IT {TILL PAIRING ON
HER. EDWARD CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND GLITTERED SOME MORE.
THEY COMMENCED TO BA THE
EDWARD THRE W THE TEDDY BEAR{ AND WARM MILK AT GORDON, WHICH HE DODGED WITH EASE THEN
GORDON PULLED our bug CROWBAR. AND GRINNED WIDE AGAIN, BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT WOULD BE ALL
HE NEEDED TO DEFEATISM HE HIT EDWARD WITH THE CROWBAR. REALLY car" HY F OR THE FIR{ T TIME.
HE DIDN' T WANT TO HURT HIM RIGHT AWAY, HE MAD MERCY. EDWARD CRIED REALLY REALLY LOUD
AND , ARTED {EBBING
co, TO SHUT HIM UP. GORDON {MASHED bug FACE IN WITH THE CROWBAR. LIKE { LY HARD, TO
THE POINT WHERE EDWARD WASNT EVEN RE COGNIZABLE ANYMORE.
THE END
AUO. KWS LINK IN THE DESCRIPTOIN.
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Submitted: 07/12/2010
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User avatar #51 - PwntWithASpoon (07/13/2010) [-]
NEVER CALL JACOB BLACK "JACK BLACK".
JACK BLACK IS ONE OF THE EPICEST MEN EVER.
User avatar #1 - andrewjeddore (07/12/2010) [+] (20 replies)
beep
#4 - sentientmonkey **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
Just another reason for me to love Gordon Freeman.
User avatar #53 - Deathheart (07/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
He should make copies and sell them.

This is a story I would read to my children.
#36 - TheV **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
This is amazing, we approve. Only a fag like Edward would troll this.
+3
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#7 - thetacoslave **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
the title here know's no lie
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User avatar #3 - GordonXFreeman (07/12/2010) [-]
**** yeah, Edward can go suck it!
User avatar #32 - sircool (07/12/2010) [-]
no one should dare say such things about jack black
+2
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#19 - ShatsBassoon **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Ha ha ha you said thee-way
User avatar #11 - Treecko (07/12/2010) [-]
bacula sent me- wait..
User avatar #60 - tetrisdood (07/16/2010) [-]
*jizz*
#59 - waterbottle **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [-]
you made me picture inmy head jacob and edward kissing.......you ******* asshole, but on second part i like part 3-the end
#58 - Blubcake (07/13/2010) [-]
When it said jack black for the first time i was all like " This mother ****** seriously didnt just metion jack black and gay-pire in the same sentnce" but then u explained your self so it was ok
#48 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [-]
That WAS the greatest FanFic ever, But... to INSULT JACK BLACK BY SAYING HE IS GAY WITH A SPARKLING FAIRY???

No... It cannot be...
#46 - MrZack **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [-]
lqtm

me likey
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#35 - anonymous (07/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
It was long and the grammer sucked! I didn't come here to read, regardless of whether or not it was funny.
#34 - anonymous (07/13/2010) [-]
i plan to sneak in a vuvuzuela, go to the new twilight movie, and right before girls start to scream like a bunch of dumb bitches- troll the **** out of them xD
Girls: OMG ITS MY HUBBY ED-
me: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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