Funny Sheep. baaaaaaaaaaaah. An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a looll sitting on his porch patting his dog. He fi Sheep
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Funny Sheep

baaaaaaaaaaaah

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An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village
and sees a looll sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he' ll
have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G' day Mate! Good looking dog, mind ifl speak to
Villager: "The dog doesn' t talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how' s it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: tlook of extreme shook]
Ventriloquist: ''Is this villager your owner?" [pointing at the Villager]
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake ones a week to play.''
Villager: [look of utter disbelief]
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn' t talk either.... | think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how' s it going?"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded]
Ventriloquist: ''Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Villager]
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me
from the elements."
Villager: [total look of amazement]
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep' s a liar''
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User avatar #1 - dylanisman (07/10/2010) [-]
rofl anyone who doesnt get this its because they **** sheep there
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