MY rant. EDIT: HOLY FUCK-SICLES!!! This is amazing! Front page! Hell yeah! Thank you everyone, so frigging much. Especially Zomba, because you probably got me a
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MY rant

EDIT: HOLY FUCK-SICLES!!! This is amazing! Front page! Hell yeah! Thank you everyone, so frigging much. Especially Zomba, because you probably got me a good 20 more thumbs because you commented, man. Haha. I might make another one, with better spelling, , and I will put it on my other account most probably. I'm not sure. Either way thank you so much to everyone who thumbed this is, this made my day...no year...life. Jeez this is awesome. Over 200 thumbs. Leave any ideas about other rants if you liked this one. It probably won't be about such topics like Justin and Twilight, and it will probably be shorter. Thanks.<br />
I really don't care how much flaming I get, cause I made an account just for this. Get front page? Great. Get -666 thumbs? I dont care. <br />
Have fun rating, pals.

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Submitted: 07/11/2010
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User avatar #424 - iliketoeatoreos (07/12/2010) [-]
i bet half the people who thumbed this up will thumb up a hate justin bieber pic later lolz
#183 - TheMailMan **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
long rant is lllllooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnngggg
#200 - Pingaskhan **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Wait.... justin beiber gets pussy with a snap of her fingers?
a damn good lesbian, she is
User avatar #423 - SuperDuperNoob (07/12/2010) [-]
rants.

rants everywhere
#421 - anonymous (07/12/2010) [-]
abstinence is easy when your fan base is full of 12 year olds. my ass he could get more pussy
User avatar #460 - Cbatower (07/12/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Best ways to get thumbs:
1. Act like you don't care about thumbs.
2. Talk about how this will get you negative thumbs.
#441 - anonymous (07/12/2010) [-]
long post is long
didnt read :P
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#401 - EatBabySouls Comment deleted by SecretGirl [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #314 - DorkButton (07/12/2010) [-]
I congratulate you for apparently being the only person on this site with an ounce of reason.
#415 - anonymous (07/12/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Okay, here's my rant.
Reason I hate Justin Bieber: He can't sing. Yes, he sings high but honestly, he cannot sing. The only thing that makes him stand out from others is his high pitch voice. And you know why else he stands out? Because he's good looking. The girls love him because he's pretty good looking and honestly, they dont care about his singing and voice. And that pisses me off. I lose faith in the future music because of the people who are famous today. I wouldnt care if he was 100 or 10 years old. I just dont think that people should get famous just based on a high pitched voice that makes him stand out from thousands of other teens and just because they are better looking.
#173 - EmpressIvy **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Uhm, excuse me, funnyjunk was GREEN.
#178 to #175 - EmpressIvy **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I was kidding, goshh

I like this girl, i almost 100% agree with her.
User avatar #73 - ForeverYoung (07/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The fans. The fans. The FUCKING FANS. They ruin every single thing.
I'd be on neutral terms if they weren't such douchebags. I mean, you say one thing that implies the slightest bit of negativity towards either, and you get loads of shit. "UR JUST JELOUS OF DER SKILLZ!!!1!!1111!!ONEE!!1!" or "DEY R SO MUCH BETTR THEN U WILL EVR BEEE!"


That's is basically why we all hate on them.
#510 - misteraznboy **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
keeping it short and sweet: we hate for the sake of hating, not cause it's sensible
if the internet was sensible then something has gone wrong
#268 - xxxryanxxx (07/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
people need to stop spamming FJ with there bitching... if you dont like the site then leave
#254 - willza **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Justin Bieber is an investment hand picked by the music industry, nothing more. You could take any little kid out of a choir group and give him a record deal and throw him with some celebrities and bingo.

I'm not interested in his back story, and I feel no sympathy for him because hes rich and famous and never has to worry about money again. Don't tell me money doesn't matter, because it does. Fuck him, every time I see his face I want to punch him, there's a lot of faces like that out there.

So when this place goes all beiber junk it really really disappoints me
#242 - Crux **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I had 5 accounts and all of them got banned.. 2 level 28 accounts, one 16, one 7 and this one which is "not liked by funnyjunk". I couldn't care less about thumbs, rank and all that stupid shit. And I agree with what you wrote. FJ is just full of...
User avatar #197 - Dart (07/12/2010) [+] (5 replies)
The only reason Funnyjunk is the way it is, is because of the damn children. Middle schoolers and the like blow everything out of proportion and go with the crowd to make themselves feel better. They think it makes them look cool. And over half of this site is made up of said douchebags.
#54 - therevolvers **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
well first off secretgirl you cant spell shit. second of all you dedicated a decently large portion of your life to twighlight. i dunno about everyone else but that calrifies that your most likely around 11 and dont know what your talking about.

i know im being a troll but whatever thats my opinion
#56 to #54 - therevolvers **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
twilight* a misspelling how ironic
User avatar #34 - Temari (07/12/2010) [-]
I agree. ;)
User avatar #28 - cookiemonstA (07/12/2010) [+] (8 replies)
i almost completely agree with you, except the twilight part, i really dont like the idea of it at all, werewolves shouldnt be able to just change and vampires should like urn or discengrate in the sun, but im js
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